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Todd Patrick (he/him)

@tightrough.bsky.social
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Tax the rich. Build more housing. Protect trans folks. Fix your hearts.

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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't need to be a handwriting analyst to recognize a pattern of psychosis here
Signature of TFG above a line that reads "President of the Unites[sic] States," alongside those of the CEOs of Google, Anthropic, Meta, OpenAI, xAI, and Nvidia. Only Nvidia's CEO makes an attempt at penmanship
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I see you @reckless.bsky.social😊
Podcast description: “This week's iPhone 18 Pro discourse made aperture a priority, but today on Vergecast we zoom out to talk about the state of smart phone photography at large.”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shell gas station sign showing regular unleaded at $6.40/gallon and diesel at $8.40/gallon
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Vice Cream” was RIGHT THERE
Grocery store standup for alcoholic ice cream
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What in the ever-loving Lisa Frank fresh hell is this obvious affront to Bay Area muralists? 🤮
In front of a rising/setting sun partially obscured by fog, the name of gentrified SF neighborhood “Hayes Valley” is spray painted in an orange-to-fuchsia rainbow sherbet gradient, outlined and drop-shadowed in royal blue. Between the two words, a dachshund lies on a fringed blanket, wearing a royal blue puffy vest, pink neckerchief, sunglasses and beret next to a martini with olives
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Narrator: “Cliffs? No problem. Wind? No problem.” Apparently paying someone to film your own goddamn commercial is a fucking problem, though, eh Samsung? www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kn...
Video still of a plane taking off from a runway, with large type: “The edge of your world” – but what’s the tiny type in the lower left corner say?2/3rds crop from the lower left corner. The tiny type is still too small to clearly make out1/3 crop from lower left corner zooms in further…1/6th crop from lower left corner. The tiny type now clearly reads, “* This content was created using generative AI”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Local news about an SF neighborhood brought me this fresh hell of an insult to Bay Area murals. What in the Lisa Frank?!
Amid a sun rising/setting behind a cloud of fog, a cursive "Hayes Valley" is spray-painted in a rainbow-sherbet vertical gradient from orange to fuchsia, outlined and drop-shadowed in royal blue. Between the two words, a dachshund in a puffy vest, neckerchief, sunglasses, and beret is lying on a blanket next to a martini
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thirty years in the Bay Area and you can’t take the South outta the boy
A heatmap of the lower 48 United States shows that old speech habits die hard. It’s okay, though – we value diversity out here
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Also from my niece, because she knows me 🥰
Green-with-white-silhouette figure of Godzilla contains the words, “Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards.”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Obverse. Wake me when it happens, @calyxworks.com 😊
A red-with-black-outline gravestone silhouette contains the words "Maybe today will be the day" with the o of today replaced with a skull
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You know our pal is on the right side of history 🤗
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This arrived today. I feel so seen!
Needlepoint sampler of a fire-breathing kaiju and a house that reads, “May Godzilla destroy this home last”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m standing outside a pub that opens at 7am. Soon, folks dressed in red and white garb and scarves, waiting for friends, similarly attired. For this is Kezar Pub, and they are the faithful Arsenal fans for whom the pub opens at 7am I’m here because if they win, I want to see it in person
Four men stand outside Kezar Pub in San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district waiting to be let inside at 7am, two hours before kickoff of the Champion League finals match between Arsenal and Paris St. Germaine
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Would that this were AI slop 🤮 From www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
A personalized bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon engraved with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield, obtained by The Atlantic (The Atlantic)
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oof, what a lede.
On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Shameful. I spent summers in Appalachia on service missions with my youth group. Over 30 years since, it only seems to have declined further. Fuck Joe Manchin forever.
“We just roll back regulations and we keep being promised that deregulating and privatizing our systems is gonna fix everything, and it never does,” said Caitlin Ware, a pastor who advocates for clean water in southern West Virginia — her thoughts briefly interrupted as the electricity abruptly went off in her Sandyville United Methodist Church. “It only makes the rich richer, and it only puts us in a worse situation.”

In February, Gov. Patrick Morrisey proudly announced plans to build a data center on nearly 550 acres in Berkeley County.

“This $4 billion investment is a historic win that proves West Virginia can compete at the highest level for the global tech economy,” he said in a statement. It did not explain where the water or electricity would come from to run the 600 megawatt, 1.9 million square foot facility.

Morrisey’s office did not respond to a request for comment.
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
#shoutoutOakland with Alysa Liu in Temescal
Thizz face next to mural of gold medalist skater Alysa Liu
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My friend has this game in his garage! Here's the back "Goddammit, Pam. Fuck the kitchen table. Get on board!"
A picture of the back of the Mastermind box on, what else but a kitchen table? A smug adult man in a jacket and tie is pictured playing as the Codemaker with his pegs hidden behind a shield as a preteen girl considers her next move in this pointless game of Wordle with Pegs. 

