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Thom LaZucchina

@thomlazucchina.bsky.social
1.7K followers 2.6K following 378 posts

Big-ish dicked reluctant bear-ish type. 50. “Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive. I want to wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive.” 18+ only. Buffalo-ish, NY

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reading City of Night for the first time since a lit class in college. Was weeping 3 pages in this time. 30 years ago I thought it was would be a great project for DiCaprio. Now, if one of the streamers doesn’t do it as a limited series with Connor Storrie, a bunch of people will have fucked up.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I hate that this needs to be said, but the one thing that guarantees I will never subscribe to your fan-page is posting AI pictures of yourself with a celebrity on instagram. It is especially vile behavior when the kid has only been famous for about five minutes. Cock pics for attention.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The I Love LA group chat must be in an absolute shambles this morning. They have to be seething!
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My first two cock pics of 2026. One of them has a bit of a pop culture inspiration. IYKYK. I haven’t posted for #FCF very much lately because I’m just incredibly bored with my own penis (and taking essentially the same pic over and over.) #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Connor Storrie, with age, could play Don Draper, Walter White, or Tony Soprano. I’m not sure any of those guys could ever have played this role. I don’t think we should underestimate what this kid is accomplishing simply because it’s a bit of a glossy show.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
“Sceney LA gay guys” is brutal and absolutely perfect.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Spoiler alert-ish: The most cynical yet realistic thing that happened in this episode was the relationship dynamic switching almost immediately when the professional hierarchy switched. This further proves what a dumb, evil asshole the friend from episode three is.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Guys, please do not break up with a wealthy, beautiful, 40-year-old professional athlete with whom you appear to have amazing sex because one of your female friends makes you feel bad about keeping it a secret for a couple years. You gently eliminate that friend, and wait it the fuck out! Nonsense!
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
New-ish middle-aged fear/anxiety - being strangled in the night by my CPAP hose. Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Wings? #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now. Proposed captions… 1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?) 2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you? Retweet for #1, Like for #2 #chunky
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
#FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’ve had the song Jump In The River on frequent rotation for 35+ years, but the lyric “like the times we did it so hard there was blood on the wall” still elicits a bit of a “holy shit” whenever I hear it.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Are the two guys that sing in their kitchen with various (mostly heinous) guest celebrities a couple? Google is surprisingly (and perhaps reassuringly) unhelpful on this topic.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
There are three or four guys I follow on here that I am increasingly suspicious might not actually exist as human beings in any traditional sense. Anyone else experiencing this? Not talking about that one guy that runs all his pics through a carwash of filters and AI. Sunny cock pic for attention
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Right now - about a minute ago. This humidity has my bush bushing the fuck out. Drenched. Wish I had a friendly mouth nearby (I never say shit like this. Can’t pull off the vibe at all.) #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Enjoying all of your 🍆🍆🍆 while I water the 🍆🍆🍆. Here’s a recent pic of my other 🍆🍆🍆.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I haven’t taken a pic with some cute boxers in quite a while. #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
#FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Is anybody watching Overcompensating? I have thoughts. Cock pics for engagement.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Curved #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A bit sad for Gay BlueSky that the impressive bouncing hog that has captivated much of NFL BlueSky all day today has not broken through over here. Oh well…
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Is it just me or do guys that transition from legit fashion models to content creators fall into two categories with no middle ground? Category one being those that are shockingly boring at the sex, and category two being those that are so filthy/piggy as to make one gasp. Fresh pics for attention
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Wondering if the young gays are playing REO Speedwagon when they wear those thick, 1980s style gold chains that are everywhere all of the sudden? This is not a criticism. I think they look hot, but I am feeling a bit ancient. I draw the line when they bring back Chaps (the cologne, not the garment.)
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’ve been fairly lazy with the pics lately, so as a bit of a Throwback #TBT here are some pics using household products that probably shouldn’t be anywhere near your penis as reference objects. I aim to fulfill my picture taking responsibilities much more faithfully going forward.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
All those hump day pics have me glistening right now!
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I was looking at pics from about a year and a half ago, and I must say, I really fucking love this t-shirt.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Shiny #monochromemonday
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Throwing a little wiggle into it for Friday #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I just found out that a newer porn guy grew up in my general area, and aside from being 🥵 🥵 🥵, let me tell you, the sound of his voice/accent in his scenes has me absurdly aroused. It’s like every beautiful, is-he-or-isn’t-he, vaguely gay, drunk-kissing, coy jock from college is on the screen. 🍆🍆🍆
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Greased as fuck on this snowy Sunday afternoon. Nothing better to do.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is this a lot? I can’t think of an appropriate acronym, but Happy Saturday nonetheless.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Tom Brady coping so poorly with aging that he decided to do THAT to his face is tremendously enjoyable, TBQH.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’m officially “thinks that Sabrina Carpenter Dunkin’ ad is a bit much” years old.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It’s my birthday later this week, and I’m so fucking old, but I’ve been religiously moisturizing my dick every day since my late teens so at least one thing is holding up okay. 😂
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Doing a marathon of season 2 this morning, and, once again, if anyone happens to be friends with this dude tell him I said hey (and show him my pics.) Thank you.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
#FCF Not going to get into the story behind this one, but I’m sure you get the gist.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This year went by far too quickly.
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Soft and soapy #SCS
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Signed up for a month of Netflix, for the first time in years, to watch the football games tomorrow. What else should I watch this month? Cock pics for engagement. Happy Holidays!
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Attaching a screenshot of this sad old tweet with the same pictures included. The message still holds. Maybe someday this will actually work. 😂 #FCF
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This should probably start going around again, right?
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Finally created an “alt” on here, but it’s just to follow a bunch of NFL accounts. To mark the occasion here are some cock pics with an approximation of the team colors. Really hoping I don’t accidentally show my junk to the mafia. 😂
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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A really old one. #FCF
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