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Alayna Huft

@thymebombe.bsky.social
170 followers 143 following 111 posts

Aquarius sun/moon. Frög möther. Goth casual. Born radicalized. Basically insufferable.

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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If you have never been to a protest before and are worried that you don’t know how to participate let me assure you that nothing is required of you outside of your attendance. All you need to do is show up and be one more person in the total number that showed. Increase the overall presence.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Will someone fascinate me with a piece of cheese already??
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I am The Emperor
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Literally any person experiencing homelessness has more resilience and strength of character than our president that needs to turn the White House into the Palace of Versailles to feel like a man.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
High emotional intelligence is lonely
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Anybody wanna come over and eat an entire rotisserie chicken with our bare hands?
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Wanna get high and play Legos y or n?
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My dumb cat, Herkimer
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I don’t need a provider I need a partner.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Just my dumb-ass cat sleeping like he crashed out after a bender
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I remember now that I hate running. Every few years I remember that I hate running.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’m about to buy a whole ass house with the money he said we didn’t have for my life-saving medical screening.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I want to build a creative empire with the love of my life on 40 wooded acres with a sustainable permaculture food forest nbd
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Got some bloodwork done and I literally haven’t been this healthy since before I was married. Abuse. Is. Inflammatory.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I need a little butterfly to land on my nose and make me go cross-eyed with awe
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I literally released the anger in a huge sigh today and my migraine went away immediately.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Someday imma move to Svalbard and forget this hot ass state
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Nothing is breaking news when everything is breaking news.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I want someone who’s sure about me. Dead set on me. Losing sleep over me. Fucked up over me. After a lifetime of bullshit it’s eternal longing or fuck off.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Every time I’m there my heart starts beating fast and I can feel the panic welling up all like the doors and windows will suddenly lock and I’ll be trapped again
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Remembering who the fuck I am
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We are collectively fucked
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Just wanna fall asleep in a rain-spangled rose like a little garden frog but apparently that’s a lot to ask
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Well that’s not suspicious at all.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I don’t know what pickle ball is and I refuse to look it up because I just know there’s no pickles involved AT ALL
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I have purposely avoided reading The Body Keeps The Score for many years because I knew it’d just make me angry but I’m trying to stop thinking I know everything and yeah it’s good I GUESS
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Horrified at how desensitized I’ve become to apocalyptic news
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Course correcting. Going back to every time the timeline branched off into chaos and making a different choice.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
GUYS. IM OFFICIALLY DIVORCED. 🥹
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Sometimes you just gotta tear all your fingernails off painfully short and start over.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fruit flies be rude as hell
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Learned to build furniture during COVID now I’m just waiting till I can cash in on my new career as a guillotine smith.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Everyone loves TACO night
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Can’t do it. Cats are bathing each other in my lap.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’ve been trying to start my own business for over a decade but never got anywhere. Turns out I just needed to get divorced.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I just want to be divorced already 😩
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Alcatraz means pelican but it sounds like Auschwitz
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Welp.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The hundred guys against a gorilla meme just gives me 70,000+ men in a rape chat vibes. Maybe just be less violent?
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Nothing a vat of hot cheese dip wouldn’t fix
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Damn that misogyny runs deep
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I don’t know if it’s age or what but I can’t take a sip of a refreshing beverage without saying “ahhhhhhhhh fuck” immediately after.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I just stood on the balcony of my apartment in the torrential rain and let out a breath I’ve been holding for 17 years
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It’s not stupidity that makes you leak classified war information twice, it’s arrogance and entitlement.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Oops! Ignored my boundaries again! 🤷‍♀️
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Why are sardines fashionable right now
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The world is insane, but there is still bread and good butter.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’ve been putting others needs first since I was a small child and I’m finally realizing just how deeply I want to be cared for.
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Life is life-ing very hard right now
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Alayna Huft @thymebombe.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Was I born in this Cheesecake Factory? Will I die here? Is this place a restaurant or a purgatory of eternal waiting?
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