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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who is Michael Angelrow?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who is Wavy Gravy?
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Epic! @epicxd.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Starting all over again
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is The Brady Bunch Movie?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is a Nesmith?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What is a stare guitar?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What is the magic helmet-torch, the metal helmet with a candle on it to light his way through the dark reaches of Mr. Slave’s intestinal tract?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is Bootylicious?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is a Stubbed Eel?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is The Back of Mormon?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is When Harakiri Met Sally?
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I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had that once staying in a hotel Yreka. It was Taco Bell being delivery. I was first insulted having to look at Taco Bell food, but more insulted the delivery person thought me, in the end room at the 🏨, closest to the Taco Bell, thought I ordered for delivery from 50 feet away! Who does that?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is Hawk-Eye Bow-Tie?
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I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone with a fucking monkey mourns the loss of Jim Bakker and his "Dear God It's Good" Creamy Potato Soup sold by the bucket!—👩‍🔬:Did you ever find anything else your money would eat, Holly?—👩:Dexpan™ Expansive Demolition Grout for Concrete Rock Breaking and Removal from Home Depot, but then he 💥—👩‍🔬:😢
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is Patty Cake?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the ugly coyote?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is Maximum’s The Word?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who is Abe Vigoda?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is a card alarm?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What was the throwing of the shoe?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is great curve balls of fire?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m sorry Holly but all I can think about when I see this post is that porta potty and how you have to climb all those stairs to use it and how did they get it up there and why😳🤔😵‍💫😁
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What are blood brothers?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know, Holly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could get more for the wood than the scrap metal. And I bet who ever bought it would come get it.
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is pluclean the strings?
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I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is: #ThisUserIsNot allowed, 👩‍🔬, on your app Holly uses to add fucking bunnies to any image or GIF?—👩‍🔬:it's because you don't to pay to use it: $1M per bunny added and I wanna be a Billionaire—👩:how about extending me a line of credit of $1.2B—👩‍🔬🤔:OK—👩and there's 1,200🐇🐇—👩‍🔬🤗👩:I made it!
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is the path of least resistance?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is my butt and your face?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is Nutopia?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who is Meg?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow they did take a lot, that’s great.😀
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d be curious to see how much of it they take. They might take it all, the governor just put his house up for sale so they’ll want to keep things tidy 😆
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is Kayakastan?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It looks like a lot of work for two hours, how many were there?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is a deal with the devil?
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Nick @gardenwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Autumn Equinox #bloomscrolling #night #photography #bluelight
A photo of a pink rose of Sharon flower with rain drops on it. Taken at night with a blue light shining on it.
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is Polite D. Shysenhower?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is the coach of the breaking bad news bears?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s exactly how I got rid of my parents old spa that was unusable and had been originally lifted in with a crane decades before. It made quick work of it, sliced it up and carried away the pieces, no 🏗️ needed.
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who is Senator Knievel?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What is a Fluvalupe?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What is Nutopia, It is a country with no land, no boundaries, and no passports, it has no laws other than cosmic laws, Anyone can become a citizen by simply declaring an awareness of Nutopia, The national flag is purely white, representing a surrender to peace and love?
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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey Pete, how do you feel about an out of shape rich kid who used his daddy’s friends to get out of the draft posting pictures of himself desecrating the uniform of those who did serve? Any thoughts? Or are you gonna need another shot of testosterone for that?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We go is the popemento?
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I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's not about winning, 👩‍🔬—👩‍🔬😡:I hate losing—👩:it's about campaign expenses, self-funding, small dollar donors, AIPAC money, and finally—Holly's position on AI is humans are dumber—👩‍🔬:consider Holly as an example of that—👩🤗👩‍🔬:we agree, and then there's DONALD TRUMP. bsky.app/profile/imth...
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I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven't worked a day all year. It's why I'm running in CA-54 as a write-in, as denoted in this fine, made by AI, promo poster that should do very well on Bluesky. I also will decline any salary, but expect expenses covered, bc I don't want to lose my SNAP and Medi-Cal.
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is potato?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is a hula hoop that keeps falling to your ankles?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is raising your hand?
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thomsalzman.bsky.social @thomsalzman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is a stink bug?
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