Sign in

Dandy

@tiepilotdandy.bsky.social
104 followers 214 following 711 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This reminds me of one of my favorite Shapiro dunks regarding work and gender norms
A tweet from Ben Shapiro that reads “My wife (who, it is rumored, is a doctor) stayed up all night with my five-year-old because my girl has a brutal cough due to flu (tonight is my turn).” With a reply from the user Zward25 that reads “You're a podcaster. You probably should have done both nights.” Both from 30 January 2019.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The meme from Predator of two healthy muscled arms embracing. The left says “HUNTR/X”, the right “JD Vance”, and where their hands meet in agreement is the label “Couch.”
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Feels good.
A screen grab from the app StoryGraph. “2025 reading goals. You have read 32 books this year.” with a graph showing I have read 32/30 books this year for 107% and the text “Goal exceeded by 2 books.”
030
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It’s happening.gif
An image from the game SOMA, with the text in bold white digital looking letters. In the right is a woman’s face behind glass looking forlorn. In the left is a robot with blue lights reaching out with a mechanical appendage.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Did someone say…
Yuri from the Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2 video game.
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hear me out
HIM, the devil inspired villain from Powerpuff Girls.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hear me out
The Grand Duke of Owls from the Don Bluth animated film Rock-a-doodle.
110
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Orson Krennic from Rogue One with the text caption “OH, IT’S UNEXPLAINABLY JUICY”
050
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hat Trick ready for me to go to bed so he can lol
A brown and white dog, missing its front right leg, laying on a gray dog bed on a carpeted floor.
110
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Sure
1 LIKE = 1 VIDEO GAME ANSWER
1 - Very first video game.
2 - Your favorite character.
3 - A game that is underrated.
4 - Your guilty pleasure game.
5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were.
6 - Most annoying character.
7 - Favorite game couple.
8 - Best soundtrack.
9 - Saddest game scene.
10 - Best gameplay.
11 - Gaming system of choice.
12 - A game everyone should play.
13 - A game you've played more than five times.
14 - Current (or most recent) gaming wallpaper.
15 - Post a screenshot from the game you're playing right now.
16 - Game with the best cut scenes.
17 - Favorite antagonist.
18 - Favorite protagonist.
19 - Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in.
20 - Favorite genre.
21 - Game with the best story.
22 - A game sequel which disappointed you.
23 - Game you think had the best graphics or art style.
24 - Favorite classic game.
25 - A game you plan on playing.
26 - Best voice acting.
27 - Most epic scene ever.
28 - Favorite game developer.
29 - A game you thought you wouldn't like, but ended up loving.
30 - Your favorite game of all time
130
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Very large and I assume the arcs make him smell like burnt ozone.
From the Magic the Gathering website for the pictured card, a metal giant whose pieces are connected by electricity 

