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THUNK DA PEON

@thunkdapeon.bsky.social
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THUNK IS PEON. THUNK WURK WURK. THUNK GUESS WE DOING A SOCIAL MEDIA AGAIN, SO LET’S ALL TRY AND DO IT GOODER DIS TIME, YEAH?

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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
((Some of them were literally big enough that you could feed an entire village by cooking them in their own shell.) (Just build a fire underneath it and fill up the shell with tomato, saffron, white wine, then dice ‘im up and throw ‘im in.)
((Woman standing next to a fossilized shell of Parapuzosia seppenradensis, a Late Cretaceous ammonite. The shell is 5.9ft in diameter and stands taller than the woman next to it.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
((Also somebody needs to seriously bring back ammonites.) (Specifically with a garlic, white wine and butter sauce because I cannot get the idea of just how tasty these things must have been out of my head.) (It’s like calamari and escargot all in one!)
((Fossilized ammonite shells…which probably contained some of the tastiest little critters to ever roam the prehistoric seas. Yuuummm…get you a handful of the lil’ Jurassic ones and prep ‘em for tapas.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WELL YOUS KNOW WHAT? DAT OKEE. CUZ THUNK ALREADY PLAN FOR DIS COUPLE ORCTOBERS AGO BY SAVING DIS ORC CHARACTER TEMPLATE FROM DA BAD SITE! SO NOW YOUS CAN TAKE IT AND MAKE A WHOLE NEW ORC OC!
A ORC OC GENERATING TEMPLATE BY @YLOSJETS FROM TWEETER!
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((Ink’s starting to smudge so I should probably be done with this sticky note doodle.) (Any resemblance to Gobbos living, deceased or on the TL is purely coincidental.)
((A really stupid sticky note doodle of an Orc Peon wearing a baby carrier across his chest with an angry Goblin riding in it. The caption declares him to be a “Goblin-Sitter Peon”.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE COMING BACK AROUND FOR SKIRCLE DAY!
SKIRCLE CONTAINING ALL OF THUNK’S FRIENDS!
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOU IS TRANS? GOOD. YOUS EARNED DAT NAME. DAT MORE DEN MOST PEEPLES CAN SAY. HORDE DON’T ASK WHO YOUS WAS. HORDE ASK WHAT YOUS BRING. TRANS RIGHTS—FOR DA HORDE!
HORDE SYMBOL IN TRANS FLAG COLORS ON BLACK BACKGROUND.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
((Been a bit since we had a good sticky-note doodle.) (This guy probably has one of the hardest jobs on Azeroth.)
((A silly sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon holding a whetstone as he sharpens some enormous spikes on a shoulder pauldron, sparks flying. His job title describes him as a Shoulder-Sharpener Peon’.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
((Little WIP on my current project—a Deathwatch Lieutenant in Phobos Armor.) (I found this lil’ guy on eBay. Seemed like an interesting kitbash with a lot of story to tell! Came with a rather unfortunate head that didn’t much suit him, so I replaced it with a hooded Phobos helmet I got off Etsy.)
((Close-up forward view of a Warhammer 40K Deathwatch Space Marine miniature, running forward in black Phobos armor with a sword in each hand, a linen-colored hood covering his helmeted head.)((Close-up side-back view of a Warhammer 40K Deathwatch Space Marine miniature, running forward in black Phobos armor with a sword in each hand, a linen-colored cloak spreading out behind him.)((Close-up forward view of a Warhammer 40K Deathwatch Space Marine miniature, running forward in black Phobos armor with a sword in each hand, a purloined T’au Pulse Blaster hanging from his hip.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THUNK STARTING TA NOTICE RUNNING GAG HERE…
THREE PANEL MEME. IN FIRST PANEL, MAN IN GLASSES AND MILITARY UNIFORM SAY “MAKE BAD GAME? GAMERS NOT HAPPY.” SAME GUY IN SECOND PANEL SAY “MAKE DECENT GAME WITH MISTAKES? GAMERS NOT HAPPY.” THIRD PANEL, DA MAN HAS HIS EYES OPEN WIDE AS HE SAY “MAKE WELL-RECEIVED, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED GAME? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, GAMERS STILL NOT HAPPY.”
