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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
Actually, EVERY bit of your makeup should be done with your face as relaxed as possible, and YOUR EYES SHOULD BE OPEN. You may need to move your brows. You may also find that moving them using a fingertip gives you a lot more control over your situation than using your face muscles
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
it sounds nuts but it's the way to get the little details symmetrical
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
Everything that has two sides (so, your whole face) don't linger on one of them. You do one thing on the left, immediately do it on the right. Every stroke like this
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/10/2026
It's actively insanity inducing to be a survivor and a feminist right now because in the face of the sheer ubiquity of sexual assault and the lack of consequences for it, we're all being besieged by demands that we think of the rapist men, forgive the rapist men, cleanse the souls of the rapist men
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
and it's even in Texas...
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
Remember not to stretch your lips over your teeth while applying lip liner. Your lines might be straight and even under flexion but when you relax your lips again, you'll find that you've drawn a different shape
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
it is so funny watching a cat hiss with a completely calm and normal facial expression
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
My cat came to me pre-loaded with terrible cat-to-human communication skills and so she used hissing as a very low-stakes "no" and she is slowly learning that people understand other kinds of "no," but sometimes when she's busy and I ask her to move over she still hisses and spits at me lmao
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
cursed
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I Animated YOUR Style Swap Ideas! (100K Special)
YouTube video by TESTMACARONI
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
it's so "funny" watching ppl who exploited me being like "see? you CAN get a job" and then they point at me working myself quite literally to death at the only job a person w/ my specific disability can hold without getting fired for having the symptoms, which pays less than a third of minimum wage
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 03/10/2026
My concealer has stayed on for 24 hours. This also means I've been at work for 24 hours
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 16/09/2026
I respect the man even if I don't respect the art
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 16/09/2026
since 2 cars have caught on fire in my city so far I'm just going to say it STOP LEAVING POWER BANKS IN A HOT CAR
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 16/09/2026
he was also pretty loud about Ukraine, so who is he even fooling???
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janekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the thing i hammer relentlessly whenever people ask me for advice on how to get into fitness is "do something small every day for two months and see how you feel" because that's how you teach your brain to associate between "doing the thing" and "oh wow the thing had a Result! i should do more"
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 11/09/2026
blessed by that one pair of pants that actually flatters my body shape, tragically the only pair of pants I have that even does that
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 11/09/2026
having a lot of feelings about the fact that taking a break from this account had a ton of people checking to make sure I'm alive but it's also like stealth challenges in video games where you're right behind the guy (on a public alt) without being seen or heard
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 11/09/2026
is it too soon to finally pull the "blessed by a good wig" joke out
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 11/09/2026
/2 I can't change your doctor's mind, but as a premed student I firmly believe that we should just be learning to operate on bigger bodies instead of expecting literally every single fat patient alive to lose weight to be allowed to get life-saving treatment
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 11/09/2026
I promise, being a fat liberationist and refusing to venerate weight loss does not inherently mean refusing to recognize that we live in a deeply fatphobic society where we're expected to go through unnecessary suffering to access basic necessities that weren't built or organized with us in mind 1/
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 11/09/2026
oh I missed this lol I can't have soda but I will RUIN a spicy lemonade
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
Opening one singular suggested reel on Instagram seems to permanently fuck up the way the app treats you. It will start trying to drown out your family and friends and show you endless slop
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
I wish it still was, but if you're really unlucky with the draw, you have to hit that "don't show me Threads" button and the "stop suggesting Reels" button and the "I'm not interested in this" button every week if Instagram has determined you to be in a certain demographic
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
I can tell you a huge contributing factor as to why. People literally don't know how to get off of the "recommended" feed and see their "following" feed on instagram any more. (for anyone skimming the replies, tap the word instagram at the top of the screen)
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
for anyone new here I'm also just gonna get ahead of the obvious and easy misconception and remind people that I'm staunchly against the idea that weight loss is "necessary" to transition or pass as any gender the gym is also not for weight loss ime
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you look at it purely from a logistical perspective, protests make the most sense in urban environments, but a lot of people live out in endless swathes of unwalkable suburbia, and with a lack of public transit, if you don't live near where a protest is taking place, you have to drive.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Why aren't Americans protesting more" From a British perspective, it's because every aspect of American society is either accidentally or intentionally positioned to make popular mobilisation and meaningful societal change impossible, so they're doing pretty well, all things considered.
