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Thor Maksudian

@thormaksudian.bsky.social
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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader

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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lighten up, Francis.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The President just called for the murder of millions of Americans.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Steve Martin of tortoises. IYKYK
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John Wayne Gacy also moved ethical lines.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You don’t know what the word consistently means. Or how many pitches there are in a typical game.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you see how close that was? You think that was a bad call?
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is dumb. Every major paper does hard core journalism and every paper does fluff. And the Post did fluff during Watergate.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Slurp
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL. Nope.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone here is enjoying feeling righteous rather than understanding that coffee can in fact be too hot.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s too early on Monday for this moron.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck off you twat.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are so many examples of incredible wise like this, I don’t understand why reporters don’t bring them out all the time. “Mr. Scott, you recently said that the state of California is taking children away from their parents because they didn’t use the pronouns the state wanted. Why did you lie?”
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stroke, do your magic!
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’s actually Mary Tyler Moore.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not baseball.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That covers it.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Update: Doug Eddings was the replay official for the Michigan game. All makes sense now.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, Western Michigan got royally screwed.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
President Donald Trump signs an executive order allowing murders of people he doesn’t like.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Natalie needs to stop using ChatGPTrump.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s incredible how easily and how often Canadian politicians have been brutalizing the Trump administration.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What will we do?
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally, real reporting on mentally unfit Trump: Wall Street Journal: “... Shows Signs of Slipping” Newsweek: “... Gaffe-Filled Interview Raises Eyebrows” NY Times: “... defends his mental acuity” Oh, never mind. Those were headlines about BIDEN. The media are still pretending Trump’s brain works.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bingo.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Parity doesn’t mean everyone wins equally. It means there’s a level playing field. There is not a level playing field in MLB. This is indisputable. Unions are great and billionaires suck. But you’re wrong on this issue.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Counterpoint: “Nope”
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In summary: it’s soooo easy to do.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s not even a thing anymore. It’s like ghost Deadspin.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does anything anyone says in those hearings matter one wit? That was rhetorical. The answer is no. It’s all performative.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now do trans athletes and voter fraud cases.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sounds like a dry run in a place where they figured nobody would notice.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She liked everybody. She fucking hated Trump.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That may be the worst pitch I’ve ever seen.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it… “Hit-ler” Dammit.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Even though it has worked for decades and hundreds of millions of votes have been cast by mail, we will agree to your bullshit reasoning.”
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You just argued that Mamdani is now a member of Al-Qaeda you absolute douchebag.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The no votes are a scam. The Republicans have the votes to confirm the criminal. Don’t get fooled by Collins and Murkowski. When they do the right thing it’s only because they know the wrong thing is already securely happening.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Jonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall Street
ALT: Jonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall Street
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You may very well be right the Cubs don’t have what it takes. Rojas is a solid prospect but No. 63 isn’t an untouchable for me. It’s not like Gleyber Torres. The team execs believe this team can win it all.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Reporter: “Okay, can you show me where Hungary is on a map?” Trump: “Get the fuck out.”
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kind of dumb of them not to have any Game 7s then from 2020-24.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If the next 3-7 seasons don’t matter then it doesn’t matter if they keep Rojas then does it?
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wouldn’t go that far. Rojas isn’t close to being a top 10 prospect even if he was the Cubs’ No. 2.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Holmes as a rental for a top SS prospect is borderline nuts. But Cubs were intent on rebuilding their staff and Holmes could be very good for them.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“ nobody talks about the good things Hitler did.“
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
WTF, Hoerner blew off an obvious challenge on strike one that would have walked in a run and then flew out weakly. #cubs
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The story here is that Kennedy knows Trump is a lying piece of crap and doesn’t give a shit. 
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Never have him on the air or ask him another question again. The title doesn’t grant him knowledge of any kind. Problem solved.
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Thor Maksudian @thormaksudian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That headline is cold, man.
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