Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oooh, danger Will Robinson! Do not attempt to gruntle a disgruntled borb, if you value your life. 😱 110
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"No, you can't pick out your own colours, not without a note from your wife." 010
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That looks like a rare variant of the glass armonica. 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just because you paint a flamingo white doesn't make it a different bird. "White Ibis" indeed... 😋 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Always. Don't worry Steve, we're reporting them to the SPCO and airlifting in two hundred cases of vodka. 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In my family, we just call them "our relatives"... 010
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Great, now the kid has a police record and a referral for Alcoholics Anonymous... 010
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would you like us to answer alphabetically or categorically? 😁 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In the early days, you had to have an invite to get in, and you could lord over your friends that you got your invite 500,000 users earlier than they did. 😁 010
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have several friends who do the same thing... 010
Reposted by Jay WalkerIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Here is a picture of a baby otter and you should probably look at it. 10640101
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's a PEBCFB error - Problem Exists Between Cabinet and Fuzzy Butt. 0220
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm guessing all those places are named after Otter von Bismark? 080
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Would this be a bad time to mention their recent order of an industrial laser and 600 tons of Cool Whip? 031
Reposted by Jay WalkerIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day. 1460683
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sounds like someone needs to brush up on the birds and the bees... 😆 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think it means you've stumbled into an Alan Rickman movie. ...wait, no, that was Metatron. Carry on. 030
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Half past ten of the morning seems a bit early to drink a nearly-full bottle of wine, but if you say so... 😁🍷 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I believe the juveniles are coloured that way. Better camouflage, perhaps? 011
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He's going to make sure you don't squeeze the Charmin. 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It has a false friend, too, in the term "Pyrrhic victory", if I remember right. Both are pyrrhy, but from different pyrrhs – the -ism comes from Pyrrho (of Elis), the victory from Pyrrhus (of Epirus). 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ooh, I love Pyrrhonian scepticism, a scepticism so sceptical it's even sceptical of its own scepticism. "Nothing can be known, not even this — so don't bother trying." 111
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The rare northern short-haired scotch-and-soda sucker. 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Of course it doesn't have alcohol in it! Alcohol is a depressant! ...These are antidepressant muffins, they have ketamine in them. 😇 000
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*unmutes frogs* *frogs begin singing Barry Manilow music* *re-mutes frogs* It's for the best. 😵💫 010
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026OMG GTKN, you can't just go around talking about dangly bits, it's not decent! 🫣 110
Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Paging Three Dog Night, Three Dog Night to the white courtesy telephone... 050
Reposted by Jay Walkerpurr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍 5654188