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Jay Walker

@thisjaywalker.bsky.social
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The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness cannot overcome it. Techie/Writer • Retired • Geek • Ace • CSIM • ENFJ • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇺🇸 • He/Him

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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oooh, danger Will Robinson! Do not attempt to gruntle a disgruntled borb, if you value your life. 😱
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"No, you can't pick out your own colours, not without a note from your wife."
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That looks like a rare variant of the glass armonica.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Danger noodle!
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just because you paint a flamingo white doesn't make it a different bird. "White Ibis" indeed... 😋
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐾🤍..
A black cat with enormous round eyes holds out a small red heart towards the viewer. Text reads: “A big thank you to everyone who is still putting good things into the world when the world gives us so many reasons not to.” Beside the cat, an arrow points to the heart with the words “For you.”
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always. Don't worry Steve, we're reporting them to the SPCO and airlifting in two hundred cases of vodka.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐾🐾🐾🤍..
A cosy illustration of a fluffy black cat stretched out asleep on a wooden wall shelf, beside three books and a trailing potted plant. The background is a softly textured blend of muted green and warm golden tones. White handwritten text above reads: “It’s nice to leave a little room in the day for nothing in particular.”
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In my family, we just call them "our relatives"...
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You want it WHEN?"
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😸😽🎃🤍..
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Oh lawd, he comin'!"
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great, now the kid has a police record and a referral for Alcoholics Anonymous...
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kilroy was here.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, but what about unsolicited tweets? 🤔😁
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you like us to answer alphabetically or categorically? 😁
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the early days, you had to have an invite to get in, and you could lord over your friends that you got your invite 500,000 users earlier than they did. 😁
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have several friends who do the same thing...
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here is a picture of a baby otter and you should probably look at it.
A close-up photo of Steve, a newborn otter, curled up and sleeping in a pair of cupped human hands.  
There is no text baked into the image.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a PEBCFB error - Problem Exists Between Cabinet and Fuzzy Butt.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm guessing all those places are named after Otter von Bismark?
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would this be a bad time to mention their recent order of an industrial laser and 600 tons of Cool Whip?
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.
A playful fisheye close-up of Steve the otter’s snout and whiskers in a bright indoor setting.  
There is no text baked into the image.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What's black and white and wet all over?"
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Frog Every Day @frogeveryday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shane the frog
Shane the frog
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sounds like someone needs to brush up on the birds and the bees... 😆
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Equinox 🐾🍂🤍
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vodka.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it means you've stumbled into an Alan Rickman movie. ...wait, no, that was Metatron. Carry on.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Half past ten of the morning seems a bit early to drink a nearly-full bottle of wine, but if you say so... 😁🍷
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😽😽😽..
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I believe the juveniles are coloured that way. Better camouflage, perhaps?
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's going to make sure you don't squeeze the Charmin.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, if it helps, this was the aperitif...
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It has a false friend, too, in the term "Pyrrhic victory", if I remember right. Both are pyrrhy, but from different pyrrhs – the -ism comes from Pyrrho (of Elis), the victory from Pyrrhus (of Epirus).
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooh, I love Pyrrhonian scepticism, a scepticism so sceptical it's even sceptical of its own scepticism. "Nothing can be known, not even this — so don't bother trying."
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🐾🐾🐾..
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The rare northern short-haired scotch-and-soda sucker.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐈‍⬛🤍..
A dark blue illustration with handwritten white text reading, “You never know what someone might be carrying in the shadows of their life, and maybe that’s why some humans just love cats so much. Cats can see in the dark.” Below, a wide-eyed black cat peeks through a softly lit window with open shutters.
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of course it doesn't have alcohol in it! Alcohol is a depressant! ...These are antidepressant muffins, they have ketamine in them. 😇
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*unmutes frogs* *frogs begin singing Barry Manilow music* *re-mutes frogs* It's for the best. 😵‍💫
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OMG GTKN, you can't just go around talking about dangly bits, it's not decent! 🫣
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Paging Three Dog Night, Three Dog Night to the white courtesy telephone...
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Jay Walker @thisjaywalker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
> You end up spayed/neutered instead.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
A large, fluffy black cat with one visible, unimpressed eye peeks in from the lower-right corner of a textured mustard-yellow background. White handwritten text reads: “It’s okay to have an existential crisis if you must. But if you’re going to have one, have it during working hours. Never panic for free.”
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