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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre

@thomaster.bsky.social
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36. he/him(bo). CA: $thomasterstl Venmo: Frankenmeyer Polyam, Bisexual, Communist, strictly 18+, frequently NSFW MDNI

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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm bored check this out
himbo flexes his neck while extending his long thick tonguehimbo stretches luxuriantly his bulge sure looks tastyside view of an erect himbo in boxer briefs
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
dad's back
a chubby himbo flexes his right arm in green boxer briefs and nothing else
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
guy at the bowling alley who will probably steal your shoes
a himbo with a freshly shaved face and a cigarette in his lips glances at the camera from an undisclosed location
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
downside of being a pleasure Dom is I keep fucking my partner until her brain melts and she passes out and then I have to finish by myself.
himbo in shorts in side profile with a massive dick printhimbo in a yellow shirt squeezes his bulgehimbo in profile with his fat juicy bulge on display
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
See if you can guess my job by looking at the way my torso tans. Happy Topless (and bottomless) Tuesday.
a topless himbo with a slightly tanned left arm in profile don't look at his bulgea shirtless himbo with a VERY tan right arm in profile seriously don't look at his bulge
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
it's almost #fcf little appetizer for your scrolling needs
a close up of an obviously erect penis in zebra patterned pantshimbo does a side flex and his bulge is huge and juicy himbo in grey boxer briefs. his cock is prominent and juicy lookinghimbo gripping his cock through his boxers
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I think I'd be able to cover the whole thing in two.
a large hand with black and purple nails completely envelopes a steering wheel
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
corporate wants you to spot the difference between these two pictures
the Venus de Milo
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm bored give me attention
himbo gripping his prominent bulge invitinglyno longer gripping it but the dick is printinghimbo leans forward, bringing you closer to that bulge
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ohhh alright, I'll even throw in a chest hair update
sweaty himbo in a croptop that reads FAT BOY SQUAD" flexing his bicepthe same himbo in the same croptop but now you can see his hoochies and veiny handit's that dang himbo again but he took his pants off and his bulge looks juicy him a fourth time but this is just a closeup of his tits and tummy. Hair is returning to it.
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wide Wednesday second attempt
sweaty himbo shoulder flexunderwear double gunshimbo in gray underwear invites you to look at his massive thighs and fat assnaked himbo cleverly covers cock with towel
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I got day drunk today but more importantly my tits are getting furry again
himbo hands painted black and purple. A gold wedding band on the left and a hockey mask ring on the rightdrunk himbo rubs his neck shaved himbo belly and titshelf, but the stubble grows
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
usually I tell the automod labels to fuck off when they mark my underwear pics as sexually suggestive but I'll give them these ones
himbo in gray boxer briefs with visible bulge smirks down at the camera with his arms raised over his headsame himbo same dick print flexing the double guns from a low angle
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
hey so I could really use some help if you have *anything* to spare. I would really appreciate being able to get this heart surgery done c/a: $thomasterstl V: Frankenmeyer 💕💸
Screenshot of an estimate for my heart surgery tomorrow that's almost 6 grand I don't have
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
went jim
himbo in gray blxer briefs flexes both arms. His bulge looks extra juicy imo
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mine turn a really cool color in the light
eyes like amber in the sun
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I would like attention and/or money and/or just the sloppiest head
hairy sweaty himbo invites you to examine his armpithairy sweaty himbo doing his usual big shoulder movehairiest sweatiest himbo flexing both arms jn tight blue briefs
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
proof of jim I forgot how painted on this shirt looks
himbo in tight gray underwear flexes the double guns with messy hairsame himbo flexes his traps check out the bulge whewbroad himbo with veiny hands and a topknot preenssame himbo same topknot big titshelf and thick arm
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I forgot to post my new underwear over here no wonder y'all don't like me anymore
himbo in gray briefs that say "hello" and hug his thighs quite nicelysame himbo flexing the double guns with a small smile.
