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I still say that guy standing in the corner at the end was draining his hog.

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No one has any idea what I do to people in my imagination.

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Beaver giving Jesus and Optimus Prime real competition.

thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 19h

Of the few things I remember about this show was in S1E7, where all the adults are tricked by the demo tune of a Casio keyboard. Real mid-80s "adults can't set the VCR clock" fumbling with electronics vibe.

S1E7: Kelly’s ruse to make her parents think she is a musical genius backfires when they arrange for her to take private piano lessons.

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The backrooms behind the backrooms.

thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 19h

It doesn't matter if it's correct, only the claim that it's been "solved" matters. And as such, I'm announcing that I've solved P=NP. Think of the implications! This changes everything.

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And you know they don't have anything like AI because if they did, they wouldn't be trying to sell us on it. We wouldn't even know they have it.

Getting to the bottom of things.

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Gonna start asking idiots this.

Don Draper asking, "You stare at the sun every day?"

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"So now my macbook is part of our production infrastructure"

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"I'm not super organized for this. I was up late vibe coding."

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ericblair @ericblairnotreally.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Uh thanks, I know, that's why I used those terms."

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The theory that I've heard is that this is a scam to sell off .si (normally Slovenian) domain names at inflated prices, that some anonymous entities have mysteriously bought up in the last ninety or so days.

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Those excessive commas were hard to type.

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Bluesky considers anyone that uses the term, "post," as opposed to the highly accepted traditional and more accurate term, "skeet," POSERS!

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thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Formatting them as PDFs to give them an air of formality and legitimacy. Hosting them on github to make it look like it's collaborative.

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What's the deal with the flying car fantasy? It addresses a problem that doesn't exist. It only "seems" cool. Let's explore the types and implications of flying cars in this non-exhaustive short thread. 🧵 What makes a vehicle a flying car?

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A NEW ZOMBO COM JUST DROPPED!!

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You're not trustworthy if you don't hate at least a portion of the thing know intimately, extensively, and comprehensively.

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The only thing we need now is a spinning law enforcement logo on a login screen shown in an episode of Law & Order.

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Keep in mind that I only have the remote opening functionality. I haven't fallen for any of the ads that the app shows and totally tricked out my garage door with excessive security devices and whatnot.

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Interesting. What kind of control does one need other than opening it, closing it, and seeing it's current state?

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*programming a robot dad with Full Metal Jacket quotes* [robot voice] "Robot Dad love you long time."

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Where do I input this code to unlock some forty year old futuristic horror? 18 • 37 • 995

$A single frame from the quoted video that flashed on screen for a fraction of a second; a hand is removing a green pyramid, with the numbers 18 • 37 • 995$

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That app is the worst. I was intending to reverse engineer the protocol, which I'm sure is entirely insecure, and then stick a webpage on it accessed over tailscale to control and monitor the garage door.

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What the hell is an "upside down triangle"? Since when do triangles have a canonical orientation?

(screenshot of a quote from the article)

The Toronto Transit Commission is facing criticism from the Jewish community over its new staff jerseys dedicated to the FIFA World Cup.

Photos show an *upside down red triangle* emblazoned on the jerseys' shoulders. In the abstract, a triangle is just a geometric shape, a common design element in sports branding. In the current climate, however, that specific motif is politically loaded, say Jewish leaders.

She played a "Paige" on both Boy Meets World and Home Improvement. Was this the same character? Do these shows exist in the same universe?

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"A donor received a message to wire a not insignificant amount of money to a random credit card account" is a security training how-to-recognize-phishing scenario.

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thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

Amazon's home page on October 7th, 2026. They've successfully recreated the junkmail catalogs that flooded our mailboxes back in the 80s. There's very little distinctive Amazon branding, this looks like a generic e-commerce site from 2002.

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It's pretty crazy how we drown our used food before sending it downtown.

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