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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 6h
SF transit take: -MUNI metro is what the red line should be -van ness brt is what mdot wants (ass) -the F streetcar that Dan Rodricks is salivating over is what MCB wants (ass, go downstairs and ride the muni- half the time for the same route) -BART is what people driving anyway say they want
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 13h
offseason needs: 1. Ace (like every year of the Elias tenure except when he got Corbin burnes and Bradish got hurt, so instead opted not to have a # 2 starter) 2. Catcher (Basallo catching a max 80 games) 3. Left fielder 4. Mid rotation starter 5. Like 3-4 bullpen guys, at least one really good
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The closers and set up guys on both the dodgers and rays were all dumped for nothing by mike Elias
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remembering that Mike Elias’ first move as GM was to trade Mike Yaztremski for garbage so he could play Dwight smith and Stevie Wilkerson for a couple hundred games
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope that Manny Machado wins the World Series this year
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As Jim Smith (UMD athletic director/ former Braves exec) puts it, “we’ve gotta squeeze the middle” and figure out how to get the people buying average ticket prices to spend more
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In 2004 they sent The Oriole Bird to assault me.
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Duquette would bring up eyanson to replace Bradish and he’d be right
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cleveland’s a half game back of the white sox, so win tomorrow and you move a half game closer regardless of the other game
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The nyjer Morgan game just happened again
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Fire stearns” chants damn I wish that were me
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pete is the king 👑
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Challenging the new port Covington developers to design something as nice as the half completed neighborhood near Sutter health park
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I haven’t been paying that close attention but seems like Mayo is playing a decent 3b now? Which means westburg or blaze is starting at 2B unless they teach Coby RF (and Holliday is now Jeremiah Jackson)
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It would probably take Pete having a Freddie Freeman like uptick in his 30s to make the HoF (and he’s already behind bc he came up later) but i keep thinking about what to do with guys who are missing like, 5 war and 40 homers because of the covid season
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really didn’t know what we were getting with Pete and I though he was gonna be a better Mark Trumbo instead of a right handed Palmeiro
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is “fire me already” behavior
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mike Elias has found a new catcher:
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reading an IG account going off about the gentrification that leftist bookstore Red Emma’s has wrought is “literal violence and death” and I think if you want to talk like that you should have to show credentials
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hinds fast becoming my least favorite player
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Grant wolfram has never been good at the major league level. However the stats say he should be so he will continue to pitch in every high level situation
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They’re calling him the worst bullpen manager of all time
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kittredge is a guy I’d considering leaving off a postseason roster, not elevate to closer
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love to be a fan of this team
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
probably not that important tonight but Holliday swinging away (cause his dad is there?) is not great looking
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every year a new dischord band reunion yet none of the really good ones
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ottobar season pass that isn’t good if the shows too good always seemed lame to me
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jackson Holliday discourse : get ready to learn LF buddy
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hell yeah
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ayyyy how many home runs for Pete on Italian heritage night tonight
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wow daytime Tropicana looks awesome
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pit beef has the better toppings but pit turkey is the better meat
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Feels like we’ve lost a lot of games this year because the manager decided to take out a good hitter right before a rally or leave a bad pitcher in to give up some extra runs that made the difference
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s cool to be 0.5 gb from a playoff spot, but trading away your players with the 2nd and 3rd highest team war the same before does not indicate that the GM has a real grasp of what’s going on
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The orioles must add Mayo to the condiment race asap
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The orioles are going to get swept by the Red Sox in the ALCS
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The team playing the opposite of how Mike Elias says they’re doing is a time honored tradition
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Adley wouldn’t resign here” remember where Mike Elias made him do a rehab assignment gauntlet through 3 levels of the minors to keep his service clock from starting too early?
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
lol
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Albernaz still hasn’t grasped “long relievers” yet
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s really infuriating to watch the GM repeatedly come out and tell you the team he built sucks and the odds are too low so they’re not worth increasing
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Great copypasta here for cancelling your season ticket renewal:
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Buy/sell probably makes sense on paper until you realize it means trading something valuable this year for like, 2 war spread out over 6 years
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unfortunately this is the energy Albernaz is giving off right now
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Boooo
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Winning this series means we don’t have to trade Taylor Ward for the Mariners 18th and 27th ranked prospects
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Summoning Tyler O’Neill 8 run home run
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
David Rubenstein pays millions of dollars to pose for selfies with the saga of liberties heroes. Even as he and his are actually the story’s bad guys—at the cutting edge of stopping any future advances in human liberty, dignity, and equal rights, clawing back those that already exist.
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imagine how bad Kremer would have been in April this year
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Brandon Hyde’s mind garden @throwingthings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holliday should probably be hitting leadoff now
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