“Card Name:
Arcbound Overseer
Mana Cost:
8
Mana Value:
8
Types:
Artifact Creature — Golem
Card Text:
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with modular.
Modular 6 (This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)
P/T:
0 / 0
Expansion:
Darksteel (Rare) Darksteel
Rarity:
Rare
Card Number:
99
Artist:
Carl Critchlow”
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
When I’m at the cigar shop every Friday and my wife calls asking if I’m at the cigar shop I’m at every Friday
Saw Gerrera in a hologram saying “you have no idea where I am.”
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Grand Admiral Thrawn, drawn in the style of Dean McCoppin from The Iron Giant, in a rapturous pose with the text “ART” below
060
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Andor out of context spoilers
Lord Beckett from The Pirates of the Caribbean moments before being told the pirates have begun to sing.
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So tickled about these new stickers from @tspofnutmeg.bsky.social also your kind note almost made me cry lmao
4 stickers on a desk. “Leather lizard, Kermit to the bit, hate moi harder, and tired seal”from artist tspofnutmeg
141
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Delivery day is a happy day @boldlyglowbeauty.com
A photo of a business card that says “Boldly Glow Beauty” and then 3 lip balms below named “Operations” in yellow, “Command” in red, and “Science” in blue.
2101
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hear me out
A photo of Professor Ratigan, the villain from the animated film The Great Mouse Detective.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The Simpsons meme of the Grandpa walking in and then immediately walking out. Grandpa is labeled Kell Tainer. The top Bart Simpson says “Nice to meet you I’m Wedge Antilles” and the bottom Bart where Grandpa is leaving promptly is labeled “And this is Wes Janson.”
230
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
😭
Art of the Princess Aurora, holding a sword and facing a fantastical castle in the distance, from the game Child of Light’s soundtrack. “Aurora’s Theme” by Cœur de Pirate.
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
‘We listen and we don’t judge’ The face I’m listening with:
Poggle the Lesser from Star Wars giving perceived side-eye
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A sloppily crafted meme of Darth Vader’s head over a man from Halloween Kills with the text “Watto dies tonight!” and below “-(shouts of assent)”
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
An image of the small multi legged grub Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist, with a tear in their eye, with the text “would you still love me if I was a worm?”
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Oops I also missed Rare Disease Day. MSMDS high fives all around.
A graphic with lime green, magenta, blue, purple, and baby blue overlapping hands with the text “rare disease day.”
100
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
How I imagine him looking at you
Owen Lars eating a meal in the film Star Wars A New Hope
110
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
You know I don’t wanna appeal to tradition fallacy but looking at my union Facebook page I can’t help but remember my grandpa telling stories of throwing bricks through scabs windows and sometimes I wonder if we haven’t gotten away from some things that *did* make America great.
An image a union Facebook page with the comments “keep up the good work President Trump” and other bootlicker comments below.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
So you’re just upset that you have room to grow. That’s just immaturity, friend. Assuming you’re not acting completely in bad faith, which is what feels most likely. Telling Black women who are tired of educating “leftists” like you that they’re just chasing “a power high” is fucking WILD.
A screenshot from Urban Dictionary that says “Sealioning
A subtle form of trolling involving "bad-faith" questions.
You disingenuously frame your conversation as a sincere request to be enlightened, placing the burden of educating you entirely on the other party. If your bait is successful, the other party may engage, painstakingly laying out their logic and evidence in the false hope of helping someone learn. In fact you are attempting to harass or waste the time of the other party, and have no intention of truly entertaining their point of view. Instead, you react to each piece of information by misinterpreting it or requesting further clarification, ad nauseum. The name "sea-lioning" comes from a Wondermark comic strip.”
140
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The Anton Ego flashback meme. In the top he is eating the image of Pikachu about to win the championship when the infamous Pokemon theme song began to plan. In the bottom is the comforting flashback of season 1 Ash and Pikachu embracing with young Anton at the table.
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
(Respectfully)
An image of the creepypasta character Slenderman with the head of author Michael A Stackpole. Text above reads “Michael A Stackpole describing any woman and most weapons”
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Someone penciled out all the swears in this library book????
A photo of page 10 from Lone Women by Victor Lavalle. Notably the word “fuck” is penciled out.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Watch out!
Cassian and Jyn, characters from Rogue One, embracing on the beach before an explosion consumes them in the distance.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hear me out
Admiral Raddus from Star Wars with the text “I have an idea”
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
A piece of paper that says “you look great. Your teeth are sharp. Your eyes are luminous. The town folk whisper your name in hushed tones”
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
A man staring at large block letters in the sky that say “if true” to cheekily convey the sentiment “big, if true.”
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Thank you @thestorygraph.com
An overview of my reading stats in a graphic from StoryGraph. The highlight being that I read 56 books over 5,236 pages and 306.9 hours in 2024.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I dunno why but the movie theater recap email tickled me lol. Apparently I saw 19 movies this year.
An image saying most of my movies in 2024 were before noon making me an “early bird,” inside out 2 was my most popular choice, and the my hero academia movie was my niche choice.
000
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Grand Admiral Thrawn as a cartoon expressively proclaiming “ART”
170
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Please. My problematic favorite. The Lusankya. Dedra needs her. Canonize it you cowards.
An artistic rendition of two X Wings from Star Wars, flying over the city planet Coruscant, with the Super Star Destroyer Lusankya in the background lifting off into space and trailing debris.
040
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
There’s a crossover here with my fascination with the Advance Wars villain Sturm I’m going to have to reflect on…
Sturm, the titular villain from the Advance Wars series, who notably wears a long cape and a gas mask.
110
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Anyone playing? 5554138439675987
A screenshot of Dandy’s friend code for the Pokemon trading card game app. 5554138439675987.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A meme of Winnie the Pooh being indifferent to Ice Man vs Maverick from Top Gun but a distinguished Pooh in a suit viewing Bror Jace vs Corran Horn from the X Wing books.
130
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A sticker of the Star Wars villain Grand Admiral Thrawn gesturing dramatically with the caption “ART”
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, that isn’t a selfie
Captain Canady, a First Order officer in the movie The Last Jedi, scowling
030
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
The Pokemon charmander, bulbasaur, and squirtle.
030
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Never seen them in a room together just saying
Gill, the Moorish Idol from Finding NemoSilco from the show Arcane
110
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Very challenging but did my best pk-diagram.pages.dev
A diagram from the website pk-diagram.pages.dev displaying my favorite Pokemon of each type.
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ant Man saluting with the caption “as far as I’m concerned that’s all the Jedi’s ass”
010
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me in my echo chamber
020
Dandy @tiepilotdandy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games:
030