THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 15hI got this T-shirt at Goodwill for $6.19. If you understand it without Googling, you are cool. 191
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Just so you know, the Prince Fielder rip card I pulled in 2007 is still intact. As of last year, it’s old enough to vote. #CardSky 082
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026MILES TODAY: 5 2026 MILES TO DATE: 930 No money today, but I did find this Magic: The Gathering card. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026These three bags of shit, Rodriguez, Jeter, and Ortiz, singing the praises of my team. Fucking phonies, turn off their show and listen to the radio. 110
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sorry to my fam Keshav. He has Milwaukee roots but reps Cali. Absent my team, I would cheer for his Padres. Bittersweet. 010
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Went to my high school’s open house tonight with our prospective 9th grader and was disappointed to see that my photo was no longer hanging on the wall. Now I know how the 1993 soccer city champions rate. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 06/10/2026MILES TODAY: 5 2026 MILES TO DATE: 920 And I found a $20 bill on the ground during my run. Good omen. 050
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Principal is out tomorrow, so *I’M* the principal tomorrow. Buckle up. 010
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Watching “When Time Ran Out” on TV. There’s a part where they study an active volcano by lowering themselves into it in this pod. It kind of broke my brain, even 5-year-old me was like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT?!?! Paul Newman in the pod, sweating furiously, pure evil. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God, I love watching the Idaho Vandals playing soccer in this airplane hangar stadium. I try to catch a game every fall. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I remember dude. Awful uniforms, helped us lose 106 games. 010
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey, completes a page, too. Hard to believe this isn’t Joe Torre at his most diabolical, per Topps. Might not even be top 3. 020
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OCTOBER COMIC THREAD The Witching Hour #64 (1976) The third story was the best. A girl whose mom was a witch gets revenge against bullies and teachers. Cover story was so-so, a university student gets caught cheating, he challenges the snitch to a duel, soon leading to skeletons, naturally. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Stop2End Ten times a day now. Bastards, every single one of them. 110
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Makes sense that it was Alec Bohm. He’s 4/5 of a Boehm, after all. Most don’t even entertain dreams of such power. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat’s baseball cap. 000
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Super sad to hear about the untimely passing of PAC last night. Here’s some video I shot on Saturday at All Out as he was preparing with the Death Riders for what no one knew would be his final match. Prayers and comfort for his loved ones. 1142
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We were right off the Death Riders’ tunnel, got to see some cool behind-the-scenes stuff. 100
THORZUL @thorzul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The man-on-the-street quotes from this story are absolute gold. 010
