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Theodore L. Rivera

@thoobn.bsky.social
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I play TTRPGs and occasionally shitpost. "Gazing into the nexus and drawing out only the hottest bullshit." — @whomstbastank.bsky.social 33 // he/him // aro // ENG/SPA // Autistic // 🔞 to be safe

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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i would say that they should make transbian puppy play colonialism simulator they should make transbian puppy play war crime simulator but that's just playing od&d with the girlies
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
red blood, from the sea a flood black ink, our enemies do sink yellow light, against all we fight green food, we claim for the greater good silver claw, so we may descend into the abyssal maw
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
turn undead table but the result is arousal (or straight up orgasm if high enough level) call that turn on dead
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
un poco tarde, pero bueno
meme de drawn together que dice "levantate persona homosexual" pero la persona homosexual es Kamen Rider Zeztz y en vez de levantate es MEZAMERO
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sword world fans be like: i can excuse changing gamels but i draw the line at taking away our fantasy slurs
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Holland @roaldseth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I can make it worse WHILE pushing my vision," he says. 【 From Wax Wings, Fall 】an Age of Magic #TheAdventuresofElliot fanfic ・Hildebrandt/Ikarus ・Rated E, Friends to Enemies to Lovers Whump ・5.2K words, 1/2 Chpt ・ONGOING Refer to AO3 for exact tags. Fanfic 🔗➡️ archiveofourown.org/works/920400...
Graphic to promote a fan fiction for The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales. It uses an edited image of one of Gustave Doré's woodcuts for Dante's Inferno of two demons falling. In golden text against the black and white illustration, it read: "From Wax Wings, Fall" (title), "an Age of Magic Adventures of Elliot fic," "Explicit, Hildebrandt/Ikarus, 1/2, 5.2k" (Rating, Pairing, Chapter number, and word count), and a brief excerpt underneath that.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
nintendo direct in a few days, will team asano finally surpass gaben valve in knowing how to count?
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
incredibly funny for expedition 33 to come out the year before i turn 33 anyways happy birthday to me about to get fucking gommaged
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hearing that VtM 6e sucks isn't surprising. After all, there's already a perfectly good RPG for struggling against your inner beast, it's called Mothership.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
broke: Hope and Fear is a bad name for a splatbook because those are game mechanics in the game woke: Hope and Fear is a good name for a splatbook because it accurately describes my feelings on the obviously terfwizards-inspired campaign frame possibly listing terfwizards as an inspiration
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Far Wanderer @whomstbastank.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Princess Heuria is a woman who might have become a mother to me.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
due to foxgirl celica being a thing apparently, there's a non-zero chance that shadows alm will be a hyena due to the cat/dog software/hardware meme, and i will be CACKLING if that happens
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
since team asano already made spiritual successors to final fantasy (bravely), romancing saga (octopath), tactics ogre (tristrat), and mana (elliot), they should make a spiritual successor to dissidia in this essay i will
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sponge @goodass.dog · 06/07/2026
after almost 16 years my time with id is done as layoffs ravage everyone across the companies. i'm going to be fine money wise, but if you have money to spare, donate it to the game worker hardship fund! uvw-cwa.org/hardship-fun...
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Game Worker Hardship Fund
Who is eligible to apply for this fund?This fund is for game workers in the US and Canada impacted by record layoffs & other hardships in the games industry within the timeframe of January 2024 to the...
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
smad that there's no elliot pr0nz yet like. you'd think the spoilers would make good smut, but nah
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Nice Footpaws @ionotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One of the furry community's originals, Roz Gibson, is in really big trouble. She is in kidney failure, and needs a donor, so please reskeet. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1138...
I’ve thought long and hard about making this post, but really, at this point, I don’t have much to lose. Desperate times, and all that.

TLDR version: I need a kidney transplant, and I’m looking for a donor. Read below for all the gory details.

Since late 2019, right before Covid hit, I’ve been battling a serious illness. I’ve been kind of cagey about what exactly is wrong, for a number of reasons, but here’s the truth—I’m in full kidney failure.

There is no history of this in my family, so when the symptoms began appearing I didn’t recognize them until it was too late. By the time I went to a doctor my kidney function had dropped into the single digits. Most kidney failure is caused by diabetes or high blood pressure—I got some weird kidney disease I can’t even pronounce and never heard of: Oxalate Nephropathy.

