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Tiffany Bridge

@tiff.is
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Shouting, swearing, DC, WordPress, lifting, other duties as assigned. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 01/10/2026
I have often wondered this myself
Gmail subject line reading "Is it your personality or a psychological disorder?"
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 05/09/2026
@ngwatchdc.bsky.social NG on the Wharf
National Guard at theWharf for no good goddamn reason
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 03/08/2026
I had wanted out of there for a while and I while I would have preferred it to be on my own terms, I’m not sorry to be out. I’m going to spend some time resting/resetting for the next couple days, but I’m excited to have the newly-freed emotional space to think about what’s next.
I am no longer being poisoned by a toxic cloud!
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 18/04/2026
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
The poster, a grown-ass lady with a job and a mortgage, with her Derpy Tiger Squishmallow.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 05/03/2026
The dinner in question. It’s not impressive but everyone liked it and no one is still hungry. Plus I could sit on the couch while it cooked.
A sheet pan of roasted potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and sliced sausage
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 02/02/2026
oh my god everyone stfu already
The Bluesky mute words and tags modal, showing the word "opsec" being added.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 29/01/2026
While schools have been closed this week, I have been using my Zoom account to let the kid and his friends play D&D together. I guess yesterday I accidentally turned on the AI notetaker, because I got an email after, complete with action items:
ZOOM
Meeting assets for D&D At Home are ready!
Meeting summary
Quick recap
The group engaged in multiple Dungeons & Dragons sessions where they fought against vampire lemies, with players using various strategies and abilities to defeat the creatures. During these sessions, players discussed game mechanics, damage calculations, and character abilities while exploring different combat scenarios. The campaign concluded with the players defeating a vampire boss and obtaining valuable loot, with plans made for a follow-up session the next day.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 13/01/2026
Timeline synchronicity
Dan’s post about Scott Adams being “not dead yet” followed immediately by the Book of Common Prayer Minus Context saying “delivered from the burden of the flesh”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 02/01/2026
God I hope not. I’m spending all my time trying to un-rot my brain.
The Merriam Webster GIF, screenshotted to “brain rot”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 27/12/2025
Also, this is what the vent clip looks like. The tassels swing in the breeze. My SIL decided it was calling my name.
A car vent clip where the design is a pair of breasts with nipples pasties shaped like mushrooms, with small red tassels dangling from them.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 22/12/2025
Truly a beautiful moment of unity
The epic handshake meme, where we’re Calling Bari Weiss a Shonda/a jagoff/a scab
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 05/12/2025
This is my equivalent of the “dude poses with the fish he caught” photo. I started this blanket over 4 years ago:
Posing with my corner to corner crochet blanket with diagonal rainbow stripesPulling the rainbow blanket over my head like some sort of goblin
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 22/11/2025
We bought this for our kid and our visiting nephew; they’re going to be all sugared up but it’s a holiday and who cares…
Jarritos Fiesta Pack!
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 22/11/2025
I mean
A very full grocery cart
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 22/11/2025
This is probably a perfectly tasty snack but you can’t brand them as Goldfish! Everyone knows Goldfish are a savory cracker!
Peppermint Cocoa Goldfish
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 16/11/2025
3. I created a new Focus mode and scheduled it to appear from the time my alarm goes off until 9 AM on my gym days. It also does not show any notification badges, nor allow any notifications except from members of my family. Thanks, @karenattiah.bsky.social, for providing this inspo for badassery.
An iOS Home Screen as described in the thread.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 10/11/2025
*double sigh*
A t-shirt that says “If I die tell Elizabeth Warren I love her.”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 07/11/2025
Got my next two lined up, with covers made from a copy of The Onion:
Two homemade journals, each covered with a different color of the famous “Sickos” cartoon.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 07/11/2025
Finished filling up my homemade art journal. She’s chonky:
A homemade journal covered in collage.Side view of the homemade journal, which doesn’t close properly because of all the stuff glued into it
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 06/11/2025
Coda to this thread: for my kiddo’s Cooking merit badge, he had to cook a meal for the family. He made haluski, and it turned out like this:
A delicious-looking pan of fried cabbage and noodles, with kielbasa
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 04/11/2025
Just wanted a sub sandwich for lunch today. For reasons.
A delicious-looking Italian-style sub sandwich.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 01/11/2025
This shows her coloration pretty well.
A gray cat sits on a gray couch.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 31/10/2025
Our cat was getting into the Halloween spirit this afternoon.
A gray cat yawns during her nap but looks like she’s shrieking.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 27/10/2025
I’ve been a pixel-pusher for years but something about late stage capitalism/fascism/AI boosterism is making me crave creating stuff by hand more and more. I doodled this today.
A page in an art journal showing rounded oblong shoes with different colored patterns filling them.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 07/10/2025
“My art collection is overflowing my gallery wall” sounds super bougie but my taste is, uh, not that.
