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Atiya Townes

@tiarocket13.bsky.social
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Sewist, Gardener, Least Chaotic Bi, Jigsaw Puzzler, Reader of Smut, Gamer, and Cat Lady. I am a normal human being, maybe.

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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 14m
Gave my black cat (Jango Kwame) a tube treat. He basically wore it. Then he got mad that I had the nerve to try to clean him up. My dude if Boba Jermaine smells this treat on you he will fight you. Let me help you!!!
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 1h
I cut my hair a few weeks ago, and was like it's gonna grow back faster at this length, so I cut it again the other day to 1/2. Yesterday while I was almost dying of thirst out in that unnecessary heat, I saw myself in someone's car window and swore I looked like one of my brothers. 😅🤣🤣🤣
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 1h
If I weren't looking for an apartment right now and trying to pack my shit to get ready to go as soon as I find a place, I'd be in the market for a stereo. I have cds I haven't played in years. Some I haven't played at all, and I really want an excuse to buy records. But I am moving.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 1h
Casually scrolling and seeing that 17 students on one college football team has the mumps, means up to 34 parents said naw we not gon vaccinate for this easily avoidable childhood illness. Now these damn near adults can't play because they may continue to infect other players. Consequences bitches
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 11h
I need to soak my feet in cool water tonight. It's so freaking hot.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 18h
A microwave!!!! He threw a microwave. So disrespectful. Sexy. But for reall that was a good damn scene.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 18h
I got my expensive ass cat food and the mail. I also almost died twice from dehydration, even though I drank 3 bottles of water, an oreo cookie shake, lemonade, and another liter of water. And though I wore spf 50, I think I have a sunburn. I'm about to drink more water and take a nap.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I went to sleep 5 hours ago. Normally this is not a problem because I don't sleep much. I guess I was sleeping good for once, but the special cat with the preference for expensive pate only sold in the states is down to his last can. Let me get up and head to the border. I'm gonna wait in that
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way and cackled and said Shit I gotta call my brother.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall hear about that pod of sperm whales that sank a yacht in the South Pacific? Nature is healing.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh damn. She said Ordinary Even eyeliner can't save ole Maybeline from this. That man is stale toast Unseasoned egg salad Watered down gin Off brand colored pencils Left handed safety scissors. One piano note, in an empty room No jazz hands, no charisma, no flavor. Plain. ORDINARY.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spending 20 years away from Boston means dropping r's at the weirdest moments. Even if you aren't one to drop an r in the first place. Today I called them bad ass kids across the street gawd damn whippa snappas for driving reckless. I fucking heard it, and was so appalled.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Voltron I couldn't tell you what channel it came on though, I was like 4.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn't I see something about cameras on garbage trucks too now? Something about making sure properties were up to city code or so.e such. They weren't even gonna lie about what the cameras are for.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a damn thing because my grandma is dead. If she came back to slap her, that's her business.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So I was reading this book where this photographer was developing some film in a dark room. So she starts looking around and finds this giant roach trying to get out. Obviously it's a big ass roach so she screams because the big ones can fly. I let my friend read the section and she says gross.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today is a bad day. I was topping up my spices, and poured cumin into my cinnamon jar. Sis, didn't you notice the difference? Yes, yes I did, but I did it anyway 'cause I was over this task. Then I realized I fucked up and had to pour out half my cinnamon just to get rid of the cumin.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's Areen bot
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His body just showed me how limited my patterned drafting skills are. There is no way I could personally account for all the shapes happening in his silhouette. Shapes man... So many shapes...
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did I ever tell yall how my pickled apples turned out? Pretty bad the first time, very salty. But then I fixed them and they came out good the second time. They go good in a chicken sandwich.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hold on lemme see if I have a meme for this instead...
A black bird almost directly faced towards the viewer appearing like it disapproves of whatever nonsense is happening. And I agree. Get help.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yall remember High Spirits? I think it's unfair that Liam Neeson's character in that movie got away with killing two women in that movie and still got a happy ending because it allowed main couple to be together.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know I'm moving right. I haven't found a place yet, but the landlady decided me and my cats have to leave by December. I'm well aware how fast that time can fly. I'm also aware that I have 7 WIPs. 3 #sewing and 4 #crochet. You would think #craftsky that I'd hurry up finish them. It would make
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I tracking a Tropica Storm and a Hurricane right now? I am confusion. They got cool names tho. And they look like they might go around me, but will still do significant damage. And was last night just rain or was that something else?