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
nap time
himbo with long wet hair in his facethe same himbo but he swept his hair out of his eyes
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
hey chat the titshelf is back
himbo doing a side flex of his pecs and left bicep wowee he's big todayhimbo flexing his traps his hair is a messhimbo in a black stringer with painted nails flexes his right armhimbo in a black tanktop flexes his left arm
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I know you do
edited screenshot of ash saying "I come and goon"
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
long hair has me feelin extra hansom today idk
himbo with a top knot and a slutty moustache looks up at the camera in a black tanktop
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
got sweaty
a himbo with long messy hair poses in a mirror in a black stringer and sweatpants the same himbo but this time he's got the tiny shorts on and his right arm looks bighim again but with big left armyou won't believe it it's him a fourth time and his shoulders are huge
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
4 leg days a week are really paying off imo happy wagon wednesday
himbo in a tight black tanktop and short shorts raises his left elbow over his headhimbo in the same outfit flexes his big biteable bicephimbo in a blue jockstrap shows off his frankly obscenely large thigh musclesame himbo same jockstrap but this time it's from the right
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm back to being able to deadlift myself please clap
breakdown of a workout on the hevy app showing I lifted a total of 50,810 poundshimbo in tiny shorts and yellow stringer with a manbun rests between sets himbo in a yellow stringer flexes his trapshimbo in a yellow tanktop that matches his previous stringer flexes in a mirror while smiling
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
been a minute since I've been super active on here do y'all still fuck with big hairy dads for tummy tuesday
a shirtless hairy himbo in tiny blue shorts flexes his right arm. Those hand veins are going crazy wowshirtless himbo flexing his traps and smirking
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
gn chat dad loves you
a man's veiny left hand with blue painted nailstired himbo flexes his shoulders
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
happy Friday the 13th love dad
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
fucked my back up at the gym whoops
himbo with painted nails flexes his shoulder and neck invitinglyshirtless himbo flexes his traps while he tries to ignore the bulging disc in his back
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
dad went to the jim late today sorry
himbo in jorts and a red tanktop flexinghimbo in a red tanktop and mask flexing
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A bearded Japanese man saying "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense."
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I would like $20 please
himbo flexes his shoulders
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
the return of the tiny shorts
himbo in tiny shorts and a black stringer rests between setshimbo in tiny shorts and a black stringer flexes his traps himbo in 5" shorts and a black stringer flexes his biceps freshly showered himbo dares you to bite his shoulder meat
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
good workout today
himbo flexing his trapshimbo flexing his tits and bicelfreshly showered himbo shows off the shoulder definition
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm 36 today 🎂
himbo in blue flexes his right armhimbo in blue flexes the double gunshimbo in blue flexing his trapshimbo in blue tries to recreate a picture of venom he saw but can't remember the exact pose but check out his tricep
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the dick print in these pants needs to calm down
himbo in zebra pants that prominently display dick outline
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
late night jim session ✔️ made wife cum like ten times ✔️ sleep ❎️
himbo in black flexes his trapshimbo flexes his right bicep himbo flexes his left bicep and right forearm
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
proof of jim
himbo in a yellow stringer flexes his trapshimbo in yellow flexes his left bicep
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
first gym trip since my heart put me in the hospital
himbo with painted nails and big shoulders flexes for the camera
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
oh, my heart decided to forget how to behave and I almost died. Had to get defibbed twice. NBD.
fuzzy himbo lifts his yellow shirt to reveal the burn mark on his chest that the defibrillator pack left on his titty
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I've still got it
himbo flexes his right bicep and left forearmhimbo flexes his left bicep and right forearm
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You but no face (Quote with JUST ur body 💪🏼)
black and white photograph of a mostly naked himbo in just a jockstrap flexing his chest and arms
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
gm dad's tired
a barely awake himbo with blue and black painted nails hits a rainbow colored vape while taking a bathroom selfie. He's wearing long johns because it's only 5 goddamn degrees.
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hey Bsky, let's do a Topless Tuesday for old time's sake
bearded himbo with his arms crossed over his muscular hairy chest showing off his blue and black painted nails
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
after not hitting the gym for a year it's very gratifying that I can still do this
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Let's see if I still remember how to thirst trap the skyline.
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Phantasm lookin ass
The Tall Man in Phantasm during the graveyard scene
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
found it
Zack Sabre Jr. telling Lance Archer to "please 'member me when you excrete me through your anus"
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The Thomas Chainsaw Thomassacre @thomaster.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
someone tell this spilled milk not to cry over itself
milk that got on the counter while my wife made a bowl of cereal that looks like a frowning face
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