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
((And here’s some close-ups of each of these guys.) (The Space Wolf is a very silly fellow, I feel like I was really telling a story with his mini. He was the last one to be finished too.) (Now I’m gonna move onto a Phobos Lieutenant I found on eBay, then get to work on some Infiltrators!)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
((And here’s the other five Deathwatch Incursors from the box.) (All done! Kill-Teams Razor’s Edge and Silent Thunder from Watch Company Quartus, which I’m putting together for a little Deathwatch Boarding Actions army.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
((Another silly sticky-note doodle. Inspired by some art I saw on my feed today.) (Some of y’all really out here looksmaxxing the absolute strangest things.)
((A really stupid sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon looking like Handsome Squidward with his chiseled jaw, tiny lips and tusks, absurdly shaped nose and soft eyes. Winks of glamour can be seen around him and the caption “TUMBLR SEXYMAN PEON”.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
…CAN THUNK BE IN YOU DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAMES NOW?
COVER OF DA WURLD OF WARCRAFT GAMEPLAY ESPANSHUN FOR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS…WHICH THUNK NOT SURE WHAT A WARCRAFT AM BUT DAT SURE LOOKS LIKE AZEROTH?
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
((Oh he’s very silly. The big bolt carbine ain’t enough for him right now, he needs his pistol if he’s going to get the job done.)
((A hand-painted Deathwatch Incursor from the Raptors chapter, holding his bolt carbine in his silver left hand as he goes for the pistol holstered at his waist with his black-armored right hand.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
((Yeah sure.) (Just brought some of my little Deathwatch Incursors that I had done. Didn’t set out to win contests with them when I started painting, I just thought I’d done a good enough job.) (And they didn’t rank too badly even though I didn’t place, according to the judges.)
(Five sad little Deathwatch Incursor miniatures on a plastic table amidst other squads of miniatures.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
((‘Nother stupid sticky-note doodle.) (He makes them with love.)
((A stupid sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon wearing SpongeBob’s Krusty Krab hat, standing next to a hot grill with burgers cooking on it, holding a spatula. The caption above him reads “SHORT-ORDER PEON”.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
((Kinda cool—I was taking a walk back to my office after a meeting and saw this lil’ fella just chilling in the shade next to the walkway.) (American Kestrel male, I think. I was maybe five feet from him, if that.)
((American Kestrel male falcon just chilling on a concrete walkway next to a landscaping section of red lava rock with some plant overgrowth reaching through it.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
((Y’know, it occurs to me that I’m actually really lucky to have rebuilt any kind of following after a platform switch.) (Twitter was good to Thunk once upon a time. Made it to 10K.) (2.8K on Bluesky is pretty respectable after that!)
((A screenshot of Thunk Da Peon’s Twitter Following from November 2022. The number is 10,104.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
((Ooh. New sticky-note pad.) (Let’s break it in with a truly stupid little doodle!)
((A sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon sitting at Lucy’s Psychiatrist Stand, labeled “EMOSHUNAL SUPPORT PEON” above “DA PEON IS” with a paper taped to the front reading “IN”. A crude stool sits nearby.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD ZONE! THUNK WOULDS STILL WATCH OUT FOR DA GARN THOUGH.
A YOUNG ORC STANDING IN DA SNOW WITH A SPEAR, HIS BACK TO A FIRE, A FROSTWOLF ALLY NEARBY AS SEVERAL VICIOUS BLACK WOLVES CLOSE IN.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
LETS GO ROUND AND SEE WHO IN THUNK’S SKIRCLE TODAY!
A SKIRCLE FULL OF ALL OF THUNK’S FRIENDS!
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
((Some detail shots. Kinda wanted to focus on these guys instead of my Deathwatch bro’s for some strange reason. They just spoke to me? I dunno.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
((He needed some buddies, so I made up a five-man squad of legionnaires to witness him.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
((…some days I really feel like I am over here spending a not-insignificant chunk of my life pretending to be the Mr. Rogers version of Ulysses Ogre.)
