thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026devon corp is too cowardly to answer my emails they wouldn't do shit 110
thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i am both a factory head and a frontier brain and i never hear the end of it from Certain People so i must make light where i can 120
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thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026spilled so much ravioli down the sink i'm being challenged by arceus 100
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thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i'm the only one who knows it's almost halloween. nobody else has considered this yet. 100
thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026it won't work on me. you haven't considered my resolve. 110
thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i am siphoning your autism to make mine stronger by the way 100
thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 13/07/2026morton monday or something. do you ever feel like your personhood is contingent upon your ability to be relatable but then if that's the case maybe you'd rather not be a person but rather something much closer to a machine instead 110
