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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular

@tiden.blimps.xyz
38 followers 1 following 217 posts

Extremely large cat entity. Less-horny posting at @tiden Stream Announcements at @tidenstreams 🌉 bridged from ⁂ blimps.xyz/@tiden, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 15/09/2026
"Hexagons are the bestagons" I squeak out as I get hit with the beam that turns you into a mecha.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 12/09/2026
MEOW (squeaky)
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 02/09/2026
gonna grow so much things are going to get non-euclidean.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 02/09/2026
Bigger, bigger, bigger...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 27/08/2026
If someone's big and round enough, when is it appropriate to refer to them as a gas giant?
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 21/08/2026
A big, inflated Tiden looking menacing as they sit on an equally large, inflated throne to accommodate their massive ass. Caption: "Your AI slop bores me."
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 16/08/2026
Large, wobbly cats need a laaaaaaaaaaaaaarge server~
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 10/08/2026
I'm: Huge.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 01/07/2026
"Adult superstore" but it's got a little grammatical word insertion mark to make it "Adult Supersizestore"
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 04/06/2026
I have a bunch of negative space around me for an incredible reason!
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 27/05/2026
Ripping my shirt off and letting my ludicrously large titties flop out while shouting "CHECK OUT THESE BOING BALLS!!"
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 12/05/2026
Get to inflatin'~
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 09/05/2026
Extremely inflated, rubbery, drifting through rainy skies =w=
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 09/05/2026
BWOING
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 20/04/2026
showing up to the macro meet in my "Global Tetrahedron - Infinite Growth Forever" shirt and getting asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 20/04/2026
oh it's the funny sex number day. the only high i'm getting is maxing out the altimeter, fwoomp~
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 18/04/2026
Wow, I finally did something with gigaton.club And that something is: I'm serving a static webfinger response to point searches for tiden@gigaton.club to... this account.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 16/04/2026
GONNA PUMP **CLAP CLAP** YOU AAAAHP
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 15/04/2026
mood: big, shiny Mewtwo blimp ...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 15/04/2026
mood: big, shiny Mewtwo blimp ...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 11/04/2026
thinking about that "boost this to instantly get 40000cc implants" post and like "huh, could be bigger..."
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 08/04/2026
what if: webring, but for extremely large critters
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 07/04/2026
But what if: we were both blimps? 🥺
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 29/03/2026
You think you're inflating, but no, you're actually inflating... except it's also turning into fat.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 27/03/2026
ough, maybe I should be a big, sloshy, blueberried drone. hm.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 12/03/2026
Casual hyper implies the existence of ranked, competitive hyper.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 07/03/2026
Hyper beefcakes in cute dresses. This is something, yeah?
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Kay Ohtie @kayohtie.blimps.xyz · 06/03/2026
thank you I will treasure this www.youraislopbores.me #YourAISlopBoresMe
Screenshot of "your AI slop bores me" where I asked the "ai" for pizza-flavored pizza and they drew a slice of pizza with other slices of pizza on top
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 04/03/2026
so it turns out making a component for prosody is almost straightforward. now to think about adding all the funny state tracking stuff...
a screenshot of a conversation with a bot running over xmpp
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 04/03/2026
need to... smoosh friends
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 03/03/2026
Anyway, it's March, and that means I'm sporting a big monobutt. And big muscles. I'm so very *shaped*
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 03/03/2026
let's take messaging protocols and try to jam in custom profile fields for being size-y
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 18/02/2026
Should have a big, wobbly monobutt for March, hmm...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 12/02/2026
big, ballooned muscle... houghghgh
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 09/02/2026
what if I just hopped into a pool of shiny-looking TF goop haha...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 07/02/2026
Latex and goo Latex and goo Latex and goooooooo~
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 30/01/2026
Blimp... but stretchy? Hmmm...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 25/01/2026
Fwoompy Renamon that infects your devices and makes everything you interact with very inflation-y...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 28/01/2026
desktop pet that you can just inflate and tend to while doing things in the foreground...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 26/01/2026
pooltoys watching their friends inflate be like: fwoomp... HA HA HA... FWOOMP!!
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 25/01/2026
Fwoompy Renamon that infects your devices and makes everything you interact with very inflation-y...
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 24/01/2026
:cat: "Tiden concrete TF" *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE* :cat: "Tiden brutalist TF" *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE* :cat: "... more concrete is more brutalist?" *surprisingly correct dinging noise*
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 21/01/2026
*Sits on the timeline.* Meoww.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 18/01/2026
*Thoom* *THOOM* *THOOM!* Oop, tons of muscle.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 17/01/2026
Fwoomp (squeaky)
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 11/01/2026
i clicked on a suspicious link and now my discord account is full of weird cat noises and soft farting and i'm slowly inflating into a biiiiiiiiiiig ol' blimp
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 11/01/2026
himbofication by way of air pump
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Kay Ohtie @kayohtie.blimps.xyz · 10/01/2026
[Ghost hands, inflation, bellows, restrained] When ghost hands poke you with a set of magical bellows... you tend to have a good sense of exactly what's about to happen, and the smallest size you'll end up next. Thank you so much to @VermStudio arfff, this was […] [Original post on blimps.xyz]
Kay looks a little flustered as two ghost hands hold him up by his shoulders while two more hold a set of bellows, like for a fireplace, poking the inflatble coyote near his belly valve with them as if to taunt with the incoming airflow.
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 09/01/2026
Mmmm... bite (soft, squeaky)
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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular @tiden.blimps.xyz · 01/01/2026
2026 means give me 2026 pumps of whatever you've got. air? sure. helium? hell, why not water? gotta stay hydrated. noble gases? Gettin' a little freaky but I'm down to fwoomp Dark matter? I GUESS. Chocolate pudding? Yum. Soda? I like the fizz...
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