((Black and white art by baalbuddy of an ogre crying while holding an opened copy of Ulysses by James Joyce. The text reads “Everyone call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading ULYSSES, but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalist and can’t comprehend deeper ideas like the ‘remorse of conscience’ that make James Joyce’s novel a Modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegan’s Wake!”)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
GREEN TEXT ON A BLACK BACKGROUND WITH GREEN NUMBERS RUNNING DOWN IN COLUMNS LIKE RAIN DOWN A WINDOW PANE IN DA STYLE OF DA MATRIX. TEXT READS: “SHE’S EVERYTHING. HE’S JUST KEN.”

“BARBIE”.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
BY DA WAY, THUNK KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GONNA HAPPEN WHEN DEY RELEASE DA WARCRAFT DATING GAME.
A DEADPAN BART SIMPSON HOLDING UP A MYSTERY DATE CARD WITH THUNK’S FACE ON IT.MARGE SIMPSON LAUGHING AS HOMER SIMPSON LEERS CREEPILY. CAPSHUN READS “YOUS GOT DA PEON”.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
AHHH Y’KNOWS THUNK NOT SURE BOUT DIS PICTURE THUNK NO KNOW—THUNK THINK HE MAKING A WEIRD FACE IN IT kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
A JOKE “BLUESKY LICENSE” FEATURING THUNK!
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
((Huh. Thought I had that post up already. Guess I was thinking the other place.) (Anyway, THAT song gets cranked at a slightly different point.)
((Apple Music screen with “Times Change (Epic Metal Cover) by Skar, Featuring Mazen Ayoub at 2m and 17s.)((Kid screaming with headphones on, his right arm raised as he rocks out.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
((And then you actually get to see them interact briefly in the “Times Change” cinematic and I think there is just so much in those moments where Garrosh drops Gul’dan and his expression changes, seeing Gorehowl in Mannoroth’s skull.)
((Garrosh Hellscream, a brown-skinned Orc with a tattooed lower jaw, from the “Times Change” cinematic.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
((The EXACT second that pets my brain the best, y’all.)
((Apple Music play screen of the song “Times Change” from the Warlords of Draenor Album by Beal Acree at 2m and 14s.)((Bart Simpson in a sound booth, wearing headphones, both eyes closed and a smile on his face as he jams out to what he’s listening to.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
OKIEDOKIE—SOME PEEPLES MAY CONSIDER IT A LESS POPULAR OPSHUN. WE HAVES A NAME FOR DOSE PEEPLES: “WEAK”. WHAT CHARACTER CONCEPT COULDS NO BE IMPROVED WITH GIRL ABS AND BERSERKER BLOODLUST? THUNK ASK YOUS.
MAG’HAR LADY CARRYING A SPEAR, SNARLING AT DA VIEWER.CLASSIC ART OF ORC LADY WITH BOAR TAILS, LEETLE HEARTS ON HER BELT, TWO GIANT BLADES AND A SET OF GIRL ABS DAT WOULD CHARGE YOUS JUST FOR DA PLEASURE OF DA VIEW.HEARTHSTONE ART OF AN ORC BABE RAVING WITH DAGGERS—COMMON ORCISH PASTTIME—AND NOTHER SET OF GIRL ABS DAT NO QUIT.CLASSIC HEARTHSTONE ARTS OF A GRINNING ORCISH WARRIOR PREPARING TO THROW DOWN A CARD, AN EQUALLY-HAPPY ORCISH LADY OVER HIM SHOULDER CLENCHING HER FIST AS CARDS GO FLYING OFF DA BOARD.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SOME OF YOUS NEED REMINDING.
BLACK TEXT ON WHITE BACKGROUND: “CAREER SHOULD BE YOU 2ND PRIORITY. YOU 1ST PRIORITY SHOULD ALWAYS BE ORCS.”
