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ThoughtSmith

@thoughtsmith.bsky.social
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Illinois educator fighting the stupidity pandemic on the frontlines. I Teach for a living and learn for fun. Forging clever thoughts with a dash of sarcasm.

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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
New Zealand
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Also Seattle
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Seattle
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Impeccable timing
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
👀🤑
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Strong
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
But the eggs!
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This is going to make the alcohol industry and their lobbyists do some crazy things
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
No chance he doesn’t notice the eyes and throw ketchup at the wall
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Wait for it
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
M’erica
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Who did this? 🤣
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Oops!
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
🤣🤣
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Did you know: Starlink significantly contributes to the risk of Kessler Syndrome due to having over 7,000 active satellites and plans for tens of thousands more. As the density of objects in low orbit increases, it raises the likelihood of collisions that could trigger a debris cascade Thanks Elon!
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
What are the chances this is why Trump is talking about Panama?
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Denmark with the clap back to Trump👏🏻
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What are the odds the orange bandit is talking about Panama bc he heard about this from a friend of his?
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
But the egg prices!
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Is the AI replacement already underway or are we on the precipice of a recession?
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Same with Zelda!
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Whose idea was it to boycott sports on Xmas eve? One sporting event the entire day while everyone else plays on Xmas day is dumb. Somebody please take ownership of Xmas eve next year.
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
CNN has officially lost their legitimacy
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Soooooo Matt Gaetz?
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Desantis told her to beat it
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Time and again this is literally the only media outlet reporting the truth. Why a music publication has to be the leader is beyond me but kudos to them
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
But the eggs!!
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Base salary ⬇️ is 3 x the average salary of Americans. I say base salary because they make millions more from insider trading or donations from lobbyists and billionaires thanks to citizens united
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I am convinced Time MAGAzine did this solely to get us to do exactly what everyone is doing. Giving it insane attention. It’s bait to make all of us give a crap about their MAGAzine for a few days because they can’t figure out how to be effective otherwise
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Saturday morning vibes: ☕️ and 🐶 cuddles
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Playoff games for each city the last 7 years. This is why it’s so easy to wake up with a sense of dread in Illinois 🤣
Playoff games played for each city
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Somebody scratched his clothes
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
That is not a championship level defense from Buffalo 👀
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The absolute last thing that would ever make me tune into a game. He’s so bad at commentating I’m actively trying to avoid the games he’s assigned to
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Only thing left for him to do…
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It was the fuck around of times that led to the find out of times
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Vibes: Saturday morning ☕️ with a twist 🌀
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Check the date 🤣
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bruh
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
👀
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Inflation origin story
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Facts are the only thing that matter to AI. It will be interesting to see if everyone keeps lying about everything as AI continues to progress and becomes ingrained in our lives.
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
How is it that a magazine that focuses on the music industry is the only media doing any real reporting?
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Gobble Gobble
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Spot the difference
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
“Through state-sanctioned violence”
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ThoughtSmith @thoughtsmith.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🤣
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