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۵ tide ۵

@tidepostin.bsky.social
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ive got to unfollow some people
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
wait i just realized if i want to avoid ppl on twitter i can just come post here
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
they must think im a butt the way they think i give a shit
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
gf who follows you around and keeps pouring her watering can on you in stardew valley
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
was it worth all the dead horses just so you could sniff that glue
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
guess ill post here then
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
0 likes and a make a fucking burger
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
everyones favorite lowbie is back for the next few minutes 😼
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ivanescence02.bsky.social @ivanescence02.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tel Aviv sounds like a Skyrim spell
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
mmm spinch, slommy, and sosig
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
ive been told im a great pisser
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
i must be cock and balls the way life is torturing me
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
finally some good fucking news
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
eating an entire melon while youre sick actually hits so hard
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
literally weezing with every breath
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Feliz Viernes
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
im starting to lose hope that skyrim 2 will ever come out
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
how many cigarettes i gotta smoke to get hungover
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taylor🫧 @shoopfloopcube.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i got grok mpregnant before must could and i made that bitch get an ebortion i dont want no damn half calculator borg kids
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
edibles are cool but how do i satisfy my oral fixation without sucking on a vape
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
just ate a gummy 30 mins till i become the maddest reefer
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
how come nobody ever tells me i got a nice rack
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
idk why people keep sending me mail like im ever gonna open it
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
going to work and earning money is for losers
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
is that what i think it is
a post from someone named Daniel Pewewardy captioned: Customer service interactions don't always have to be transactional" blah blah, that's not the point. The photo is a likely AI-generated cutesy cartoon that is unmistakeably the coin toss scene from No Country For Old Men
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
everything takes way too fucking long
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
really need to learn how to yell at people in spanish
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
haters tryna squish me like a bug
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
this bike is 78 years old and i think thats neat
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
theyre salting me like a slug later
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
nobody has ever been as sleepy as i am rn
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
really fiending for a nice stash of used dinars
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
i have two kiki cats and one bouba cat
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
think im finally gonna fix my PC after it being broken for 4 years
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
i have the worlds one and only poopy labubu
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
fuck everything
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
what is the fucking point of people reading a post and replying with a chatgpt response. if i wanted to talk to chatgpt id be doing that not making a post
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
everytime i see a pic of gavin newsom he looks a darker shade of red
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
in dire need of a baguette
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
holy shit my city councilor replied to my email
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
gm
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
my boss telling everyone to respond to her messages in a timely manner when she has yet to respond to my message from last week is just 👌
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
created a new tik tok and it already thinks im a recovering alcoholic with a denzel washington fetish
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
who up making it worse? 😂
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۵ tide ۵ @tidepostin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
uwu
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