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Tommy Valdez

@thomasav.bsky.social
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Michigander.

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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 4h
nothing but respect for Anne Hathaway’s letterboxd favs
Anne Hathaway’s letterboxd four favorites include Moonstruck, It Happened One Night, Mirror, and Phantom Thread
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 13h
🎶 Who in the world is Carmen Sandiego? 🎶
The a capella group singing the opening theme to the 90s game show version of where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. 

It features four white men with very 1990s attire singing into hand held microphones.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Making me use my terrible Spanish to oppose Israel’s human rights violations. They did not message me back.
Them: Hola, soy Alejandro. Quiero conocer diferentes opiniones sobre Israel y EE. UU. ¿Te gustaría compartir lo que piensas? Stop2End

Me: Palestina libre

Them: Israel es un aliado democrático de Estados Unidos que defiende a su gente frente al terrorismo de Hamás. Estados Unidos es más fuerte cuando nuestros aliados son fuertes. Estados Unidos e
Israel han trabajado juntos durante décadas para enfrentar el terrorismo, fortalecer la seguridad regional y promover la estabilidad.
¿Estás de acuerdo con Israel?
¿Pudiste ver mi mensaje? Me interesa saber qué piensas sobre Israel como aliado de Estados Unidos.
Me: Fuck Israel's genocide. No hay orgullo en ningún genocido.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait. Remember when Lindsey Graham said the GOP is good because, "We're killing all the right people." Anyway, whatever happened to him?
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gotta block back.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chris Evans smiling at his phone while brushing his hair behind his ear
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mutuals do this.
The bedroom scene from The Night of the Hunter (1955) which features Robert Mitchum giving a dramatic sermon in a bedroom
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Update: The pro-apartheid Michigan Dems are crashing out over @barackobama.bsky.social coming to Michigan to campaign for Abdul El-Sayed. I’m not posting their actual statement. It’s embarrassing. But again @noaharbit.bsky.social and Mark Bernstein putting their fealty to Israel first is wild.
A screenshot of a five panel Facebook post from “Nonnegotiable MI” which features a photo of Obama speaking in front of dual US/Israel flags.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me after accomplishing one task.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jimmy Newtron, eyes welling with tears while dressed as a burger.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who?
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s not let these sycophants for Israel’s apartheid government rewrite history. Biden and Blinken actively violated existing US law to protect Netanyahu and his genocidal interests. Full stop.
A poorly drawn gold star with the text there was an attempt inside of it.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tim Robinson wearing a weird fedora in I Think You Should Leave in the Brian's hat courtroom sketch.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🍁
I'm so pumped for Autumn I'm gonna fill my ass with leaves
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I too late for biceptember?
Me flexing in a cut off tank top.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
List includes: Regent who used $1m in U-M funds to stalk pro-Palestine community members. A lawmaker who used an AIPAC bill to weaponize antisemitism to curtail anti-apartheid speech. An AG who said antisemitism kept her from attending a convention where we nominated a Jewish Dem to replace her.
Arrested Development wizards posing in front of a sign that reads we demand to be taken seriously.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When he asks me to Snapchat verify
Master Shake looking at Meatwad saying I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dice some apple and cook it with the apple butter on the stove and use it for empanada filling. 
A baking sheet sitting on a stove top. With 10 hand pies arranged across it. 
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wanna trade for some pear butter from my trees? 🫶
A hand holding a jar of brown pear butter. The jar is missing a ring because I ran out but I promise the rest have rings.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tweet from brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle):

