Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 16h🐝 Memorizing 9x19, 5.56x45, 7.62x51 and accidentally pushing my home address out of my brain. 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 22h🐝 The bin did enough damage that the train has to terminate early lmao. 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 23h🐝 Train disruption due to trespasser on the tracks, subsequently followed by train disruption due to train hitting a wheelie bin. 200
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026🐝 Has anyone considered that maybe a utility monster paperclip maximizer AGI might actually be a moral good if you're a utilitarian. I bet I'd make a good paperclip. 000
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026🐝 "Hey babe is that a razor clam in your pocket or are you just-" 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 09/10/2026🐝 In unrelated news, Florida sees uptick in arsenic fatalities among the elderly. 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026❄️ I think the requirement for a prosecutor to also provide exculpatory evidence to the defendant is a good one. I'm not sure how often applying this same requirement to extra-legal interpersonal disputes would help, but it can't hurt, so I'd endorse that. 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🐝 "Imagine a 20-sided dice." "Die." "Don't make death threats." 030
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🐝 *How, damn you autocorrect. This is why I use my laptop for everything... 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🐝 Kinda silly hoe "red flag" originally meant a warning sign that someone might suck, then started to mean definite proof that someone sucks, and now people use "yellow flag" for what "red flag" used to mean. 231
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026🐝 It's so fucking good. I've also listened to a few of her other mashup compilations, they're all terrible (/pos). 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 A seed is not a tree, an egg is not a chick. But to force them to stay as a seed or an egg is to kill the part of them that actually mattered. Depress the plunger, and you'll find out that weirdly shaped dagger is actually a vaccine. The inside matters more, even if you can't identify it. 000
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 Those parts, real but yet to be fully manifested, ultimately mattered more, and defined you more, than what you *did*, even though the role you played was, in that sense, more concrete, more visible, more conscious. 100
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 In a real sense, you *were* a romance writer, not just a closeted sci-fi writer. But you were never *just* that, there were always these other parts of you, pleading to be reified. Those parts won in the end, and you were happier for it. 100
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 You get dropped by your publisher, by your audience; you adopt a pseudonym just to escape the baggage and be seen as an actual sci-fi author. You make new friends, women who write sci-fi, readers who like your work, who appreciate your style in such a heartfelt way. 100
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 They're right about that last thing, anyway. You comply. You write the hetslop. Until it gets unbearable. You decide, fuck it, I know what I really want. You start writing sci-fi. You're bad at it but getting better, and it's much more sincere and interesting than your work in romance. 100
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 You get a little weird with it: Love interests that are robots, or aliens, or cyborgs. A first date on the rim of a Martian crater. Your publisher tells you to knock it off, that readers only want hetslop, that you're not good at writing this weird shit anyway. 100
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐝 Picture this: You're a woman, a writer, and you've been taught that you should be writing romance. You need money, so you do. Your publisher rewards you for this. You're okay at it, maybe you even sort of like it, but deep down, romance isn't what you're interested in writing. 100
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🐝 Has anyone coined the term "misinformation technology" for modern AI. Surely I'm not the first. 131
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🐝 Man I hate TESCREAL types. ona ale li sona ala e nasin kulupu e nasin mani. ona li sona lili e sona ilo taso. ona li toki e ni la: "mi sona mute". ni li lon ala! ona li sona ala! mi o utala e ona. o jan ike. sina pakala e ale. 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🐝 Left At London is honestly a very good musician. Don't cry for me / for I've found peace in the madness. 031
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🐝 Hi cute hottie! I'm looking so disrespectfully right now. 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🐝 Cheerleader cheerleader cheerleader cheerleader- 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🐝 mi pilin pona mute muteeeeee. mi olin e sina ale 💛 mi wile e ni la: jan pakala mi li kama e jan pona. a. a, a, a, lon! toki mi ale li lon! mi olin e mi e ona ale! 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🐝 In a world full of beautiful loveable people I'm sorry to say that my girlfriend is still the most beautiful and most loveable. Don't worry your girlfriend is still a close second and I'm glad you have eachother. 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🐝 Hope my opps have as good a day as I'm having 🥰 010
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🐝 [Puts the ironic self-loathing in the bin] Chat I think I might actually be a good person. Chat is this real. Actually fuck you chat if you said I'm not cool then I hope you explode because I am fucking worth it ✨ 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🐝 Hey chat, do we think a paranoid belief that everyone who displays a bigoted attitude is a literal neo-Nazi who could get violent at any second and must be repelled at all cost does good things to the psyche or no. 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🐝 Heartbreaking! The worst person you know just made a good governance suggestion. 011
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🐝 I think the best option unfortunately ends in a bit of a Pyrrhic victory: We can get a nuke to DC in about 12 hours if we can manage to get an anti-Zionist into the White House. 020
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🐝 Meanwhile half of them are convinced that the developed world is also going to create Skynet, so logically we ought to nuke the US immediately. I think I'm gonna become *that* kind of longtermist- 120
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🐝 Give it 6 months and the US Department Of The Treasury will have an official policy of two-boxing on Newcomb's problem, and the Department Of Education will have banned Bayes' formula. 120
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🐝 One would think that this implies it is absolutely necessary to assist development of the whole world, so as to enormously multiply the innovative potential of humanity, but apparently the smartest minds alive didn't think of that. 120
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🐝 It's possible that I have been fundamentally broken since I was, like, 6 or 7 years old. 140
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🐝 Parenting tip: Care less about how your child's accomplishments and behavior reflect on you, than you do about your child's accomplishments and behavior. 140
Haven system @thousandsofbees.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🐝 Is there a word for specifically dreams (Maybe similar manifestations of the subconscious too) that seem to metaphorically represent something? Coz "metaphor" itself is maybe too intentional and conscious a word for that kind of representation. If not I'm proposing "oneirophor", "dream-bearer." 040
