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Tiff / Alien Ordnance

@tiffalien.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ 💛🤍👾💣🔞 47, Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Transfemme Nonbinary nerd. Leftwing. Retrogamer. Has written stuff. Selfie slut. Disabled and probably out of spoons. MDNI🔞

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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 3h
Morning! Hope you're all feeling as awesome as me today. Sending cwtches and cariad if you're not! 🫂💚
Tiff, suggestively bare chested with a cute black white and mint cardigan covering her "modesty" in a dark blue room. Her long white and pink hair is partially obscuring her face.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 23h
Kids are too pure! Just had a young lad (7-8ish) run up to me in the street: "Excuse me, miss! (Instant 🥰) I just wanted to tell you that I love your colours!" Thanks for making my day, kid! 🫶 Gotta admit, I'm accesorising like hell...
Tiff, in black and neon green tee, biker jacket, walking stick and boots, with black velvet trousers and a black and green checked Loungefly Gir (Zim) crossbody bag.
Shot at a downward angle from the neck down, so there's footpath and grass in the background.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miss Demeanor MTG card from Unglued.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Made this for Halloween... I love little prints like this. 👻
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning, lovelies!
Tiff in a black bra with grey spots and a heart choker. Her white and pink hair is messy.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sleepy girl. G'night bsky friendos. Love ya.
Tiff, in a blue hoodie with messy hair.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Beware of this dozy bitch! She's a fucking liability! I accidentally mixed up some of my pills with my partner's this morning and I've only realised when things have got a bit weird and I've become really really bleakly miserable. I've effectively been taking double dose of my pain meds all day.
Tiff, looking a bit miserable in a blue hoodie with a black heart chain, stood infront of a gallery wall.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(rest of the dress)
Bad mirror selfie of the rest of the red and black corset dress with skull lace.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good evening, lovelies! 😘 I'm loving this new dress.
Tiff in a new black and red faux corset dress with skull lace pattern.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wish this was in someone's strap rather than stuck to the wall. Still made me a squeaking cumball though! 🫠 #NSFW #TransFem #BigDildo #Anal
My big dildo... It's as long as my upper leg.The big dildo from the previous pic, now firmly inserted in Tiff's stretched hole.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Quick #WagonWednesday before it's too late! #NSFW #TransFem #LewdSky
Tiff's very bare butt and thighs.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wake'n'bake was a while ago for me... Firmly in the overcooked biscuit end of bake rn... 😅
Tiff baked and smoking.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First month done. 🎉🏳️‍⚧️ I expected a difference, but not this much in 4 weeks. Physically and mentally, I feel totally like myself for the first time in my adult life. And I owe a lot of folks for the support they've given me. Love you forever for it. 💚
An empty estradiol blister pack.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm loving that slip chain! 😻 Love a good brick on a necklace or choker too! 💚 😹
Rainbow brick on a black leather choker, next to some other chokers, with a white wooden background.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another cute pair. I need to find those bat garters again.
Tiff, pouting, in a dark grey cherry coke tee with bright red lips.Pink panties and bat gartered stockings!
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going through old pics. This one's cute. 😉😘
Tiff, in cat ears, with cat-pad gloves and stockings, with her gock on show.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know "Let's Dance to Joy Division" was annoyingly catchy, but that's a bit extreme...
The Wombats 
A guide to love loss and desperation 
Album cover
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
Three girls in a car (from Mean Girls IIRC)
captioned "Get in loser, we're getting estrogen."
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New stickers! 🥰
A bunch of FFVII-trans crossover stickers.
The top two read "Sephiroth did nothing wrong," and "Sephiroth did, in fact, do quite a lot wrong."
Also a crystal, a trans Google bobble and Cloud's head.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Physio day!
Tiff, stood in a messy room wearing a purple and white halter top and grey trackies.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monochrome Monday, you say? This came out a bit...arty. 😅
Arty black and white photo of Tiff in a black Hot Tuna tee looking at the camera with a light streaming through her hair.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doing some spicy 📹 again. Just finished my first smoking 🚬 vid. That was fun and left me feeling quite cute. ☺️
Tiff, in a black Hot Tuna tee, looking at the camera from under her white fringe. She has notable hot pink lipstick.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's definitely a way to think about it! ☺️ You can get moulding presses (first pic) that can make it really easy, but I just used a rolling pin and craft knife. I appliqued things on like the crosses etc in the second pic, albeit on a flatter frame. As long as you have somewhere flat to dry it...
A moulding press for a picture frame, 3d printed in brown, with a white air-dry clay made example beneath.Another air-dry clay frame (blue) with crosses and rosary appliques.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Both. Both is good! 😹
Caption: Don't send me a picture of your boobs
Send me a picture of your Bookshelf
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm awake far too late and I'm bored, so have an upskirt. #trans #transgirl #nsfw #upskirt
Between Tiff's thighs, under a black and green dress, is her green patterned panties.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😹💀
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whilst you're down there...