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just can’t with Scott Galloway being a genocide denier as a family I’ve helped fundraise for in Gaza posts about strange chemicals being sprayed across the region.
An Instagram story post featuring two children in surgical masks sitting on a couch giving peace signs. Text above them reads This morning a strange and deadly smell filled the air and lasted for about six hours. Israel is spraying us with lethal and toxic gases.
They have tried every method of killing and
extermination to annihilate us.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when the ai bubble bursts leaving the environment and economy broken.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was going to try to find a bi flag bicep tattoo but Google was 4 steps ahead of me.
A Google Search for BISEP flag but Google's results say, "Including results for Bisexual flag"
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9 anime to get to know me my9animes.com/en
My nine anime:
Evangelion, Sailor Moon, Outlaw Star, Yu Yu Hakusho, Read or Die, Shin Chan, FLCL, Tenchi Muyo, Delicious in Dungeon
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fun fact: The brat album artwork is a nod to the title sequence from Gregg Araki’s 2007 film “Smiley Face” [starring Anna Farris].
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me every conversation I’ve had this wknd
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ALT TEXT
A tweet by ghoul @realDonaldTrump that reads 
Mike Rogers has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next U.S. Senator from Michigan — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

It features a screenshot of a video of the bloated fascist speaking from behind a desk.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shitlibs stop using AI challenge level impossible
A skeet from Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com that reads
This pretty much captures our insane reality
No notes.

The post features an AI generated video of Trump as a toddler.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month to her and her alone. 💜
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
post this here, @kevintporter.bsky.social, plz
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In 1949, Rock Hudson and Vera-Ellen arrived at the Hollywood Press Photographers Ball dressed as Mr. & Mrs. Oscar.
A black and white photo of Rock Hudson and Vera-Ellen side by side in shiny metallic paint and underwear. 

A man dressed as a civil war colonel is to their side photographing them.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love when these pro-genocide accounts wave a Ukrainian flag as if their fealty to Netanyahu doesn't directly benefit Trump and Putin. I mean, literally the leaders of Israel's right wing apartheid government campaigned on their allyship with both autocrats as a plus for the Israeli regime.
A picture taken on July 28, 2019 shows a giant election poster on the Likud party headquarters showing Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Russian President Vladimir Putin shaking hands alongside another poster showing the Israeli premier shaking US President Donald Trump’s hand. The slogan on both posters reads, ‘Netanyahu: In a league of his own.’ (Likud)
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yuna has it
Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found.

Yuna from final fantasy ten says while holding a pistol.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I only know how to do bear selfies now.
A bald and bearded guy with large wire rim glasses taking a selfie outside of a barn. The sky is vibrant with a golden hour glow.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Having this pinned to the top of the quiet posters feed for nearly a week while ever bluesky employee experiences AI psychosis is just truly 👨‍🍳💋
A pinned post from Bluesky Safety about dogpiling showing up at the top of the Quiet Posters feed.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember how "Stop Antisemitism" said Ms. Rachel was just as bad as Nick Fuentes? Finding out that Pink is reposting their anti-Macklemore content because he said, "Free Palestine" has this clip hitting differently now.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Art Donaldson (Mike Faist) being fed a churro by Patrick Zweig (Josh O’Connor)
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I really did not know where any piece of my life really belongs."
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
💀
@basedgizmo
First Reformed is the kind of movie you make before killing yourself but he didn't follow through so now it's awkward
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Monty Python Roman guard trying not to laugh at “Biggus Dickus”
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spending six years in Northern Michigan definitely changed how I speak. Also, I refuse to believe people say peenie wallie.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me all afternoon to myself: 🌪️
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ALT TEXT
A tweet by @Josh Kraushaar that reads

 JTA: "Liz Fried, of Ann Arbor, was one of the attendees who went up to speak to El-Sayed afterwards. She told him that her children were soon to fly to Israel, and asked if he would support funding for the Iron Dome defensive
system. He wouldn't, she recalled to JTA — a position
he has held in public. "I was upset," Fried said. "He doesn't care
about the safety of my children."
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ta-Nehisi Coates on msnbc looking wide eyed as he says wow that was really racist.
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A screenshot from Pokemon Emerald where an old man tells the player, “Oh! Oh my!
I can see MIRAGE ISLAND today!”
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Katy Tur really doing her husband proud.
Ta-Nehisi Coates saying wow, that was really racist.
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