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmmm, be a shame if all of them have some particularly persistent skeletons in thier closets.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Want me to really bake your noodle? Last Taylor Swift song I heard was Shake it Off. Never heard Murder on the Dance Floor until Salt Burn came out. Still haven't heard Beyonce's last two albums in their entirety. So I don't give a fuck who this heffa is.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of
"Choosin' Texas" or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song.
Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dropping pills on the floor when you have cats is a tiny horror story, man. Let me tell you. They be coming at you with that lil chirp like oh hey what's this, and you're like NOOOOOO, because you can't find your glasses or your phone (flashlight) but the cat can see the meds just fine.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you don't go cry yo ass in the rain like your forefathers taught you... Getchyo ass outside
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I checked my Tumblr last night. I hadn't been on it in like 3 months. All the porn bots wished me happy anniversary for my hysterectomy. I forgot I posted about that. Also why do the porn bots care about hysterectomies?
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw this video where this YouTuber was like "I'm sewing because I don't have a grand to spend on one dress." She then shows some $26 a yard cotton. I thought we was ballin on a budget. I don't even pay that much for linen. If it cost $23 a yard it's staying at the store.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was watching the live stream of Katmai National Park. And I saw too much. It's cool it's nature. What a terrible day to have eyes though. Fat Bear Week Continues, and I still remain excited.🥰
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know how sometimes you see something and be like, that person is ________. But you can't just say that aloud because society says it's rude to randomly diagnose people if you don't have the credentials. The signs are all there though.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As of today it looks like the Bears of Fat Bear week Favored to win are: 909, probably because she lost both her cubs, 89 BackPack (he is a really big boy), and Family 132
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu is threatening officials with beepers and nobody's doing anything? Uummm
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One Christmas my crackhead aunt stole all the money out all our Christmas cards. ALL of them. There were like 9 of us that year. You know how long the family saved to give that to us?? Months.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday, I had a weird craving for pickled apples and followed through because the Internet said I had all the ingredients to make it happen. It's an overnight process and well I'm afraid to try it now. Anyway, I hope it's not bad, but also why apples?
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday I found the loviest place for the most affordable price. I was all ready to email them until I looked on the map where this place was. It was so far away from the border that no cab would take me there. Friends I need a hug.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The other day someone was threatening us with eating cooch until HE was done, not when we was done. Coming to bed hungry is gay now. Here, take back my Disaster Bi card. I'm just awkward. I could never be as on-okay as the straights.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just had a chilling thought: What if your cat doesnt like you? I've met cats that didn't like me, and cats that likes only one person in the entire world, but I've never HAD a cat that didn't like me. I don't even want to know what that feels like. It must be a terrible feeling.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm like, I want to make a peanutbutter banana smoothie really bad, but what I really want is peanutbutter milkshake. I want to be healthy, but also I want to fight my lactose intolerance like she owes me money, but she got better hands.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am the most casual Fat Bear Week fan. So I had to look for why 128 was on the list. Grazer 128 went into estrus and pushed her cubs out of the family unit so that's why her cubs either went solo or found other families. I guess we'll still see her? But like maybe next she'll have cubs?
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I told you it was Fat Bear Week. 128 is not on the list but her and cubs are around this year. One of them changed teams and another one is going solo. Clearly she is a chaos gremlin but we love her anyway. explore.org/meet-the-bea...
explore.org
Meet The Bears of Fat Bear Week - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
132 and her three spring cubs. The two on the right are girls, and the lighter one on the left is a boy. The boy is the one who was separated from the family for almost a week this summer. He caught his own fish earlier today. A survivor for sure! #katmai
A large female brown bear and her three fluffy, chubby cubs sit in the grass by the edge of a river.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all it's: FAT BEAR WEEK!!! Apparently there's a bear named Gully because he eats seagulls. Talk about adapt and overcome. But listen all hail King Chunk, baby broke his jaw last year and still won.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I came one here and got side tracked twice by some crazy posts. Anyway, is RedBull now a catch all for energy drinks, like Coke is for soda, or is that just me?
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh absolutely fuck not. I am so glad I never had kids when I was dumb enough to want them. They would have been in college dealing with this nonsense. Luckily, I no longer have to parts for kids so that's not even an accidental possibility. What the entire fuck yall. Burn it all down.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wasn't even this messy in any of my hoe phases and I had like 4 of them. See this why you don't lock your shit down. You know you like to do Freakiedeekie shit. Don't put the padlock on the pussy then wear the key down. And she did this on our dime too. Trifling.
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well that's in my head now. And I'm so HAPPY
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Atiya Townes @tiarocket13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the type of person who would abuse a city surveillance camera to follow someone he and his wife had a good time with at an event. OR He'd follow someone that irritated him or his wife at an event. Could go both ways. The Swingers should be warned of him.
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