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Tom

@thobert.bsky.social
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I try to be funny. It doesn’t always work. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦&🇩🇰&🇬🇱&🇵🇦&🇨🇦&🇲🇽 🇺🇸🚫❤️🍊🙎🏼‍♂️

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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 1h
LFG!
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vote like the Republicans are taking your money and giving it to the people who ransacked the Capitol, smeared their 💩 on its walls, and beat police with American flags. Because they are.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought he was going to end that war on day one 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right there, you just became Senator.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neether carmull
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The path from people brushing off Trump’s grab-em-by-the-pussy predator comments as “just locker room talk”, to frat bros writing essays as punishment for drugging and gang-r_ping a woman, is a straight line.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roger Stone’s fingerprints are all over this
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or… he lied to get your vote
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sir, who does your hair and makeup?
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“We’ll even provide the paper towels.”
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super Intelliginse!
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another Pecker-Checker Pete photo op
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That doesn’t seem super intelligent to me 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did he try to sell you insurance?
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did he offer to sell it to Xi?
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And that’s how you do it. 💪
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please keep your seatbelts fastened -we’re entering some ruff air
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please keep your seatbelts fastened -we’re entering some ruff air
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And wear rhinestones 💎
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hopefully with a new Leader too. Chris Murphy, Tim Kaine, Sheldon Whitehouse would be good.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isn’t that… the whole point… of insurance? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear Republicans, No means no.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does he even know he works for us - that America didn’t vote for him to be CEO of America Inc.?
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seems like Zelenskyy has the cards. Seems like Donald doesn’t.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought they were being stored on the roof of the oversized, hideous ballroom
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and a drive thru McDonald’s
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nope. Still don’t feel bad. Mitch is why we are where we are.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hit. This. HARD!
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dafuq we will
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m *sure* all the profits are going into the U.S. Treasury, right? …right?
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oooh shit we gotta split
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Ketchup running
ALT: Ketchup running
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
or animatronic
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
100% correct. Our president works for Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu. Not for the American people, or anyone else. We will destroy him in the midterms, along with what’s left of the Republican party. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s their whole m.o. though Actually… it’s more like, “Hey ladies, I made you a drink. Drink up.”
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This makes me so sad, but I love this for you. It’s the right decision. 🇺🇸❤️🇨🇦
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Diesel: OMFGAYKM
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The strength, resiliency, and ingenuity of the Ukrainian people - both civilian and military - is something we’ve witnessed from the very beginning of this 3-day operation. We’ve also witnessed what a kleptocracy will do to a once superpower. We’d better learn from that over here.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Say, I wonder what John Ratcliffe and Putin recently chatted about 🤔
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Your firm is a freaking WINNER! Pay them no heed.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watch @muellershewrote.com conversation with @milestaylor.bsky.social to glimpse Todd Blanche’s future. Hope it was worth it, Todd.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“DO YOU WANT TO BRING 100 FRIENDS TO MY MIDTERM CONVENTION?” I love this meme. Works for everything.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why not end it now Boo? Also, I thought it wasn’t a war 🥴
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And have half under each party’s control, so another Mike Johnson Congress can’t manipulate them.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We don’t pay your salary to *guess*
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I. Love. Science.
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s no maybe.
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