The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026guy at the bowling alley who will probably steal your shoes 370
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026downside of being a pleasure Dom is I keep fucking my partner until her brain melts and she passes out and then I have to finish by myself. 470
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026See if you can guess my job by looking at the way my torso tans. Happy Topless (and bottomless) Tuesday. 130
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 28/05/2026it's almost #fcf little appetizer for your scrolling needs 1190
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I think I'd be able to cover the whole thing in two. 010
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 24/05/2026corporate wants you to spot the difference between these two pictures 120
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Ohhh alright, I'll even throw in a chest hair update 2142
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I got day drunk today but more importantly my tits are getting furry again 290
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026usually I tell the automod labels to fuck off when they mark my underwear pics as sexually suggestive but I'll give them these ones 3143
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026hey so I could really use some help if you have *anything* to spare. I would really appreciate being able to get this heart surgery done c/a: $thomasterstl V: Frankenmeyer 💕💸 11922
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Mine turn a really cool color in the light 010
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I would like attention and/or money and/or just the sloppiest head 1101
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 04/05/2026proof of jim I forgot how painted on this shirt looks 170
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I forgot to post my new underwear over here no wonder y'all don't like me anymore 140
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 28/04/2026long hair has me feelin extra hansom today idk 371
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 22/04/20264 leg days a week are really paying off imo happy wagon wednesday 191
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I'm back to being able to deadlift myself please clap 140
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 24/03/2026been a minute since I've been super active on here do y'all still fuck with big hairy dads for tummy tuesday 170
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 14/03/2026happy Friday the 13th love dad 080
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 09/03/2026fucked my back up at the gym whoops 040
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 08/03/2026dad went to the jim late today sorry 030
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 0223
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 02/03/2026the return of the tiny shorts 2130
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 23/02/2026the dick print in these pants needs to calm down 150
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 23/02/2026late night jim session ✔️ made wife cum like ten times ✔️ sleep ❎️ 060
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026first gym trip since my heart put me in the hospital 171
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026oh, my heart decided to forget how to behave and I almost died. Had to get defibbed twice. NBD. 120
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026You but no face (Quote with JUST ur body 💪🏼) 0161
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Hey Bsky, let's do a Topless Tuesday for old time's sake 1151
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025after not hitting the gym for a year it's very gratifying that I can still do this 040
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Let's see if I still remember how to thirst trap the skyline. 1101
The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 09/12/2023someone tell this spilled milk not to cry over itself 1191