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Joseph Machado

@thissuperintendent.bsky.social
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I build epic things. Views and options do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Universal Destinations and Experiences.

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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
🚨🚨🚨CHRISTMAS IN CELESTIAL PARK 🚨🚨🚨
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Only one Paris has Butterbeer....just saying
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
No better way to start your day than front row on Stardust Racers
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I feel like @rob.nitro230.com I'm rope dropping the local chilies
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Well I was going to say cosmic rewind is the best ride Disney has ever done but I could see coaster steel at least 4 times while on the ride so clearly it's trash. Anyways here's a spaceship butt
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
So Dreamfinder searches the universe and collects other people's ideas and then creates new things with those ideas.....Dreamfinder is AI
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
So fun fact: Tower Garden was developed at EPCOT.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It's time to redo my OSHA 30....yay
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If your main source of income was TikTok and you didn't do anything before today to make sure you'd keep earning money that's on you. This ban wasn't a last minute thing.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I will never understand why this place closes so early
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I still have no had soda all year and honestly the withdrawals are starting to get better.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I am going to be so damn productive come January 20th....
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
In serious talks to bring back our candles, anyone interested?
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I know it was a struggle to get here but damn they are beautiful
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Connections Cafe at EPCOT is the best quick service at WDW and it's not even close
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Time to see a rat about a ball
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Found my inner @professorleisure.bsky.social
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If you could only ride one ride, and eat at one place at Epic, where would you be going. For me I'm doing Das Steakhaus and Monsters Unleashed.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Ughh Cat is on top of the fridge again
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It is finally upon us, the year of epic. Let us celebrate
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Epic Universe's How To Train Your Dragon Land is the most complete theme park land ever built. It should be a gold standard
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Okay what does everyone think of peloton bikes?
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Honestly it was kind of rude to have a football game happen during the pop tart performance.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The amount of butter we go though is insane. I need to find a way to buy a pallet of it
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Currently enjoying my last few days of soda....next year they are going away
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hammer time
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
We about to be all living with the land up in here.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This year I gave up energy drinks....next year I think I'm going to give us soda with sugar
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Making Christmas breakfast!
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!" May your day be filled with Family, Food, and Fun. Merry Christmas y'all
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Santa, we got you bro.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
HHN hasn't been right since Bill and Ted left
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Earl? Is that you?
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
And.....The alternator on the van just died.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'll take How to get fired for 100 Alex.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is how you win on a Sunday morning
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
At the Christmas party tonight I was constantly introduced as the Universal guy and that was awesome.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
On our way to NY Beer Project!
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
John Williams is the greatest musical mind of all time.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The book "How to be like Walt" is worth a read.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Is it bed time yet?
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Most people: Oh cool effects! Me: Okay what is that guy doing standing in a bucket, and they probably should have fall protection on.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Working on a Saturday normally sucks. But to be honest, I don't mind it right now. Finishing this project, and seeing people's reaction to it will be something very hard to top professionally for me. May 22nd can't come soon enough.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Toilet paper
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is hands down the most stressed I've ever been professionally, yet at the same time the happiest I've ever been.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wishes is significantly better than HEA.
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Joseph Machado @thissuperintendent.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
In all reality I'm a horrible construction professional. I don't smoke, don't drink energy drinks, hardly ever drink alcohol, I have no idea how I've survived so long in construction.
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