By adopting some dietary changes and careful monitoring, I was able to limp along with reduced kidney function for several years. But you don’t appreciate how much your kidneys do to keep you healthy until they stop working. There’s constant fatigue and nausea, and a general feeling of unwellness that never goes away.

But eventually I lost even what minimal function I had left, which left the end of the line for kidney disease: dialysis. As of this point I’ve been on dialysis for about 3 years. Let me tell you—dialysis is its own special kind of hell that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.But even that is just a stop-gap measure, and my condition is continuing to get worse. Despite this, I’m trying my best to live as normal a life as possible. I’m extremely lucky I have a job that’s willing to allow me 9 hours a week for dialysis, so I’m still working. On weekends I work on my art and comics, and one or two days a month I do my volunteer work at the bird-banding site. I can even travel to see my family—if I arrange for dialysis at a local clinic ahead of time.

All of that is done while trying to deal with the symptoms of kidney failure. I’ve known 4 people who were on dialysis—none of them worked or really did much of anything, and at this point they’re all dead, which doesn’t really give me a lot of hope for my future.

Which brings us to the point of all this—I desperately need a kidney transplant. That is the only thing that will give me a chance at a relatively normal life. I’ve been approved and on the transplant list for a few years, but the waiting period in California is very long. By the time I get to the top of it, I may be too sick to get one. Right now I’m still in relatively good condition, comparatively. A transplant from a living donor lasts much longer and is better in every way than one you get from a deceased donor.Unfortunately, everyone in my immediate family is too old or has other health problems that preclude donation. So this post is a desperate attempt to find anyone willing to donate. I realize donating a kidney is a lot different than giving ten bucks to a GoFundMe, but as I said at the beginning, at this point I don’t have much to lose by asking.

Here is the living donor site: https://www.uclahealth.org/medical-.....t/living-donor

You can inquire and even arrange to donate completely anonymously if that’s what you want. Hopefully there’s a Jack Salem fan out there who wants to see the stories (and the artist) continue for years to come.

