AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got a tv last Friday and have been really into tubi original movies. Last night I watched a horror movie that’s basically a budget version of barbarian where a woman jerks off her creature son to completion and it was a solid 3 stars 020
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Going on shark tank to sell my new magic mirror that shows you what you’d look like if you drowned 20 years ago to Kevin o Leary specifically 050
Reposted by AUDRAUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Lemme feed you… 815340
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Opposite of girl dinner where it’s a big steaming bowl of crap and it’s called girl gruel 020
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One of my favorite recent ones was “what if a man came back from the future and told you that you had to kill your least favorite brother to save the human race in your time, which one are you choosing?” 010
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My favorite thing that I’ve been doing lately is presenting really convoluted and long winded hypotheticals that have exactly one acceptable answer to my friend and he fucking hates it 020
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Marvel should hire me to write them a story about a ghost rider that is a chimpanzee and not a man 150
Reposted by AUDRAAUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Found this old photo of ol’ Aunt Margot. She so crazy, miss her to death!! 052
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Found this old photo of ol’ Aunt Margot. She so crazy, miss her to death!! 052
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Does the phrase don’t beat a dead horse imply that you should beat a live one? 030
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Found two more safari shinies today, and I will not be posting them, because I’m making a big video on my yet to be made YouTube channel that will be coming shortly, so WATCH OUT 140
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Two safari shinies fo today. Caught both and named them BurtReynol and Sasuke respectively 030
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Thank goodness I have self control, I almost spent $150 on beyblades last night after watching a video of a man building a launcher with a lawnmower ripcord 000
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I keep accidentally throwing rocks at different pokemon and I’m sure that’s why I haven’t found anything since last week 020
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Have Hatsune Mike posted up behind all of my games w/ the hope of him bringing me some kind of luck. It hasn’t worked yet but who knows I’m desperate 181
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Caught this, and then when I tried to save I got a save failed error, which I have never seen in my like 20 years of playing on this cartridge. Rest in peace Burger King, I hardly knew you, but you will never be forgotten. 120
Reposted by AUDRAフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026he puts me through so much bullshit man 534755
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The long pause at the end was me laying back with my head in my hands, I hate this bird 010
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Taking a break from searching for a pink hypnotic tapir by hitting some bullshit 060
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Went to a metal show because some said there would be pits and I got so hard I passed out. People were just beating the shit out of each other there it was bullshit 010
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It’s mew day which is monumental, not because of mew, but because it was the day we discovered that South America exists in Pokemon. My favorite regions: Johto, Unova, Kalos, and Chile 131
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Accidentally broke my 6 year old netherite shovel last night, it’s like a cherished loved one died in front of me 040
Reposted by AUDRAlake effect kid @mattenloe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If you're a money haver and want to do an immediately tangible good thing, pay off Kat and Andre's legal bills. It's a middle finger to this fuck ass fascist administration and a serious amount of help to people genuinely trying to make the world a better place. I know some of you follow me! 01514
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 22/04/2026If anyone at my job wants to contact me they should have to do it via one of those vibrating coaster things that they have at chilis, like that one episode of king of the hill. I don’t want these people to have my phone number anymore 070
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My Kalos headcanon is that tipping literally every NPC was phased out between XY and Z-A because the Kalosi government decided to start paying their workers a living wage 160
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 11/03/2026In the last month I got sick, moved apartments, read 5 books, started baking, and now I’m sick again. 161
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Voluntarily opening the comments on every Instagram reel I watch to give myself a hyper-lethal dose of Hitler particles. “Oops time for bed, let me see the dumbest mother fuckers that have ever lived hash it out with primeval slurs to force myself off this shit” 030
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Beautiful blonde twink with curly hair that everyone is obsessed with is exposed to nihilism for one hour and becomes evil. A tale as old as time 030
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I lied I didn’t wanna drive all the way there today I’ll get it tomorrow whatever 030
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I got more things the other week. They didn’t have redwall but they ordered it for me and I’m picking it up today. The black book is Frankenstein. Also proof that I exist despite it all 040
AUDRA @thotbugatti.bsky.social · 22/10/2025He’s never seen a rotom phone before, he’s a baby just born 130