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Threaded Cosmonaut

@threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social
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Eternally searching for intelligent life while drifting in the cosmos. 🇺🇦 I support real heroes. 🏳️‍🌈 I support love. We all have a right to be here and be happy. 😈 Hail yourselves.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 6h
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 9h
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 15h
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@jzellis - Stopping climate collapse before it ends civilization and probably our species has been estimated to cost in the ballpark of who gives a flying fuck, we either do it or we die, I can't believe people are so stupid they need this explained to them
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dirk Gently @ktc2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 20h
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exactly 👇 This.......
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can still remember the sound!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@DanUmthun   

"I got laid off and lost my insurance."

"Oh well good news you're eligible for COBRA."

"What's that?"

"An international terrorist organization dedicated to overthrowing an American paramilitary group that operates with impunity."

"But do you–"

"Yeah we have healthcare, duh."
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Entitled freeloader
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow. Nearly 100 dollars??! 😂😂😂 Are you fucking kidding me?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair Q
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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OldManLefty @jonbandit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Agreed, but I'd like to add that he's also a bloated, rotting, brain-dead, walking corpse with the emotional maturity of a toddler and the intelligence of a rock.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doomed😳
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
background is grass in front of a beach and water

“UNDER-AGE WOMEN” DO NOT EXIST.

THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS CHILDREN.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
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FrodoLove @frodolove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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mariaevajarrous.bsky.social @mariaevajarrous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've paid enough for his illegal involvement in our government. Nobody wants this bastard in there. We have enough of them right now. Call your representatives.☎️
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Duh.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truth 💥 😡
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Your IQ test came back negative" made me choke on my coffee...🤣🤣🤣
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
audreylovesparis 18h

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then worship a pedophile while calling people slurs on the Internet.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So...manipulation of young people. Got it.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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✨ Clyde ✨ @clydepowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Trump Bars Press From White House by Milt Priggee Pedophile Protector #DonaldTrump #NoKings
Trump Bars Press From White House by Milt Priggee
This is a political cartoon depicting a satirical scene in what appears to be a bedroom. The main figure is a caricature of Donald Trump, depicted with his signature blonde hair and a reddish tie loosened around his neck. He is shown in bed, partially covered by a bright green blanket, with three young blonde women peeking out from under the covers around him. Their expressions are a mixture of surprise and concern, with wide eyes and blushing cheeks. Trump's own expression is one of concern or possibly annoyance, with his brow furrowed.

Standing outside the bed, to the right, is a figure representing "The Free Press," also caricatured. This figure wears glasses and a suit jacket. The back of the jacket is emblazoned with the words "THE FREE PRESS" in white lettering. The figure is holding a microphone, as if to interview Trump. A question mark is depicted above the head of "The Free Press" figure, suggesting confusion or a challenging question.

The background is dark and somewhat abstract, with a hint of what could be a bedroom window or door frame. The overall color palette is dominated by the contrasting bright green of the blanket, the orange of Trump's skin, the blonde hair of the women, the red of Trump's tie, and the black and white of the "Free Press" figure and text.

The cartoon includes text at the top which reads "I'M BANNING YOU FROM THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU ONLY WRITE NEGATIVE STORIES ABOUT ME...". This text, along with the visual elements, suggests a commentary on Trump's relationship with the media and his perceived attempts to control narratives by restricting access to journalists he deems critical. The presence of the young women in bed with Trump is a highly suggestive and controversial element, likely intended to evoke a scandal or imply inappropriate behavior, further amplifying the satirical message.

At the bottom of the image, there are signatures and website addresses: "RRIGGEE," "MILTT…
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