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Thomas ✌️

@thomofass.bsky.social
3.8K followers 1.4K following 1.7K posts

🚫*NSFW*🛑 I am naked, please knock. Just tryna make some sense in a word that has no ends 🧩🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼🐈🐈‍⬛🧁 🇵🇸

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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see me in Palm Springs this weekend, please say hello 🙂‍↕️ I’m beggin. I can absolutely promise the experience will be so much better for the both of us than messaging me later to say you saw me but were too shy 🫂
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just thinkin about stuff
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Tiramisu Terrorizer @bongosbinted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 Keep me in the car I’m gonna travel across the world without you 🎶
A screen cap from some Fast & Furious movie scene talking about family with lyrics from Carly Rae Jepsen’s Motivation superimposed.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And though I might be brighter, I will not be shy again
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am really all that i’ve been looking for
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bricked up and yearning.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dawn’s in trouble. Must be Tuesday.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A brief moment of your time
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Beachpeachnude @beachpeachnude.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re into that sort of thing
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my favorite shade of orange by Thomas Evans on Apple Music
Playlist · 29 Songs
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re into that sort of thing
music.apple.com
my favorite shade of orange by Thomas Evans on Apple Music
Playlist · 29 Songs
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orange you glad?
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’ve met me at a very Hot Papa time in my life
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s find out how many versions of Goodbye Horses I can listen to in a single day.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know, I was being silly 🫶🏽
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did you mean love the socks? Cuz yeah, me too! 😌😌😌
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thighs are up here, Bud 🙂
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Browned Butter Cinnamon Rolls. V Good. Best batch I’ve probably ever made.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had to see if it was giving chalupa or gordita
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For now
static.klipy.com
Xanpeus Discord Mischievous Emoji
ALT: Xanpeus Discord Mischievous Emoji
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yesterday Morning
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ill let fate reveal herself if she so chooses to
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I might use bsky in browser mode for a lil bit. See how that feels. I miss shit posting my silly little thoughts.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you. I feel seen 😌
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reactivated because I saw a hot guy eating Taco Bell on the internet and the internet told me I could find his nudes here and honestly, worth it.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel like I look 38 and I mean that in the best way possible. What a gift is it to age. To grow. To discover newer versions of ourselves. To once again fertilize the seeds of hope.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🫰
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you’re shy about it, like this post 🙂‍↕️
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I appreciate it! Yeah, I’m good. Just trying to minimize screen time is all.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ty 🫰🫂
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mutuals, if we know each other like that you're welcome to ask for my number.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna be deactivating for a bit. If you wanna stay in touch you’re welcome to follow me on IG @ thomofass.
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🔥 @spicydrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday
A selfie of me laying in bed with shorts and no shirt, showing my hairy chest and belly, my arms are raised showing my hairy armpits, my bearded lower face is visible.
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Mijo Galán @mijogalan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh this happy trail? G’head. Follow it.
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Drew Green @drewgreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looks like somebody's been bit by the Y2GAY bug! 🍆👽💖 Join my patreon at the Pinup Sticker Club tier by 11:59pm September 3rd (Los Angeles time) to get this hunky millennial sent to you! Patreon.com/drewgreen
The September flyer for my Pinup Sticker Club patreon reward. The sticker design features a hunky fellow with a silver flip phone, crop top ringer tee, bead bracelet, techy watch, purple and platinum shades, a white bucket hat, and chunky sneakers. His skin is adorned with tribal-style tattoos. His legs are provocatively opened, but his private bits are hidden by a blingee-style eggplant emoji with an alien face. The sticker is presented against an indigo Swancrystal Wonderswan handheld console, for vibes.
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every ad is ai, every flyer is ai, every YouTube thumbnail is ai, everyone’s profile pic is ai, our president is a senile old man entrenched in ai psychosis, academia is being cannibalized by ai, massive data centers polluting communities for ai, ai is being used to build a panopticon camera network
Lisa Frank style girl in bathing suit sitting on a surf board with a chihuahua surrounded by palm trees a lighthouse pink sky and a dolphin in the water. The caption reads: yes, the horrors are indescribable, but you’ve got to serve.
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I say “he’s my clown dad and I love him”
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We owe you, Wormers! And we always pay our debts!
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It helps to reframe
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dog and bunny
Drawing of a puppy with a pink bunny and the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
  🐠 🐡      🐡   🐠       🐡         🐠      🐡                   🐡  🌱🌾     🌱🌾
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That pot is so cute!
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hahaha fuck, this got me
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shower time 🙂‍↕️
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cawmle Appo Cwisp
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Thomas ✌️ @thomofass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let’s go! I’ll buy you a strawberry sundae and if you don’t like it that’s ok, I’ll finish it.
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