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
GUYS ON DA COUCH CHEERING MEME.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
DA MAGIC DA GATHERING LOGO WITH DA WURDS “CITIZENS OF DALARAN” IN BIG LETTERS WITH “RAISE YOU EYES TO DA SKY ANS OBSERVE” IN SMALLER LETTERS BELOW IT.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
THUNK, A GREEN-SKINNED ORC PEON, DOING DA PACHA “JUST RIGHT” MEME.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
((Hmm. Out cold.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
IMAGE OF A GREEN-SKINNED ORC IN A TUXEDO WITH HIS HANDS FOLDED LIKE DAT ONE BUGS BUNNY MEME, WITH DA CAPSHUN “I WISH ALL DA TRANSPHOBES SEEING THUNK’S POSTS A VERY GOOD AWAY NOBUDDEE LIKES YOU”
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
((I got to see the original of one of Metzen’s scribbles at BlizzCon! My yearning was mighty indeed.)
((Metzen’s original drawing of Grom Hellscream, framed, at BlizzCon 15.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
((I actually played the hell outta Star Control 3. With the puppets!)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
TONY GOT A JAW LIKE A STORM DRAKE.
BLUE STORM DRAKE DRAGON IN FRONT OF GREEN SHRUBS AND A NIGHT SKY. YOUS CAN EVEN SEE AN ECLIPSE AS HIS CHIN HAS BLOTTED OUT DA LIGHT FROM BOTH MOONS.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
JUST DO A LEETLE SHOUTOUT TO A FRIEND FROM WURK WURK.
A LOGO OF TWO BUNS WITH DAT WURDS “BUT DEN BURGER” BETWEEN DEM AND DA TAGLINE “BURGER WURTH IT” BELOW DAT.
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
ME BEENED WAITING FOR DIS MOMUNT FOR DA PERFECT TIME TA STRIKE WHEN YOU FRIENDS SO CLOSE AND YOU SEE THUNK’S POSTS DAT’S WHEN OUR PATHS COLLIDE ME GOT A REPUTASHUN ME GOT A NAME TA UPHOLD SO ME NO CANS LET YOUS ALL WALK OR ELSE DA WURLD JUST THINK THUNK COLD NOW GET IN DA SKIRCLE GET IN DA SKIRCLE
A SKIRCLE FEATURING ALL OF THUNK’S GOOD FRIENDS!
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
((Couple closeups of some of the guys I’m really proud of.)
((A Space Wolf Deathwatch Incursor Space Marine with bright auburn hair and a beard, holding his bolt carbine by one hand and pulling a combat knife with the other.)((Closeup of a Deathwatch Incursor Space Marine, his head bald and a visor over his eyes.)((A Raptor Deathwatch Incursor Space Marine, his visor raised as he reaches for his holstered pistol.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
((Well, I said I’d do it—here’s the first five Deathwatch Incursors I finished using Vallejo True Metallic Metal Obsidian Black.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
((Yeah, see, I could get into all the Discourse and hullabaloo about this patch or that bug.) (But would that leave me any time for proper frickin’ ramen?)
((Spicy Tonkatsu Ramen with extra bean sprouts, bamboo shoots, green onion, broccoli, a soft-boiled egg and pork chashu. A bowl to evoke jealousy in even the flintiest hearts.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
((Announced last year, released last month, aaaaand here you go.)
((Archon Studios’ SCMG Kerrigan and Omega Worm miniatures set, a thing which is for sale currently.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
((By the way, I’m seeing a lot of the mini wargaming geeks I follow getting hyped for the StarCraft Miniatures Game, but it doesn’t really seem to be making a dent in Blizzard communities at all yet!) (It does look really cool.) (Also if we get a Warcraft one, I’m gonna be in trouble.)
((Three painted Protoss miniatures from the StarCraft Miniatures Game, in dynamic poses amongst yellow ruins and blue crystals.)
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
HEY LET’S GO ROUND AND SEE WHO IN DA SKIRCLE DIS WEEK!
A SKIRCLE OF ALL OF THUNK’S GOOD FRIENDS!
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
CLOSEUP OF GROMMASH HELLSCREAM, A BROWN ORC WITH LONG HAIR AND A TATTOOED JAW, LOOKING SADLY DOWN AT SOMETHING. DA CAPSHUN BENEATH HIM READS “…MY…SON…”
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