A navy blue gallery wall covered in assorted pieces of art, most of it in ornate gold frames. The centerpiece is an oil painting of Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 23/09/2025
It’s a good thing for her she’s cute
A pretty grey cat with green eyes looks at the camera.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 19/08/2025
DC sandwich wheatpasters getting around. This at 9th & P NW:
Two wheatpaste posters of Banksy’s “Flower Thrower” with a sandwich instead of flowers on a building in DC.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 12/08/2025
We did the bayscaping years ago but have the landscapers back every couple of years to tidy things. They came this week so it looks especially tidy right now. The Black Eyed Susan was delightfully out of control.
Delightfully out of control black Eyed Susan
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 05/08/2025
This weekend I pieced all my little clippings and bits and leftovers from my collage projects onto a long strip of packing tape, then cut it down and glued sections into my art journal (which I also made). I love how fluffy and tactile it is, and how squishy it makes the journal. Make stuff!
An abstract collage made of little bits of torn and cut paper leftovers. It is colorful and some of the bits are sparkly.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 10/07/2025
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love. (Any excuse for this all-time fave)
An excited-looking woman and man lean in close while flipping off the camera.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 12/06/2025
This guy. After 19 years married (23 together) I’m still all 😍 when he walks into a room. @tombridge.com
A handsome man with a beard and glasses smiles under a BOMBAY STREET FOOD sign.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 07/06/2025
Bought the glitter freckles for my friends and me to wear last night, but forgot them. But they’re so cute my coworkers are about to see me wearing them on random meetings.
Tiff wears multicolored Star-shaped freckles on her face, under her glasses.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 03/06/2025
I got this image as part of a pack of collage materials, but I have to say this is the grumpiest representation of the Annunciation I have ever seen. Like I do not think THIS Gabriel is about to tell the BVM that she is “full of grace.”
Central panel of The Annunciation with Saint Margaret and Saint Ansanus, by Martini and Memmi.

The Angel Gabriel and the Blessed Virgin Mary appear to be giving each other the stinkeye.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 01/06/2025
I took a break from my enormous afghan project to make a lil thing. Trying to decide if I should just hang it up somewhere or make a second one and try to make something out of them.
A small, crocheted Bisexual Pride Flag
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 03/05/2025
Without saying Mrs. Doubtfire, fav Robin Williams film? (This one is criminally underrated IMO)
Still from TOYS (1992) of Robin Williams and Michael Gambon driving a colorful jeep through a narrow hallway painted to look like the sky.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 30/03/2025
But then I didn’t leave time to change after the gym so I rolled up to my kid’s skateboard lesson in my “Woke Up Sexy Again” tee. 🤦
Tiff smirks at the camera while wearing a t shirt that says “Woke up sexy again”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 30/03/2025
Your attention please: it is wild violets in the backyard season once again.
Bright purple violets and their green foliage in the sun.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 26/03/2025
This is the most DC thing I have ever seen:
In another case, a car owner found bright ping writing on the windshield, reading, “Let’s do away with the administrative state! Buy a Tesla!”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 25/03/2025
Y'all think I'm joking about putting this kind of stuff on my LinkedIn profile:
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 24/03/2025
We’re watching THE RESIDENCE, in which Uzo Aduba is a detective investigating a murder in the White House on behalf of MPD, and we had to roll it back at this part:
A man in a suit shouts “I wouldn’t call the MPD to help me find my dick.”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 15/03/2025
Seen in an alley in Barracks Row, DC
Wheatpaste poster featuring a red bar over Elon Musk’s face that says “Elon Musk wants to see your health records”
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 15/03/2025
It really isn’t, any more than the Kennedy Center is. That doesn’t mean Trump can’t fuck with it in some other way, but it’s not an agency that rolls up to the executive branch that conceivable could be ordered to admit DOGE to their building.
Screenshot of USIP website specifically clarifying that they aren’t part of the government.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 28/01/2025
Just strolling through Animal Kingdom…
I’m leaning against a wall that says:
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHERE YOU ARE FROM. WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF THE WORLD.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 16/01/2025
I made eggplant parm for a dinner guest and this is how it went over
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 12/01/2025
Oh shit. I almost missed this. The fall musical at this extremely evangelical school? Fiddler on the Roof.
A bunch of evangelical Christian college students performing Fiddler on the Roof.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 12/01/2025
I saw the picture and I was like “Yes, I too would have cast Armie Hammer to play these guys.”
The Winklevoss Twins with their parents In front of a sign that says Winklevoss School of Business. The school is named for their father, who donated the bitcoin to fund it.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 11/01/2025
Our Penzey’s box for DC residents to share arrived… do any of y’all want a packet of spices?
Blue box with Penzey’s RESIST branding on it.Open box containing many packets of Penzey’s RESIST seasoning.
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 26/12/2024
Homemade lasagna (homemade sauce, homemade pasta) and garlic bread biscuits for Christmas dinner. The biscuits were only so-so but my lasagna is the stuff of legend.
A fucking delicious lasagna, with parsley sprinkled on topBiscuits with golden brown crispy tops and Parmesan cheese
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 09/12/2024
Don't miss the subhed of this story:
Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage
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Tiffany Bridge @tiff.is · 21/11/2024
Serving size 2 pierogies? My yinzer ASS.
A nutrition label indicating a serving size of just 2 pierogies
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