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
that's basically my world too so I feel for them
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
and wash your fucking makeup brushes...nasty....
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
tons and tons of minimal / tolerable effort still adds up to measurable results you don't need to force yourself to be completely miserable, but you also don't need to completely write off the idea of making any effort at all?
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
But that's really my point, like. You don't NEED to be blessed by genetics. You do need to sort out dysphoria from internalized misogyny and get them into separate buckets bc some of you are like "I will die if I don't have the same ass as this random persian on the internet" but um
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
as an artist: bluesky's not half bad, I strongly prefer it to other platforms as a makeup/skincare content creator: lmao this website is fucking dead man
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
Skincare and haircare were the examples I had in mind when I wrote the longer version of this post / this shorter version here but I'm ngl I also think people calling my gym gains "good luck" is a prime example I don't even have a super hardcore routine, that's why I have stuck to it for 8 years
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
like this isn't the specific discourse that inspired the post, but one of the cheapest things a girl can do to give her skin some love is quit smoking or drinking it has a NOTICEABLE effect on the face in a lot of people, it's also a lot of hard work that should be recognized imho
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 24/08/2026
not even, like...there's a lot of stuff broke girls have been doing for ages and people are just kinda tacitly refusing to try ?
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Received this in the mail from the very kind and highly skilled @joantoonz.bsky.social It’s the first ever mail I’ve received addressed to Bea Billany. (There were lots of other stickers and a kind message included)
An envelope addressed to Bea Billany with a sticker depicting Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh saying “yous trans-gendah? dat’s cool” covering the address
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 23/08/2026
(with a knife pressed against your neck) AND YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR FUCKING MAKEUP BRUSHES
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 23/08/2026
Seeing the term "blessed by genetics" getting thrown around by the community to refer to people who are clearly actually putting a lot of work in is fucking killing me
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 17/08/2026
If it was Sarah Saxon tell her to shove it for me
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 14/08/2026
omg
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 14/08/2026
I keep finding a podcast and it turns out to be hosted by a mutual of mine
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 14/08/2026
if it's from a female surgeon in Austin, avoid her at all costs
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
now, I could say "bluesky is nothing but traditional crafts, bird and insect photography, horny furry esoterica, middle-aged transsexual existentialism, and dragon-themed sex toys" but I understand the nature of opting-in
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 09/08/2026
he probably still uses the discovery feed
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小仙女 @uhandreak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
some of us questioned datacenters and video before it was cool
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 09/08/2026
People love to presume that I'm not consistent in my politics and they'll be like "oh if you ACTUALLY cared about the environment you'd be mad at tik tok and not just AI" I actually think the amount of daily use Tik Tok gets is also not good for the environment and do not use it myself lmao sorry
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 08/08/2026
Yeah, that's why I get them and tailor the waist to be smaller. I'm too tall for anything else to actually be "high waisted" on me but people who don't realize that curvy people need to tailor these won't buy a size up so that the hips/legs fit properly!!
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 08/08/2026
yeah
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 07/08/2026
Hi, are you functionally unable to do something because of a traumagenic illness that nobody really understands or respects? Do you want to feel even worse about it? THERAPY with a WHITE CIS PRACTICIONER with NO EXPERIENCE IN YOUR LINE OF WORK might be the product for YOU!!!
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TT @thornhawthorne.com · 07/08/2026
the average uber/lyft customer is not who you would really expect to be paying over $40 for a 5 minute ride
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