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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Finally, an end to the stranglehold Egg McMuffins have held on breakfast for so long.

A Dairy Queen menu titled ‘Breakfast Collection’ featuring a fruity pebbles milkshake, chocolate frosted donut blizzard, and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch dipped ice cream cone.

Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

iPhones have this feature where it will make guesses about where you’re going and I just got this when I turned my car on. Rude. And no, that’s NOT where I’m going. Yet…

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Combining the condiments and drink station forces me to consider the optimal number of salsa packets to put in my coffee. I assume it’s zero, but…

Picture of a mixed condiment and coffee sweeter/creamer station

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

[me plugging wires into backstab terminals terminals on an outlet] Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!! [me trying to get wires loose from a backstab terminal to switch an outlet] Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

For Valentine’s, I made a little love garden. (KD are initials)

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

My 2020 sign (top), like me, has been getting a little ragged around the edges lately. Girl, same. Made a replacement in my shop, hope we both last long enough to see these values return to places where weak, bullying people have banished them. #webelieve

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Shut down my Twitter space bots and the folks still over there are dropping all kinds of wild slurs at me in their quote-tweets. 235,000 people have seen my @bocaroad quit notice so far which is wild, I’ll never have that big of an audience again. Ugh. But staying would be way worse. Fuck Nazis.

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!“

Simpsons, Flanders’ parents shrugging/giving up

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Truth, this is a candid photo of me explaining the advantages of common bulkheads to my wife

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but 12 minutes at 250° in my air fryer makes perfect ‘soft boiled’ eggs as a one-step, easier-than-boiling process. In this case, it was chicken-class duck eggs so the numbers should be 1:1.

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

Search your camera roll for “art”

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Pictured: Old Man Yells At Cloud The clouds covered enough of the light at points where the eclipse glasses couldn’t make out anything but at the same time, weren’t blocking enough light that it felt safe to really stare at it. But we saw something, I’ll take it.

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Ben Hallert @thunderscreech.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

It’s October 3rd, how will YOU celebrate Mean Girls day? I enjoy sneaking this shirt into memorable family photos to give my wife image-cropping challenges. Going in for a procedure today so if things go upside down, the news will have the best possible photo to use. Bonus: It looks quite fetch.

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