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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's not using a PC either.. dang...
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎵 Now, for ten years, we've been on our own… And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone. But that's not how it used to be. When the jester sang for the king and queen… 🎵
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same. LeBron James can say hello to Em, in the cancelled Hall of Shame. How much money do these idiots need at the expense of our social fabric?
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One hand washes the other.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Pentagon already had a shape. It’s right there in the name.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Homer Simpson and Breaking Bad crossover, here we come! Glowing drugs made at the nuclear plant.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But let’s leave him alone with RFK Jr for a few… for science.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could use some help with just one, across the pond?…
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People who can’t have complex thoughts will always resort to simpler hate.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things *can* change. Little by little. Then all at once.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact this happened, and then nothing else happened… is a damning illustration of how far everything has fallen.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The level of cringe he exudes is just so, so thick. It’s a wonder this has gone on as long as it has.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To him, the job is literally murder-maxing.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shark Tank… but for tanks.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cuba is hopeful America will choose a different path.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just be glad they haven’t come for Smokey “because he’s a furry” yet.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like China is even the least bit worried about us anymore…
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this was a KIDS show!
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[7-up exec walks up, places a hand quietly on his shoulder] “Heads up! Seven up!”
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Priorities.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Count: “yes yes, he has been dead… one!… ah ah ah… TWO! Ah ha ha… THREE DAYS! Ah Ha HA” Kermit: “That was uh, really dark in there. Anyways. I’m back.” [Miss Piggy tackles him] … ok that’s enough.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are probably all in need of repair.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Eating brains is smart actually.”
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Passengers of the Titanic feel worse about the cruise as frigid water engulfs the violin players.”
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jake merely “acts” like a journalist.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s all doubleplusgood.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jimothy years lol
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He mumbled something about car insurance and skittered off, right?
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elon: “But… but… we could call it Xi.” [Xi… staring into distance, while Hello Darkness begins to play softly… camera slowly zooms in on his deadpan gaze]
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That lumber is guaranteed smelly after that.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does Jake Tapper follow these posts? Does he have an old pager that needs paged? Where did that guy go? He used to care about scrutinizing the finer details of the president. Is he writing another book?
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We thought Waymo’s made a mess of traffic… just wait until these clog interstates because they can’t navigate highway construction.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can you imagine the absolute hilarity, if Xi had walked over, stonefaced, knocked it down… and walked out? Why can’t our timeline be filled with such things?
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How much hazardous dust… ah never mind. Carry on.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the press will cover him as he deserves now, not as he wants to be? Have we learned this lesson, or do we need to retake the class again?
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s make it a competition to see who can hold out the longest.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s time for folks to bust out DVD libraries and start a local movie swapping club. There’s already way more content in existence than any of us have time for anymore anyways.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They believe he has “the hand of God” on him. There’s no mind to change.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But!.. At least gas prices are low, nobody is getting measles, everyone has health insurance, we aren’t fighting any wars, everyone has great jobs, the national debt is shrinking, tech overlords decided to give us our privacy back, and there’s no secret police to be seen. [flips upside down]… oh.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope the Reflecting Pool Renovation was considered for honorable mention.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody needs dietary guidelines when they can’t afford the food.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only if Musk is forced to live in the water tower.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Well then, after you’ve done the bootstrap thing… eat the bootstraps.”
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only power he truly has, is the power people give him. Deny him.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And he probably took note of which houses leaned which ways from yard signs… to maximize the damage.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t with this. It’s the very same reason I’ve already mourned the loss of my MAGA parents, even while they are still among us. They have no introspection. No intellectual curiosity. And when harm befalls their own kin, only then are they surprised.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Woohoo!” [in Homer Simpson voice]
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Urine trouble, if you can’t leak.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shh… let them lose.
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thunderous-clouds.bsky.social @thunderous-clouds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And then they came for the press (even that normalized him).
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