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Joe Mama

@throwaway1337.bsky.social
67 followers 106 following 38 posts

23 | M | He/Him/any | I'm here to blow loads and exorcise insurance execs, and I'm all out of insurance execs

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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That tail wrap, oh great heavens...
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never in my life have I heard any complaints about toyotas aside from their infotainment being ass. Every mechanic I've ever known either buys jeeps bc they like fixing it when it breaks constantly, or toyotas bc they want an actually reliable vehicle. My family has three, one has over 300k on it.
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No idea why anybody buys anything other than toyota, literally the only cars I've heard of that aren't constant headaches and breakages. Now, if only they could figure out their infotainment...
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*Had to google it* OH, it means monster fucker! That makes sense
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.
LA Times headline: "Retailers say thefts are a crisis level. The numbers say otherwise."
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SmugBlueFaun @smugbluefaun.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sylveon is finished! Bluesky won't let me post the video because it's too long, but here's a link to e621: e621.net/p/63da6
e621.net
penny (nintendo and etc) created by smugbluefaun - e621
View this 1080x1080 83.7 MB image
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Shit no, it's "whatever you want, momma" FUCK I'M A FAKE FAN
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
As a wise dog once said: "Whateva you say, momma"
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brodumpster.bsky.social @brodumpster.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Y'all welcome here and I'm always on y'all's side
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I KNOW! PEOPLE DON'T GET IT!!!
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
omg half-dragon zelda is so peam 💜💜💜
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
She needs some tennis balls on those horns or something, I can feel those painful pokes to the lower belly area from here!
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
She's so precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH, I LOVE HER!!!
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The Spookler 🎃 👻 @zaboonanoo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Here bro hit this shit
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Or, you're a cunt 🤷‍♂️
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Schmutzo @schmutzo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
love
a rat and his t-rex wife share an embrace. anthro size difference furry drool
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
God this app desperately needs the ability to disable specific peoples' reposts
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
You really are the goat of throat art, nothing like it.
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5Squaremeters COMMS OPEN 6 slots @5squaremeters.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Had to get this out of my system before moving on with my day
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
What the... a reasonable exchange between two human people that didn't end in doxxing, death threats, NOR SLURS?!??? This could never happen on twitter.
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kame🐢(本物) @kame-3b.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Marbling
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
woof, bark, snarl, etc.
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PawpadComrade (Queue 5/5) @pawpadcomrade.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Can you believe it, guys? Christmas! Just a week away!
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
woof, that's the good stuff
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Sooooo hot, sleeping/vulnerable/whatever male with horny female is underrated as HELL
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ZinFyu @add9575.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ナイトメア
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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being. Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
A quoted tweet from a user named Sam that reads: "How Twitter is rigged
Type in all caps because you're excited? Lowers your reputation. Include links? Your score goes down. It's like the Credit Score system from Hell.
And given Cisgender is treated as a slur & MAGA boosted, you can guess what's categorized as 'offensive'" 

The tweet they quoted is from user SADIQ and reads: 
"Tweepcred is X's reputation system
Based on your behavior, you get a tweepcred score
It determines your reach
Break the algo rules, you score goes down and your reach disappears
What are the rules of the X algo tho? Glad you asked."

SADIQ includes a photo of Twitter's algorithm code that calculates a user's reputation.

SADIQ continues:
"Post 'offensive text'? 80% reach reduction
Offensive username? 80% reach reduction
All caps tweet? That's seen as 'shouting. Major penalization.
Include links? Yup, penalized"
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That spy is not our- MEEEEDDIIICCCCC!!!
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matinhos @bocchi.deichator.ar · 17/11/2025
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
BANGERS!!!! I will always love and appreciate the shork girls, but everything else is amazing, too!
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
ahh...I shoulda seen this comin
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Oh yeah, this one's got emotion to it
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Triality of man. big and soft, small and timid, big and intimidating. Susie always peam
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This one's gotta get a follow-up, my god
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I love her so much. Those gill slits are so cool!!!!!
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I straight-up did not know that. I was just watching the nintendo indie thing yesterday because I thought silksong might be in it
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Haaiiii :3
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm not into it, but it's not objectionable at all. You do you, homie!
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Minji ⚜️ @minjilee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“My wrists hurt :(“ Genuine skill issue, thank you for announcing you don’t know what you’re doing. You will have zero issues with proper grip and technique. You are a fraud and have no hoes.
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"Dilapidated booty" made me guffaw. But, I agree with that other fella, I only hear good things about mike's, even tho I don't drink.
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Sataen @sataen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Kerfus, miau! 💙 www.patreon.com/posts/125387...
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
These are some of the best comments I've ever read. I went from stiff as a board to literally cackling. I think that goes to show what Gordon Ramsey-level cooking you were up to.
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
That was a fun spot-the-difference game 😅
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Egads, I used to be the fastest kid in my grade... that accident probably butterfly-effected me to being here in the first place lmfao. Social outcasting is a hell of a thing.
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HADO (CEO of rob○○bs) @hadoart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
MINORS DNI To all legal adults who wonder why they don't see here their suggestive/NSFW artists from Twitter, you may have to follow an additional step in your filters. For some reason Bsky separated illustrated erotic from "Adult content" and put it in a completely different place.
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Joe Mama @throwaway1337.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
OH MY GOD THANK YOU
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