That is all.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
HOLY SHIT is that a motherfucking The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales reference???
List of references: april fools boop from tumblr, a pair of wedding rings, sanic, navi, dark matter from kirby, yoshi and baby mario, frozen man meme, captain america with his shield, kunai with chain, demise from zelda, this is fine dog with the house on fire, a big h, philadelphia, nagito komaeda, airpods, red mage
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
how to run a ttrpg campaign with a constant presence bbeg like strahd: make them into pjackk
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 24/06/2026
20 Minute Sketch Commission for @thoobn.bsky.social - Elliot himself from The Adventures of Elliot! #TheAdventuresofElliot #エリオットの千年物語 #VGenComm #art 🌟
20 minute sketch of Elliot from The Adventures of Elliot
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
mao from the adventures of elliot without her cat ears captioned with "oh the misery"
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the eternal struggle of ttrpgs is getting people to play anything other than d&d 5e only to realize that indie ttrpg discourse sucks balls and then you're back to square one because why would you ever expose your friends to that?
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
me waiting patiently for elliot asset rips to obtain twink death spoilers
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🦋 hiraya @cordatumcape.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#エリオットの千年物語 #TheAdventuresofElliot elliot sketches now that i've finished the game! what a guy
A colored sketch of Elliot from The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales. He is a young man with light skin, white hair in a half-up ponytail, and azure blue eyes. He wears a red hat and red scarf. He has a small scar on his forehead.A sketch of Elliot shooting an arrow mid-backflip.A sketch of Elliot wielding the Ouroboros sickle and chain.A sketch of Elliot doing the shield toss + sword animation from a certain strategy game.
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Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com · 21/06/2026
Reminder: Dark Horse Books and @square-enix-games.com present the Octopath Traveler TRPG Rulebook, officially published in English for the first time, coming in October! Pre-order your copy: bit.ly/4sVeB0R
Cover of the Octopath Traveler TRPG Rulebook
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i'm so smad i can't commit to more games rn because of my big move, but at least classic traveller has saved my soul
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
when pride month is over, this time it won't be wrath month, it'll be envy month with all the transmasc envy me and the boys get from team asano's newly curated Elliot
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
thoobn is a silly way of saying Thuban, or Alpha Draconis
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yup, that's Elliot. You're probably wondering how he got there.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
bravely second found dead in a ditch meanwhile various daylife fans are feasting
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"Professor" Chris Mitchell @professormitchell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Grab your swords and rods! The 2026 Four Job Fiesta is now underway, raising money for Trans Lifeline! The event lasts until the end of August, so you have plenty of time to get your runs and donations in. Official website: www.fourjobfiesta.com Tiltify campaign: tiltify.com/+four-job-fi...
An unofficial logo for the 2026 Four Job Fiesta, created by yours truly.
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Qtp w male chara u love seth bravely default
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seth bravely default wiping the sweat off his brow
Alt: dark haired sailor wiping the sweat off his brow
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
if clair obscur did one thing right, it was capturing my expression when i see things that are considered retro nowadays
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a man with a beard is standing in a room with a lot of confetti flying around him .
Alt: A man with a beard is standing in a room with a woman shriveling into nothingness.
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
999 from June's perspective:
A YouTube thumbnail of Hoots Hootman and Caelan Conrad's video "2 hrs of shoving Titanic facts down my best friend's throat"
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
close enough welcome back roflcopter
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Nagito Comeculo" — @virgilioastram.bsky.social
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The idea that fiction "normalizes" behavior makes intuitive sense until I think about how I have fun watching people get murdered in video games for hours a day but if I saw a dead body in real life I'd throw up and cry.
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working on pigeoncommissions @pigeonsponge.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hi everyone, I'm opening commissions! If you are interested, please fill out the form here - forms.gle/68LJYhtS7YVv.... The form also includes the contract. Thank you so much! Have a good day! #artcommissions #commissions
A graphic containing multiple sections for declaring that there will be commissions and the types provided. 
In order from top to bottom:
- A title proclaiming "pigeonsponge comms!!!" and that all numbers represent USD.
- Two types of portraits being sold - waist up for 50, full body for 70, with possible additions of another character for 30 or a fancier background for 30
- More general illustration requests being offered at 20 dollars per hour
- Emotes and PNGTubers being offered for 20 or 30 dollars based on complexity
- I will not draw explicit NSFW or do text heavy graphic design
- Payment will be through Ko-Fi, google forms will be the intake, and 1/2 the money will be due after the sketch is formalized.
- There's a large bird here. Where did that come from?
- pigeonsponge@bsky.social and pigeon-sponge.tumblr.com
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Emergency commissions. Simple stuff, no revisions please.
3d render of digdug running with a box of medication. "That little shit digdug stole my meds now i gotta do emergency commissions: fliers, pamphlets, titles, other stuff? NO REVISIONS"
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
the game i'm most excited for this year comes out during pride month
Lonk from Pennsylvania saying "I'm Lonk from Pennsylvania."
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
they should put seth bravely default in kingdom hearts and no other bravely character it would piss everyone off and be hilarious at the same time
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
me when they serve that twink oiled-up
Rean Schwarzer in chains but with laser eyes and a grin.
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Sunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com · 15/05/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but you can dispense water through the Coke freestyle machine a few seconds to dump out the contents of the other syrups in the chamber before getting what you actually wanted
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i assure you, when i say "penis exploding device" i mean the possibility of Yoshitaka Amano doing art for both Fabula Ultima and Sword World 2.5's localization
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
so it turns out players can play without game rules but game rules can't play without players, but most of the ttrpg community wants to convince you otherwise for some reason?
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
happy birthday to a depressed twink who studied the blade but somehow has more game than me we stan frfr
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Theodore L. Rivera @thoobn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'll believe John Harper is gonna "save" a Kickstarter with a """stretch""" goal once I see actual proof that there's any effort going into it. Remember all the unfulfilled stretch goals from the Blades in the Dark Kickstarter? Remember his response to that?🙃
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YellowTealPurple @yellowtealpurple.net · 28/04/2026
A Comprehensive Introduction to SWAPCIRCLE - watch if this is your first time hearing about this art-based game! kaddie.space/swapcircle/
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The creator of He-Man is suffering from dementia and his wife had to set up a gofundme to fundraise despite the fact that Amazon MGM is releasing a multi-million dollar live action adaptation of the franchise this year www.gofundme.com/f/support-ro...
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Donate to Support Roger Sweet, Creator of HE-MAN, organized by Marlene Sweet
My husband, Roger Sweet, is the creator of HE-MAN and MASTERS of the UNIVERSE. He… Marlene Sweet needs your support for Support Roger Sweet, Creator of HE-MAN
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