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THOMAS PRIDE

@thomaspride.bsky.social
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Writer, satirist. Purger of parliament.

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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING - As Chinese leader Xi Jinping pays a state visit to the White House, human rights groups call for more democracy and freedom of the press in the tightly controlled autocracy. China also under fire. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
BREAKING: President Donald Trump to sign executive order to rename paedophilia as americophilia. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh, so Nigel Farage does believe in second referendums then?
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hang on! Count Binface has pledged to get rid of VAR if he becomes PM. I'm off to Clacton to leaflet for him. Farage is cooked! @countbinface.bsky.social
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
re. Epstein. Rich people rarely go to jail. Prison is for poor people only.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We are living in a panopticon prison. And the owners of the prison are a handful of billionaires.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just discovered Americans don't put butter on their sandwiches. If I was condemned to a lifetime of dry, butterless sandwiches I'd be going apeshit crazy shooting up schools, bombing the shit out of people and threatening to invade Greenland too.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Donations from private companies connected to private health services to Wes Streeting ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
NEXT WEEK: Iraqi insurgency – the best swimwear
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Top 10 HOUTHI fashion hits and misses.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
BREAKING: US to launch air strikes against home furnishings group IKEA in President Trump's bid to eradicate the spread of radical bland, gold-leaf-free pine flat-pack furniture in western Europe. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Make America Sane Again
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in his inauguration speech in 2019; "Do not hang my portrait in your offices. The President is not an icon, not an idol, or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision." No wonder Trump hates him so much.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Quick history quiz from the year 2057 ... Who mistakenly said; "This will be a short military operation that will last just a few weeks"? A. Vladimir Putin on Ukraine? B. Adolf Hitler on Poland? C. Lyndon B Johnson on Vietnam? D. Donald J Trump on Iran?
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A. Your local B. The nearest C. One that serves the best champagne.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Quick survey! If Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Elon Musk were drowning and you only had time to save one of them, which pub would you go to first?
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A national survey in 2012 uncovered that 26% of Americans believed the Sun revolves around the Earth. 1 in 4 Americans think the Sun orbits the Earth. They can all vote. I have severe dumb American fatigue.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Spokespeople for Trump's administration have openly said in TV interviews that taking Iran's Kharg Island will be "like taking Iwo Jima" island in the Second World War. The U.S. suffered nearly 26,000 casualties in their battle to take Iwo Jima island. Do these people even read history?
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
BREAKING: Reports US President Donald Trump mulling releasing more Epstein files to distract from his alleged connections with the conflict in Iran. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not satisfied with their endless school massacres in their own country, Americans have started exporting school massacres to other countries, starting with Iran.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
BREAKING: President Donald Trump clears up confusion over his claims war with Iran would never have happened if he had been President at the time he wasn't President, even if he had been President at the time he wasn't President during the Biden Presidency. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's not a coincidence it's known as the 'theatre' of war.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump's order for Iranian military to lay down their arms or face death has fallen on deaf ears. His words would normally be broadcast across the Iranian nation by the VOA Persian service. Unfortunately for Trump the VOA Persian service was shut down. On executive order in March 2025 by Donald Trump
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sir Andrew Cahn in 2011, speaking in support of Prince Andrew working as UK trade envoy, even after Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's links to Jeffery Epstein were revealed;. “Our competitors would give their eye teeth to have a trade ambassador like the Duke of York. I think we get value for money.”
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
UK politicians all earnestly talking now about how awfully terrible it was that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was working as UK trade envoy even after his friendship was revealed with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. At the time, I remember many of them supporting him in that role. #lestweforget
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
BREAKING: Disgraced Lord Peter Mandelson breaks silence, furiously denies reports he kept in close contact with Jeffrey Epstein even after the convicted paedophile was revealed to be a banker. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
BREAKING: Sources confirm after arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor for misconduct in public office the former prince is in fact now sweating. More soon ... #ifkyk
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
BREAKING: Police investigating allegations Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor once had ten thousand men during his tenure as Duke of York. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
All sociology, politics and economics study books written before the start of this millennium need to be rewritten. There is no longer a working class, middle class, ruling class etc. Now there are only two classes. The Epstein class and the rest of us.
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump referred to Greenland as Iceland at least 5 times in his Davos speech. I have severe dumb American fatigue. #trumpconfusion #dumbamericanfatigue
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm no political strategist, but can't help feeling Trump trying to distract from the Epstein files by threatening Greenland is a mistake. It's just gonna remind people he likes going to islands to screw the people there. #epstein #trump #greenland
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
... get a doctor's appointment, the worst and most expensive railway system and the highest cost of housing in Europe. That's the fault of putting these things in the hands of private investors who don't give a damn about UK citizens. Something Reform UK have pledged to do even more of. Yours, Tom
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
... best budget since 1986". Your party is not the 'Reform' Party. It is the 'Even More Of The Same Madness Party'. P.S. 37,000 immigrants may be too many in your opinion. But they're not responsible for over 4m British citizens unable to get a dentist appointment, even more of us unable to ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
...pledged even more privatisation of the NHS and public services, more tax cuts for billionaires, their wealthy leadership have been involved in more corruption scandals than any other major party, not to mention Nigel Farage praising the disastrous Truss budget that crashed the economy as "the...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
... enrich themselves at the expense of everyone else for decades, not to mention literally getting away with no action after being accused of historical sex abuse of children. But your party are not the party of reform. They are the party of 'Even More Of The Same'. Reform UK have ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Dear Reform voters, I don't blame you for voting for reform of the UK. We have the highest crime, the worst health care, education, the most expensive housing and public transport, the worst economic growth, the most corrupt class of people running the country, who have milked the system to ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Question. When did the Right in the West transform from being the people and parties most likely to stand up to our enemies, to fight for their country and democracy, to being the most likely to kowtow and appease dictators? #genuinequestion
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
BREAKING: Atheists left reeling after failure of second rapture prediction embarrassing hundreds of thousands of right-wing Christians around the world proves there probably is a God after all. More soon ...
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THOMAS PRIDE @thomaspride.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk on gun control, 2023 ...
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