Tiff, face obscured by her long white and pink fringe, wearing a tight black Killstar dress with a green, white and purple "Forever Damned" design. She is looking down over her chest at the camera.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What do you recon... suitably Pride-y? 🏳️‍🌈
Mirror selfie showing black dress with vertical rainbow stripes on the skirt and black boots with green trim.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
(From Spaced episode 1) Daisy (Jessica Hynes) looking excited.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
...and, of course, I came away with merch...
A pink and black "kuponuts" tee, featuring a moogle rock band, and 4 stickers!
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This was fun whilst I was away.
Tiff, in a black dress, pink hair blowing in the wind, pointing at a Final Fantasy xiv sign.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A bit of radiation should deal with the algae.
The reflection pool, but from fallout3, so nuclear blasted...
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Getting ready for WsM Pride tomorrow, so I did my nails. 🏳️‍⚧️ The arthritis wasn't playing ball, so it's not the best job ever, lol! 😅
Tiff's hand, nails painted in blue-pink-white-pink-blue trans pride colours. Background is her purple skirt.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Going for the medieval bar-wench look...
Tiff in an orange linen blouse and black mini corset in front of some white bookshelves.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It is gock-exposingly short, however...
Tiff, taking a mirror selfie demonstrating how short her new black dress is.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm a lucky girl, wifey bought me a new dress. 🥰 How cute is this?
Tiff, with long white and pink hair, wearing a figurehuggling black Bardot neck dress. There is a purple-skinned cartoon goth pin-up design on the front, captioned "Forever damned".
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Following several decades of yearning, after losing my last one, I finally have A NEW TRANGIA! One of those IYKYK. Nothing better. And a camp kettle, because Tea.
An aluminium Trangia meth stove with a similarly sized aluminium camping kettle perched on top, and pink and green tin mugs holding cutlery in front.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Due to Ye Olde Axial Spondyloarthritis I needed a tent that is easy to pitch, tall enough so I only have to stoop a bit and big enough for a small double inflatable mattress. I think we got a good 'un!
A green hexagonal centre-pole tent, doorflap open, on a patch of communal lawn in the middle of a British red-brick council/sink estate.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm sure we can find a volunteer to bounce him hard...
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Preparing tomorrow's DnD sesh. How will I tortu...erm...entertain my lovely party tomorrow? Mystery, prophecy and a bit of a rumble. Meanwhile, here's one of my skirmish maps from a few weeks ago. Feel free to use in your own campaigns! This is a little alleyway ambush setup. Key (+descr) is in Alt
Midden mired alleyway ambush DM map. The alleyway forms a loop around The Old Crown Inn (to the west and south) from the intersection of two main thoroughfares to the East and North. There are several key points labelled with letters:
A: statue at the intersection (NE) the players' starting point, they'll see B: in front of the Guildhall, some ruffians are harassing [insert folks for your plot] and shove them down the western alley C once they've been spotted. The Ruffians will lie in ambush at points marked D as the victims are hurried down to the corner E. 
Once the party has fought their way to the point F on the southern alley, a Ruffian will collapse the trash piles right at the end G, temporarily trapping them in the alley. Archers on the roof H will fire until reinforcements arrive from the Inn to the north and the warehouse to the south on the corner behind (both marked I.)Midden mired alleyway ambush player map. The alleyway forms a loop around The Old Crown Inn (to the west and south) from the intersection of two main thoroughfares to the East and North. Main visual points are the slate grey and brown shingle roofs, and the piles of trash in the Alley.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Post your warning sign
Sign reads: Tight hole, no unauthorized entry. Next to a Speed Limit 20 sign.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire.
Tiff, peering out from her grey and pink long hair wearing a black tee and a silver sword necklace.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
post a picture of yourself from the past that puts you in a light people on here wouldn't expect (I used to be a pro-wrestling journalist. Old me in the middle of the pic, holding my own between Adam Rose and Hardcore Holly. Wifey wasn't well that day & Bob Holly rang her to cheer her up. Legend.)
Me in the middle between WWE's Adam Rose and Bob Holly.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It still exists! Ha! Forget death and taxes, the two constants in life are Chasers and chasers, lol! 😅
Google maps street view screenshot of Chasers nightclub. Corner building, black masonry at the bottom, a redbrick band, then graffitied to the top with a stylised "Chasers" behind a paper tear... And Darth Vader right in the middle for some reason.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm Tiff
Tiff, in green dungarees, hair clipped up apart from a red-dyed bang on her right.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I got to the same point with meta products and a certain local mouldy terf... I make this one just about usable with account lists:
Partial screen shot of the blue sky app showing my account lists, Alien Ordnance's List of Lovelies, Teulu ("family", selected) and Mutuals
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you see this, post something you saved because it was funny.
Garfield with "you are not immune to cat girls" caption.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
See a 🍑, post a 🍑
Artsy photo of my butt in a mirror.
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Tiff / Alien Ordnance @tiffalien.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Need hugs today. Feeling sad as fuck.
Tiff, with long red hair in a purple pullover. There is an acoustic guitar in the background.
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