Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 11hAh, a scene from "The Magnus Archives". Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Nope. 030
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Really? That would be good." --Jack Black, "School of Rock" 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Pumpkin Spice Marines should join chapters with these folks -- Best. Bake sales. In. The. Imperium. 0377
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Can your candidates do that for me, Mr. Morden?" 060
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You'd have to start keeping them in a mini version of those Barbicide jars they have at barber shops. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hera Poirot, with ze little grey cells. 011
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"In thirteen years with the Bureau, I've discovered that there's no amount of money, manpower, or knowledge that can equal the person you're looking for being stupid." --Special Agent Michael Casper on "The West Wing" 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Aw, the sweet little guy. I'm so sorry. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Indeed. Walk 500 miles. And then 500 more. In fact, keep walking. The sea is that way ->. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Someone once described an LLM as "a middling-quality JPEG of the internet", and damn if that isn't a great metaphor. Because while not everyone is going to get into the weeds on model collapse, everyone knows what happens when you zoom in on a crappy JPEG hoping to find useful information. 020
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Honestly, I'm willing to accept hope-shaped objects at this point. 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Er, "scary, hot". She obviously *is* a skeleton lady. 020
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I personally love Ling engulfing Kim's entire head in order to protect her from the scary, not skeleton lady. 130
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"No bells?" "You don't deserve bells. You get millipedes." 050
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Aaaand now I'm putting a Plutonium Dragon in my next D&D campaign. "Hey, is that a silver dragon?" "Unfortunately not. Also, give me a CON saving throw. DC is 195." 030
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Who knew? Okay, *other* than "everybody". 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There are days I still miss the spill-resistance of that keyboard. 030
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comSandra Bullock Nicole KidmanALT: Sandra Bullock Nicole Kidman 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was gonna say, with a name like Ceejayquiskefivuh, you know he's got his shit together. He might be wearing it as a hat, but still. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: "Sorry, Doc, but I need what little I've got." 030
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Eeeasy, stomach -- don't turn over now. Eeeasy..." --Daffy Duck 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So, filling a neti pot with bleach in an attempt to rinse a horrifying idea out of your head would (1) be very bad for you and (2) wouldn't work anyway, right? Asking for a friend. 020
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Thank you, a thousand times, for sharing this wonderful story. I'm excited about the one that comes next, whatever it turns out to be. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm sure there is (or can be assembled) a German word which means "the sadness of no cheeseburger". 121
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm amazed that, after holding the stylus in a particular way for 20 years, Sen has just ... changed it. I'm not any kind of artist (DEX is and has always been my dump stat), but if you move where I'm holding my pen, I'll spend two weeks not even being able to figure out how to hit the paper. 100
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026[Writes down "pantalooned chucklefuck" for future use] 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I love how comforted Charlie seems to find out that there are gods all over the place, and most of them really have no idea what they're doing. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026[stops hooting incoherently] [sits down] [takes a few deep, five-count breaths] This is very exciting. 000
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Huh -- I haven't even thought about Sinfest in years; I wonder what ..." [goes to site] "Oh. Hooooooly shit." Okay, well, that's enough of that. Gadzooks. 1190
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Happy birthday! Hope it's full of ... whatever you like to have on your birthday. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Honestly, if you're looking for theological discourse with teeth, you're not going to do better than a Waffle House at midnight. 1221
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026As he's from Chicago, I can absolutely imagine him saying "Excuse me for a minute -- I gotta go make holy water." 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026We got a DVD set of "Barney Miller" a couple of years ago, and while watching it, we were amazed at all the "NYC pollution" jokes. We both grew up in Queens, and were of course familiar with how bad things were in the 70's. But it had been long enough that jokes about it caught us by surprise. 072
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The thing that really bakes my noodle about these people is the constant "How could we ever make it through a workday without this?" when, dude, *you used to*, like *three years ago*. Have you actually forgotten? Are these chatbots even *worse* for your brain than we think? 1120
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm still mad about having to read _A Separate Peace_, and it was 40 frakkin' years ago. 4451
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I've been working in IT for over 30 years. I have never once had to be brow-beaten into adopting a new technology that was worth having. 3652
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Alas that I did not have a world handy; I *did* go and buy a Rachel Peng e-book from her online shop, though. 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If these little chonk-monsters survive this kind of thing and go right back to putzing around, I can see why Po in Kung-Fu Panda was considered to be largely immune to nerve strikes and other attacks that should have straight-up killed him. 020
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026And if you want to suggest to them that they do some searches on themselves to make sure they know what's out there, you can tell them to "go duck themselves". Or possibly "get ducked", if they should consider retaining a consultant to do the searching. (I'm having far too much fun with this.) 030
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Ah. I thing which I didn't know existed until today, and which I now have an irrational urge to start collecting. Cool. =) 130
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Randy Milholland had an elementary school teacher who told him that his dream of drawing newspaper comics was stupid. When he landed the gig to draw the Sunday "Popeye" comics, he noted, wistfully: "I hope they get the Sunday paper in Hell, so she can see it." 030
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I availed myself of the bundle, and am currently enjoying the heck out of _The Kaiju Preservation Society_. (I was especially delighted to be in on surprising the KPS newbies, because of course they had no way of knowing that they were in a book titled _The Kaiju Preservation Society_.) 010
Aloysius Thudthwacker @thudthwacker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A friend of mine has a modern pennyfarthing replica, and he said of it: "I expected to answer a lot of questions; but the one I hear most often is 'Gee, mister -- didn't that hurt?'" Evidently, there are only two methods for dismounting a pennyfarthing: "carefully planned" and "extremely painful". 071