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The Thotty Chemist

@thottychemist.bsky.social
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41 🏳️‍🌈 NSFW. My alt for all accounts I can’t follow with my other account

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Chicago Vers Couple - Seattle 10/12-10/16 @chiverscouple.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq
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brogressive overload @meatballjake.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Idc if you’re a top or a bottom, the better question is are you Cindy or Brenda
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What unfortunate timeline placement. @diablu.bsky.social @wielderofthekey.bsky.social
A skeet that says “my pussy HURTSSSSS” followed by a Skeet from a different user that says “my feet HUUUUURRRRTT”
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
At what point is it ok to wake my husband up so I can get my birthday treats?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When I was 13 I was chased by a group of boys and slammed into a brick wall for being gay. Even after all the stitches, those spots in my eyebrow will never grow hair. Also, under my eye is a scar from being hit in the face with a piece of shale while I was swimming.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s my 42nd birthday today
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Y’all, why are there so many thrift shops in Wicker Park?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’ve noticed that the majority of my likes are not from mutuals. So if you’re one of the few bloomfies who’s always there for me know that I appreciate you
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
An oldie but a goodie for #FCF
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
How your #FCF posts find me
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I got “the stoner” which is the furthest thing from me irl
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I ground up some whole cloves because I didn’t have ground to bake with and the cloud made my tongue go numb. Is this what it feels like when bottoms use Swiss Navy?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I only own one vinyl but I just saw two posts in a row that made me curious for player recommendations
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
There’s something about taking a nap with your pooch after watching a matinee of “Good Boy.”
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It was a rough day at work and all your beautiful photos made my day better
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Garbage at The Salt Shed in 24 hours!!!
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@hornyfaggot.bsky.social I randomly found your Reddit today! What a small world
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh no! I missed #FCF yesterday
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One of the four Chord Overstreet Playgirl photos has been uncovered and goddamn
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Anyone in the Chicago area going to see Garbage at The Salt Shed next week?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Happy #FCF
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Living for the twink behind Derek Hough and his uncontrollable facial expressions
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Considering going out to Grant Park for Taste of Chicago but I need this contractor to get here and finish my bathroom first
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
As a forensic expert I understand that people do not respond to trauma in the way people expect. That does not stop me from not believing Lauryn Icari’s response to finding out the identity of her stalker and that kills me
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ChicagoDomDaddy™️ @chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Rumors are unreliable but be careful.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ugh. The bots are back
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Post a movie gif from the year you were born
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I’m gonna say around 2
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I love when Snapchat tells me I have a new friendship flashback and it’s a nude
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Boba @handle.invalid · 14/08/2025
Bottoms deserve the world.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I’m a 5. Seems to work for me.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Wait, this can happen?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I don’t post face because of work but if I did that whole “post you at 21” trend would be an excellent example of twink death.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Happy #FCF
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
On a plane and I barely fit in the bathroom. How do you all get undressed to take pics in there?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Neighbors? In 12 years in Los Angeles have you ever seen a neighbor?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
So, are we gonna gerrymander the shit out of the blue states or are we gonna keep getting steamrolled?
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@pinkponysub.bsky.social
A woman praying next to an ocean sunset with the caption “finger lickin’ good implies the existence of toe sucking evil” attributed to Socrates
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A piece of gay history died today. Rest in Power Terence Stamp.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I ain’t afraid of Law Roach or whatever it is the Ghostbusters said
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I just realized a bunch of my favorite profiles haven’t been showing up in my feed. If I just went on a hearting spree on your skyline it means I missed you
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Fuck JK Rowling Pass it on.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
“You gave me your heart now I’m here for your hole” - Kpop Bottom Hunters
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
MCR ticket prices at Soldier Field are criminal.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The local restaurant has blueberry ricotta pie and this Italian American faggot is so happy
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
And now I’m friends with Sam Star.
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Utica Queen just walked by me #MarketDays
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The Thotty Chemist @thottychemist.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Of course the Metra is late for our trip in to Boystown.
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