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thouartalive.bsky.social

@thouartalive.bsky.social
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I, translate stuff sometimes, write codes sometimes, always like reading (or honestly, mostly listening to) books & watching TV shows, & like Iran, don't believe they have it in them to even make nuke weapons after 30 yrs of trying: get your hand off it.

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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oooooo! Odium! They're used to aggressive, they don't know how to deal with passive aggressive. "I understand being called a bitch but I shan't stand being regarded as a piece of work!"
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Spongebob Squarepants: Snob Rich
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants: Snob
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
😄
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
😄 Sonic freak
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a white hat with the words for the big baby written below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a white hat with the words for the big baby written below him
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
😄
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That's scientifically true and it will be the first one you draw and it will have your personal touch and it should be enough because there is nothing really new under the sun. I've heard comedians say they do this. Literally call and ask around if anyone's done a certain joke. 😀
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
😂
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a bald man with a beard is wearing headphones
Alt: a bald man with a beard is wearing headphones and laughs
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
☺ 🤩
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For a person to cry a river, they have to hydrate so sea level should remain the same because we don't produce water inside us, it has external (earth) source.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is that why the sea level is rising?! Console him!
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a cartoon of a man and a woman standing next to each other on a balcony .
Alt: a cartoon of a man and a woman standing next to each other on a balcony .
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
😃
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
🤨
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a cartoon of a man with flames coming out of his chest
Alt: a cartoon of a man with flames coming out of his head
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
😂
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Cancel him and the parade.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Because we're snobs & renounced our natureness to be there overlord. Probably.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
404
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Not swallowable. 😀
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a woman is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` not today , not now , not ever '' .
Alt: a woman is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` not today , not now , not ever '' .
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ha
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a man standing in front of a brick building with a caption that says " did you hear me ? i said omar coming
Alt: a man standing in front of a brick building with a caption that says "did you hear me? i said omar is coming. Let's get out of here!"
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Free your mind or flee your mind.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Noir, no problem.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Where you gonna run to! You ran to devil at every turn and did everything he wanted you to. Isolated yourself from the world because devil had your back, you had his power, you backed genocide and economical terrorism for him. Where you gonna run to now.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Truth
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They chose Shepherd’s Purse Soup for the occasion.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
What were you looking for when you found Lunarowan's outdoor storage.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
OK
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a woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee and says i 'm just going to keep on smiling
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup of coffee and says i 'm just going to keep on smiling
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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a cartoon character with green eyes is being touched by a woman
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Is that a 🍐? 😀
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Extended vacation at the pedo resort. I wonder why. On an unrelated note, how many underage girls "work" at the spa now that Trump's best friend is no longer there to steal them from under his nose?
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
They're not exactly the same size. You're being racist. All blue gummies look alike to you.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy standing next to a Purple Guy who is wearing a mask.
Red Guy angrily asks, “Why are you wearing a mask?”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy reaches into their pocket and says “I have a note that explains it”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy hands Red Guy the note

Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy reading a note that says “Because fuck off you nosy bitch”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/12/2025
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
They're doing end-of-year performance review of their enemies?
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Nowadays, you could do 10 terrorisms a day without even realising you're doing it. In UK being against genocide and in US against ethnic cleansing is terrorism. The word means nothing but pain in dictators' behind now.
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Netanyahu Is Visiting Trump For The FIFTH Time This Year But it would be antisemitic to suggest that there’s anything strange about the US president meeting with the Israeli prime minister more frequently than with any other foreign leader on the planet. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/netanyahu-...
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Netanyahu Is Visiting Trump For The FIFTH Time This Year, And Other Notes
Reading by Tim Foley:
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Prince John needs to collect his taxes more often. Lots of expenses.
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a cartoon of a king and a snake with the words taxes written on the bottom
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Probably. 😀
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Are not that dumb.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Have you watched it? Who watches this and thinks that's my role model right there. She's so cool! bsky.app/profile/whit...
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Nothing bad happens to bad people. They're vaccinated.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
She somehow knew this would happen.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The poster girl for this was making a music video and predicted pri@ks. It's not her; It's an absurd character in a music video. Just shows you're not concerned with the truth when there's a chance for rage bait.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
As war profiteers try to manufacture consent to bomb Venezuela for oil, remember in 2018 Venezuela sent 200,000 struggling American families across 15 freezing states 45 million gallons of free home heating oil. They continued this program from 2005 to 2009.
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I love reading ghazals of Hafiz to bits, like I love reading Sa'di and other Persian poets. They're so romantic and gentle and sweet and everything and I can't get enough of them but when I read them in English they sound a bit like sycophantic overpraise. 😀
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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For Christmas: Jesus’ Life-Giving Breath and Persian Love Poetry
By Juan Cole for Informed Comment In Islam, God is thought of as sending a succession of human Messengers, each with his own dispensation. I say “his” because most Muslim thinkers believed that the…
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thouartalive.bsky.social @thouartalive.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Counterproductive. You might even get sadder about not being happier.
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