In the instructions printed below the photo is a section titled "Scoring" in which the final instruction reads "If it is proven that the Codemaker has misguided the Codebreaker with incorrect information, the game is replayed and 3 extra points are awarded to the Codebreaker." One wonders whether legal representation will be necessary to play.
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My birthday’s in November, so I can’t risk not abusing this edict
SLOW street sign with a sticker that reads in yellow letters over a dark green background: “anyone who supports the A’s moving to Vegas is a cop”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Way to show out and keep it peaceful, Oakland 🤗 #thetown #alameda #coastguardbridge
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
MASSIVE turnout in #oakland for #nokings!!! #thetown
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
“Riot gear” 😂
Gen X’er dressed for today’s protest march in Oakland: A navy blue ACLU baseball cap reads “See you in court” in white all caps inside a red rectangle. A black T-shirt reads “Protect Trans Folks” in white gothic lettering among a broken chain and rose graphic beneath a chambray blue button down shirt open in front. Khaki cargo shorts.
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Bringing these to No Kings Oakland this Saturday
A lanyard holding dozens of orange plastic whistles markered with OUT on one side, and ICE on the other
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
What is Hyphy, if not protest music? Too $hort's "Blow the Whistle" takes on a whole new meaning #Too$hort #TheTown #BayArea
100 orange plastic individually-wrapped whistles with lanyards in a cardboard box, one unwrapped and held at profile? $20

Alerting your neighbors when ICE rolls up? Priceless
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
#heiroday in SF could’ve gone either way, but trust Oakland turned out!
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Y’all, TIL Marvel’s 1985 Secret Wars was originally titled “Cosmic Champions” @davidaja.com @frankchoartist.bsky.social @gregpak.net @gailsimone.bsky.social
Cover of Marvel Age: The Official Marvel [Comics] News magazine, March 1984, glued onto 1/8” thick wood and cut into a 275-piece diagonal puzzle (so it’s harder to start with the edges and corners, presumably). 

The cover features The Avengers’ Captain America and Hawkeye, X-Men’s Cyclops, Wolverine, and Rogue in the foreground on the lower edge. Behind/above them are She-Hulk, Colossus, Thing, Dazzler, Storm, Nightcrawler. Beneath the title are Iron Man, Hulk, Spider-Man, and the Human Torch flying, jumping, and swinging above the other characters. 

Sorry, I don’t know who the woman with a green mask is, but she’s in there, too

The subtitle of this issue, at the bottom of the page, reads, “SECRETS OF THE SECRET WARS,” which would be published nine months later, in the following January of 1985

The puzzles are created by Ozan Burke, proprietor of puzzledcomics.comOn page 17 of the included inner-matter from this issue, we learn that Secret Wars was originally titled “Cosmic Champions”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I feel seen. Thanks for your patronage! 😉😂
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Creep is as creep does
Man-child Mark Zuckerburg ogles person-in-her-own-right, (and coincientally Jeff Bezos' fiancée), Lauren Sanchez's lace-corseted bosom… bc creeps gonna creep, I guess?
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What are we even doing, SLC airport newsstand
Two bins, each containing three giant 180g/6.34oz multi-flavor Chupa Chups lollipops, sold for $26.99 each before tax
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Damn, I love how Oakland protests #nokings #thetown
“Alto alas redadas” in Spanish painted over the stars on an American flag translates to “Stop the raids” in EnglishTwo red stars with stick figure legs high-five on a light blue background on a handheld sign that reads “Just Here to Socialize”A roughly five-foot high metallic golden toilet being pushed during the protest march filled with an inflatable globe, and signs that read “three branches” (of government), a ruler that reads “the rule of law” and other things being flushed down what is labeled in the underside of the lid as “Trump’s Throne”Crowd of people marching in protest, one holding a sign that reads (among other phrases) “CHINGA LA MIGRA”
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Pre-march gathering at Wilma Chan Park near Lake Merritt, Oakland #nokings #thetown
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You KNOW Oakland represented today! #nokings #thetown
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com Oakland showed out again today! #wefightback
Early crowd in Oakland’s Oscar Grant Park protesting the billionaire agendaEarly crowd seated around Oakland’s Oscar Grant Park protesting the billionaire agendaSpeaker at Oscar Grant Park in front of yellow sign with red all-caps “WE FIGHT BACK!” just before the crowd marched in downtown Oakland to protest the billionaire agenda
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Todd Patrick (he/him) @tightrough.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Rep. Barbara Lee, W. Kamau Bell, and a whole lotta love here today at #OaklandCAHandsOff
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