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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 09/10/2026
Sacks are 2 pts in our league and Dallas D/ST still got -2 last night.
Cowboys D/ST in my fantasy league scoring -2 last night.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 08/10/2026
This sticker but also the “Jesus Christ Superstar” performance with Sara Bareilles in it came to mind (was listening to it last night)
“You don’t need to worry; everything’s already alright”
*Sara Bareilles*

Sticker with lyrics from “Home” from the “Good Grief” album
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 08/10/2026
Ok, has anyone read “A Canticle for Lebowitz”? Think Mrs. Grales/Rachel.
Biden next to Trump but it kinda looks like Trump is growing out of Biden?
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 07/10/2026
I was running 80+ miles per week and down to the lowest weight of my adult life in 2009 at 33 and was ::almost:: in the lower half of BMI.
My cousins with me in the middle after the Memphis Marathon
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 05/10/2026
It's amazing that someone who was seemingly outspoken about 2016 Trump is now kissing the ass of a shared community leader (DHH) who has devolved into *phobia and racism. As a former Louisville Twitter person said: "make it through a post without glazing DHH challenge"
LinkedIn post: People have been begging David to loosen his grip on Rails or even to walk away entirely for 20 years. Now that he's signaling interest in walking away, the same people are pissed as hell. Smart.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 05/10/2026
Reminds me of
McDonald’s Philippines Chicken McDo
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 30/09/2026
I don’t know, Sara… I’m having trouble feeling it…
Sara Bareilles quote from “Home”: “You don’t need to worry everything’s already alright”
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 28/09/2026
This one for me.
Calvin and Hobbes strip:
::Calvin hammering nails into coffee table::
Calvin's mom:Calvin! What are you DOING to the coffee table ?!?
Calvin: *
Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question of what?
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 23/09/2026
Not bad
Fox Theatre view from our hotel room in Midtown ATL
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 22/09/2026
I guess it’s not too shocking 3.5 miles SW of the University of Florida in Gainsville
Bitcoin accepted sign at a sushi restaurant in Gainesville
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 16/09/2026
So… are everyone else’s FB marketplace ads in FB this deranged
FB Marketplace highlight of a
Mac Mini and keyboard and mouse
Electric cello
Organ
Photo of Mike Lindell
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 10/09/2026
Freeloaders, both of them
Seymour, the fun police at ~14 on the left
Junie, the include me in the fun police at ~4 on the right
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 08/09/2026
Such passive voice
Delta notification:

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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 07/09/2026
This was a built up former trailer-only lot so the edges slope to the fence, and 200’ long lot even with structures and beds sucks. (Especially when battling Tampa Bay heat + trying to find a dry moment to mow and trim for 2 hours… I end up mowing at “lunchtime” lately.)
Pinellas County property land dimensions for our lot 50’x200’Aerial lot overview of a 50’x200’ lot
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 29/08/2026
Threads digging up this exchange between Selma Blair and Kristin Chenoweth eulogizing Charlie Kirk and I guess that’s what such pundits do… give you a refuge for when the cognitive dissonance between your formative beliefs and meeting people in the actual world collide.
Selma Blair and Kristin Chenoweth eulogizing Charlie Kirk in a very anti intellectual way
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 27/08/2026
I clicked on an ad for non-alcoholic spirits (accidentally) because the image was obviously AI generated and I have even more but different doubts about the direction of this alleged business. Or maybe I'm just a little twitchy because of personal experience.
The Sundownner Bundler (of non-alcoholic spirits)
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 26/08/2026
TIL 2 exclusively HA2 cast members plus O'Hara this year...
Brenda Fricker, the bird lady in Home Alone 2 passed away last month
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 25/08/2026
Sleep mlem
Seymour, our retriever mix, close-up with his tongue sticking out asleep on the couch.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 23/08/2026
I think the more likely outcome in Florida is contracting dengue fever, sir
I WANT TO BE SO FULL OF CHRIST
THAT IF A
MOSQUITO BITES ME IT FLIES AWAY SINGING
"THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD"
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 20/08/2026
Have a 90s late night cop drama on Tubi and I thought I recognized the voice...
Acting credit to

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Totally Positive Rush Model
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 20/08/2026
Charlie Crist has lost as an Independent (3-way with Rubio for 2010 Senate), Democrat (2022 Governor race), and also Republican (1998 Senate). I figured St Pete would manage a little left of Blue Dog ex-Republican.
Charlie Crist FB post thanking those who advanced him in the St Pete mayor primary as a Democrat
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 19/08/2026
dafuq
Pizza Hut FB page updated logo with the Pizza whited out
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I'm a 100% blocked left anterior descending (widowmaker) artery
Heart diagram with LAD/widowmaker artery
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 14/08/2026
He's an old boy, but he's puppy at heart. (Ok, he's also been 1/2 grumpy grandpa all his life, too)
Seymour, our white 13 yr old retriever mix, at a specialty vet for cold laser treatment for his back and hips
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 12/08/2026
Seymour wants to know where the pizza bone went on the large Papa John’s pizza.
Our 13.5 year old retriever mix, Seymour, being grumpy about the level of pets received.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 05/08/2026
When you went to daily Mass as part of school.
Dishcloth folded and seemingly rigid on top of mug
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 04/08/2026
do we fkucing do this every other day now?? I thought the tech hypecycles were getting stupid and somehow we've gone 3 orders of magnitude dumber
Yahoo Finance

