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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 9h
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MY NINE BOOKS
The 9 books I’ll never forget
A selection by Patrick

Ulysses, James Joyce
To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf
Nixonland, Rick Perlstein
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, Annie Dillard
Gravity’s Rainbow, Thomas Pynchon
Destroy, She Said, Marguerite Duras
Three Novels: Molloy, Malone Dies, The Unnameable, Samuel Beckett
Memorial, Alice Oswald
Collected Fictions, Jorge Luis Borges
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m something of an iconoclast…I think some classic books…aren’t really that enjoyable to read.
Black square white background, white text that says “I’m so edgy I could cut you if you get too close”
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hercule Poirot: a portly, well-dressed fellow with a thin mustache, a cane and a hat
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m getting my oil changed at recently remodeled Jiffy Lube and it just doesn’t feel right
Carl from The Simpsons saying “But More, the dank, the dank!”
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[whispering to passenger while driving behind Chappy when Chappy first cuts me off] That’s Chappy
Lexus with a white oval bumper sticker that says “Chappy” on the rear window
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Couple of Chris Markers, couple of horror movies. We’re in it now, baby
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty good decade so far imo
Memoria 2021
*****
Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World 2023
*****
All the Beauty and the Bloodshed 2022
*****
The Zone of Interest 2023
*****
May December 2023
*****
EO 2022
**☆☆☆ =
Five Days Till Tomorrow 2022
*****The Secret Agent 2025
**
Killers of the Flower Moon 2023
**
The Daughters of Fire 2023
文次實賞文
TÁR 2022
*½•=
Drive My Car 2021
****½
Days 2020
****½Showing Up 2022
Fallen Leaves 2023
文大
La Chimera 2023
½ V
Benediction 2021
**
Titane 2021
*½
Crimes of the Future 2022Close Your Eyes 2023
*½
The Beast 2023
****/
Geographies of Solitude 2022
****/
Terratoma 2024
****½
By the Stream 2024
****½
The Room Next Door 2024
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate my morning commute but seeing a “Live Fast, Eat Ass” bumper sticker on a car with an End Alzheimer’s license plate makes it all worthwhile
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Springfieldians post: Lisa taking a cigarette from a pack of Laramie Jr Cigarettes 

Katherine Lam post: chart mapping “We’re so back” and “it’s so over” over time
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey babe, it’d be super cute to get one where I’m a giant slug monster and you’re my sex slave, choking me to escape my slimy grips
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On second thought, let him finish it
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dying at the title #VanDeath, I love it so much
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I’m in a kicking yourself in the nuts competition and my opponent is democratic advisors
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is Hugo in Mando and Grogu related to Rio from Solo?
Is Hugo in Mando and Grogu related to Rio from Solo?
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP
Milhouse looking at Bart wearing a jacket and yelling “Wow! A Bob Mackie!”
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thats right
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally an iPhone you can vape
A feature of the new Iphone called “Vapor chamber”
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I missed Rome at night
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having a beer here
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today my friend and I drove across Sicily. Along the way we: -Visited Greek temples -walked through the maze of a town that was destroyed and covered in slabs of concrete -saw the town that replaced that town, complete with giant orb -swam in the Mediterranean and ate gelato Now we’re in Palermo
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whatever this dude did right before he posed, I need
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m in Sicily
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don’t know...There are so few to choose from
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is where Katherine Hepburn falls into the canal in Summertime
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of the telepathy phones was out of order
Ladder made out of large knives4 black Telepathy Phones, one red one, out of order, labeled The Urgent CallA pile of washed cow bones A nude woman covered in crystals
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally back in Venice
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m supposed to be in Venice already but an hour in Rome isn’t a bad consolation
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m stuck in the airport on a long delay learning about the art of collaboration
Nicholas Sparks and M Night Shyamalan: RemainJames Patterson & Mike Lupica: The Country Road MurdersBill Clinton & James Patterson: The First GentlemanMark Harmon & Leon Carroll, Jr: Ghosts of Sicily
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Last four, bangers only
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Drinking a beer on the porch watching the sunset behind this giant ass billboard
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Venus has been so bright the last two dusks that I could take a picture through my window with the lights on and the sky still light
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Proper amount of strings for a bass
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An actor badly playing John Lennon with long hair and a long beard in a white suitA sketch of the Dover demon, a cryptid with a large cranium and haunting blank eyes
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They’re breaking this out again next time you go to the doctor
Blue and Pink CDC growth charts showing potential stature based on height to weight ratio
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The DVD copy I bought in 2003 with my employee discount at Target after I buy this day one:
Sam Shepherd as Chuck Yeager in the Right Stuff after he crashes at the end of the movie
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Real
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The girls are fighting
No LIVE organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Surviving a week-long visit with family deserves a reward
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Two of my sister’s pets love me unconditionally. One despises me like Ahab hates Moby Dick. Can you guess which one?
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Favorite new to me from July Les Rendez-vous d’Anna (Akerman, maybe a new top 5 all time for me) Sicilia! (Straub-Huillet) The Hawks and the Sparrows (Pasolini) Il Grido (Antonioni)
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This got posted by a big-ish account on here, retweeted and responded to a lot, and as far as I can tell it’s completely untrue. He just finished a script in April. There haven’t been any casting announcements or anything to indicate it’s even in production. It took me 3 minutes to look that up.
Post reading: “Insane that Jordan Peele has a completed movie just waiting and Universal keeps bumping it off the slate.”
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sam’s been home 20 minutes and I’m pretty sure this is all we’re doing today
A very fluffy dog plopped on the floor on a small rug, with some guy’s arm petting him
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
City skyline silhouetted against the lightly clouded sky, with the lake in the foreground
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What the hell is a rare building?
screenshot of an Instagram reel with a picture of a large building with Arab-style decor

The on-screen caption says “One of the Rarest Buildings in America is Right Here in San Francisco”
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I easily defeated Saddam in a feat of strength
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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Went to the world’s largest arcade, which is in Brookfield, apparently. I played Area 51 and a super racist arm wrestling game where you arm wrestle a thinly veiled Saddam Hussein (unfortunately Time Crisis was broken)
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