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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat

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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Thank* you. I've been making that joke in my head every time it's crossed my dash 🤣
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If a grown-ass human being decides they want to dress up in a costume, dubious quality or no, and knock on my door? You bet your ass they're getting candy. Trick or Treating is for everyone
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beenba's a bounty hunter, his signature weapon is a B'ha blaster
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you ever hear the one about the host who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the Kool-Aid for the party? There was no punchline
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sisko Toast
Alt: Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko, lowering himself onto a couch, and toasting to the camera with a crystal glass
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*One time* I had the wherewithal to ask one of these kids if they ever wondered whether their church might see more value in making them feel isolated from society, than whatever slim possibility that someone new might attend? Mostly I'm not that clever, and they just get a stern "No thank you."
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do love a good Croiss-Ent 🤣
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Corwin of amber
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have that pizza cutter, and it is unreasonably good. Like, it *should* be a nightmare to hold, and ready to snap apart at all the weird joins, but it is both surprisingly ergonomic, and very sturdy
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The plague "disappeared" after centuries because we developed germ theory, and antibiotics between massive, population-devastating outbreaks.
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because that's where all the cool (Ghost) Bears end up
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...I stg, if no one at the table makes/made this connection, this post will get back to one of them somehow, and Brennan is gonna have to sit in a dark room for a minute
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cataclysm was *way* better than it had any right to be, and it is a travesty that it was ever considered non-canonical
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who told you these rumours? Was it the grink?
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I enjoy, but rarely re-play 9/10 games. I have *thousands* of hours in 7/10s
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The four nations lived in harmony, until the prepstrap attacked
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Moon's haunted
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The four-panel format misses the best visual part of the gag where there's a pause as Dot looks at a hopeful Prince 🤣
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jubilee brings an Asian-fusion dish of her own devising. It's not 100% clear what styles of cuisine she was attempting to combine, and the result is most charitably described by Beast as "A bold choice." Gambit is *convinced* she's pranking everyone, but Rogue keeps telling him to hush up
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I described it to my partner as "What if Toy Story was an adaptation of the Velveteen Rabbit," and *same*
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I dunno, the fact that Young Sheldon exists at all might hang lower
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's gotta be a tie between cackling my way through The Grudge 2 after Sarah Michelle Gellar took a header off the top of the hospital, and my then girlfriend taking me to see Brokeback Mountain having previously described it to me only as "a cowboy movie."
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!"
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This Deeply Serious™️ girl is Mindy. She's been a great comfort to us after we had to put her 14 year old brother Flip Flop down just recently, and I hope she can be the same to you
The deeply serious white, and tan face of a Pitt-Husky mix peeking over the arm of a grey couch from behind a pillow. Deeply serious brick-headed baby wants to know what you're doing in the kitchen without her
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What are we expecting people to do, walk away?
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like to sweep the leg with a good "How often do these conversations result in new congregants? Have you considered that your church may see equal, or greater value in having you experience near constant rejection by society at large?" Fully "You *are* a victim, just not the way you think you are"
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus as a coyote
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The trick I've found for layers is laminating your dough, and only pressing straight down, rather than rolling them out. YMMV, and there's definitely a balance to be found vis a vis not overworking them thay way, but that made a huge difference for me
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When picking our daughter's name, I ruined one of my ex-wife's picks with nothing more than a simple gesture. Turns out the name Sadie Grace becomes anathema when paired with Italian hand talking 🤌
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Right?! It's the same thing with dudes who say they'd've gone pro if they hadn't blown out their knee in highschool. My brother in Kobe, if your body *could* blow out a knee at that age, then you were *never* gonna be good enough to play at that level
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The historical overlap of arms, and armour is such that if your paladins have access to full plate, then your rogues should have access to muskets
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
God has very little to do with what happens in a closed kitchen 🤣🤣🤣
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Picard, his eyes squinting, his beard unshaven
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As a former chef, I promise he means it both ways
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I spend a lot of time talking to dispatchers for work, and a couple of them tell me that I'm their favourite. Pretty sure the only difference is I hit them with a "Hey, how's it going," before launching in to what I need from them
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Safety regulations are written in blood," and with food safety especially, the blood they use is that of children, the elderly, the medically vulnerable, and above all, minorities
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The other Gail tell only lies. One door leads to a paradise of stompy robots, and people making pew-pew noises at household pets. One door leads to an endless archive of assertions about pop culture so masterfully distorted they will surely drive you mad. You may ask one question
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mine's the "Legally Blonde/You Never Asked." When a character that is, or would normally be useded for comedic effect is *devastatingly* competent at something that is both plot-relevant, and counter to type
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
...I don't know why, or how to explain it, but this is the most effective thing you could have come up with to sell me specifically on reading your books
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's fine, though. Now he can eat all the asparagus he wants, and no one can tell the difference
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Having spent time working with and for various food banks, the near unanimous response from those organizations would be "So what?" Even without the morally bankrupt idea that they should decide who "deserves" food, it would cost them so much more to prevent so-called fraud than they would ever save
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Meme of Syndrome with over-text reading "When everything is America, nothing will be"
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somehow I suspect that, when it comes to this *particular* pretty lady, you've never once played it cool. I think it might be working though, 'cause you seem to run into her a lot
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A vote for Gail is truly... Awesome 😎
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a thought exercise, you could cut some of the cinematography for time, and 1 might become an all-timer of an episode. It is not a great movie
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I saw it for the first time at a very formative age, so I'm not entirely sure how well it holds up as a film, but that's probably true of most Trek movies. It's worth worth a watch, if only for the meme. And Ricardo Montalban's chest 😅
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To this day, "Nooklear Wessels" is in rotation as a vocal stim. I firmly believe that 4 is the best TOS film, with 2, and 6 occupying the rest of the podium. 3 gets honorable mention as background for 6, and the less said about 5, the better. 1 is certainly a movie that exists
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We have always been in a meeting with Eastasia
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Biblically-accurate feline
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Several Neuroses in a Trenchcoat @thoughtlessform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I like the implication that, since his face is purple, but his legs aren't, he's Serious-Posting™️ in a full body fetish suit
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