Stocks surge on strong earnings, Hormuz hopes
Markets are riding the Big Tech rally and some Middle East optimism ahead of SpaceX earnings after the bell.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 26/07/2026
Data and Lore in the hallway
Hat with 

250 years of 1776-2026 🇺🇸
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 16/07/2026
I will not come out for food. I am Tremulus of Dog. Insistence is futile.
Junie hiding from the thunderstorms next to son's PC, under his desk, that reminded me of Locutus of Borg
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 16/07/2026
Reminds me of afternoons avoiding homework
Super Mario Bros Super Show from 1989
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 14/07/2026
What reads like a message from overseas during a war was actually just me stuck at the office/MIL suite 60 feet from the main house during a severe thunderstorm.
Message from wife “Maybe now you can come home?”
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 12/07/2026
If I [don’t] fits, I sits anyway
Our 13.5 year old big white lab mix sitting halfway in a flexible laundry basket
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 05/07/2026
Buff Princess Junie has had a rough [entire summer] with all the boom booms.
Junie, the 60% bully/25% GSD is fried by the fireworks and Florida thunderstorms.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 28/06/2026
Facebook reminding that 11 years ago, I was in a hotel room with the kids, my wife, and my mom with the “aircon” freezing up (rainy season in the 🇵🇭) at 23°C (73.4°F). I have not been comfortably cool since. (Moved to Florida after getting back.)
Dirty Honeywell thermostat set to 23°C
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 27/06/2026
Wouldn’t
Barstool “Would” body scrub
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 22/06/2026
Nothing says conspicuous affluence like spending extra to modify an already overpriced vehicle (Bradenton, FL in this case)
Black wrapped Cybertruck with “spoilers”
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 22/06/2026
What was excellent weather for our wedding 23 years ago yesterday in Louisville is notsomuch in 2026 outside of Tampa. Weirdly feels ok in the shade to me because we were at Mr G’s flea market yesterday in peak sun.
94°F for the last couple of hours in EllentonBench in full Florida sun at Ellenton outlets
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 18/06/2026
I need to somehow get out of here.
If you see chemtrails in the sky over Pinellas County, please report them here .
👇🏻
ReportFloridaskies@floridadep.gov
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 17/06/2026
Completely shocking that a person heavily dependent on government money to recover their multimillion dollar coastal house would also not want to pay taxes for services they "don't use"
Nextdoor post in coastal subdivision: I’m ready to pay lower taxes and have no problem receiving fewer services that I don’t use anyway.
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 08/06/2026
I shoulda gone for back-to-back dates. (I did this Canadian Thanksgiving 2001 for Diana Krall, and the first night was flat but the second night was excellent)
Back-to-back Sara Bareilles dates in Los Angeles
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 31/05/2026
Irony. IYKYK
Tesla and a child “slow” figure with an orange
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 31/05/2026
Having a near fatal heart attack was apparently the more desirable affliction for this [near] 50 year old male, given I’ve seen several dudes go off the rails in ways that give me near fatal secondhand embarrassment
49 year old man quote replying to a bot account because younger blonde woman and “fathernathan” comparing him to sailors who were lured by the sirens
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 28/05/2026
I’m wearing contacts
Me with readers on
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 08/05/2026
Jerry Tarkanian, is that you?
Junie chewing on/shredding an old towel
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 05/05/2026
🤔
Aluminum pan imprint “always support the bottom”
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 04/05/2026
It was two levels of no description for an image of a PSA about not taking in other people's outdoor cats.
[nextdoor] Adrian Heights Posts - PLEASE READ! -
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 30/04/2026
Oh, a *Distinguished* Engineer. Nice
Distinguished Engineer - Search 
United States · Reposted 5 days ago · 69 people clicked apply
Promoted by hirer · Responses managed off LinkedIn
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 25/04/2026
I’m sorry what
AI game ad with a Space Shuttle labeled “Challenger”
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 20/04/2026
Seems like very @502eire.lol content here
Reddit post

FranklinBenedict • 17h
* New York Mets
I just want to say that the New York Mets are now 47-70 since playing "Kokomo" on the day Brian Wilson died last June. The curse no one is talking about.

yumyumapollo • 17h
Tampa Bay Rays ® Top 1% Commenter
Met Sounds
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Stringsn88keys @thomaspowell.com · 20/04/2026
TMI Star Walk
Star Walk 2 notification: 

In your sky
Moon and Uranus will be paired close tonight
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