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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔

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𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 @legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
me when we don’t
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ivy, there ain’t anyone who doesn’t want you. Figured you’d be annoyed by it.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Trust me. Size does matter.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hmph. Ain’t nobody big enough to pin me so can’t relate.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why the fuck does everyone want pinned against a wall???
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy fer ya, ya psycho.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
… whatever. Bring the food. Don’t care how I get ‘em, as long as I get to eat.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
…he doesn’t have to waste it.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ugh. Fuck Valentine’s.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yer insane, you know that?
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(Insert a grumpy huff.) I don’t know what that means.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If we’re not dating, why are you trying to be romantic?
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
WE AIN’T DATING
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
……….. did you hit yer head?
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why the fuck do you want to hand feed me?
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
And that’s supposed to make me want him?
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
… yeah.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If yer gonna annoy me, bring food next time.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m too old for that shit. Besides, anyone into this (motions to himself) is insane.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I ain’t datin’ nobody.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
… hmph.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I should’ve killed you when I had the chance.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
THAT AIN’T MY BOYFRIEND.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
😒
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Waylon shrugged, dropping the man who landed with a definitely-gonna-feel-that-in-the-morning THUD. “Fine by me. I’m goin’ home.” Not one for social norms or small talk, Waylon turned and began to walk away.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
“Suit yerself. But if I show up at the station with somebody in my hands, they’re gonna shoot first, ask questions never. So I’ll carry him some of the way but then yer on yer own.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Waylon turns the man over, shaking him until the robber’s pockets emptied himself. “You want me to eat him? I don’t mind. Ain’t nobody gonna notice he’s gone.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
+ coming to a stop next to the apparently capable street medic. “You okay?” He asks plainly, reaching down and, with one hand, picking up the unconscious person.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
God fucking damn it, why can’t anyone in this damn city stay out of trouble?! Waylon ain’t fast, he knows that. But he’s going as fast as he can. When he sees the scene, a deep rumbling growl escapes his throat and his eyes lock onto the assailant—. Wait, it’s Rose. Waylon slows his charge, +
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Goddamn it. Waylon rolls out of bed, pushing through the door of the warehouse. Rose’s scent was easy to pick out from the smell of everything else in the godforsaken city. “Don’t be dead, kid,” he grumbled to himself, picking up the pace.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
⤷ sure ⤷ im up any way ⤷ do u want me too meet u half way
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Waylon sighed, burying his eyes into his palms. “When did my standards get so fuckin’ low?” This is who he had settled on fucking? The love child of the Mad Hatter and Harley Quinn?
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
He rolled his eyes, waving Trickshot off. “Yer lucky yer cute. But you start running yer big mouth across town, I will rip you in half and eat your insides.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“You were that confident? I’ve killed people for less than you put me through.” Despite the fact he was sitting, he did his best to appear intimidating, a snarl revealing glistening teeth, packed muscles moving beneath his scaled skin.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“L'chayim.” He’d grumble, raising the can towards the sky in a cheers. “I was having him get you so I could kick yer ass again. So, guess who should thank that ‘cozy gay’.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“This holiday is bullshit. Bunch of people buyin’ shit to make themselves feel like they got something to celebrate.” He grabbed a can of soda and cracked it with his claw. “Suppose they’re celebratin’ not bein’ poor.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“… what the fuck does Cozy Gay mean?” Jesus fucking Christ, why did Waylon have to sleep with them? Them of all people. “Don’t touch my nose.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
+ ain’t ever talkin’ about that again. Got it?”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
And there it was. Waylon’s eye twitched as he moved to Trickshot’s side. Leaning over, he grasped the back of the chair and leaned it past the point of no return, instead holding it in the limbo with his one arm. The other jabbed a clawed finger into Trickshot’s smug fucking face. “Shut up. We +
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Hm?” Oh. OH. YEAH. “YOU SLAPPED MY ASS.” He snapped, suddenly standing up as the memory returned. “I’M GONNA POUND YER ASS.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Well… offer stands. You want somethin to drink? I got water or a can of soda somewhere. Ain’t got a fridge though so it’ll be room temp.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Guess that means you win.” Should he have entered? He didn’t consider himself a villain anymore. Being retired and old as shit made you change your outlook. “Who are y’ in debt to? I can take care of that for you.” Whether through pulling strings, threats, or… making the rich assholes vanish.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Who won yer contest?” He asked, turning and heading toward his sitting area, which was comprised of a worn couch, a lawn chair, and a broken armchair. “You can sit wherever… if y’ want.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“That… that ain’t an answer.” What had he wanted to see them for? Ugh… fuck. He had forgotten. “Uh, to… to say it was a good party.” Sure, he’ll go with that. “Yer pretty. Uh, pretty fun. To be around. At the party.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“I’ve been hung over enough to know you don’t fight when someone gives you a fix.” Damn, it did taste bad. And that was coming from someone who lived in and ate people in the sewers. “Jesus, what the fuck was in that?”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This… this seemed sus. But, despite his better judgement, the headache urging him on, he knelt slightly and opened his mouth.
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
With a deep, rumbling huff, he stops talking. And then, “Gimme that before I change my fuckin’ mind.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Who the fuck was at his window. As soon as he saw it the still-tipsy-but-less-so reptile growled, throwing open the window. “You little fucker. You absolute dick. I’m gonna rip yer fuckin’ head off. I’m gonna tear your meat from yer bones.”
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𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒏 "𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒄" 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @ticktockcroc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“What’reya laughin’ at?” He snarled, waving Rose off. “Just go tell ‘em. I’m hungry.” There had to be someone around here that nobody would miss.
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