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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I will always respect him no matter what, but the threat of Islamification of Britain has been talked about for 30 years. It's as close now as it was then, which is not very.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I AM FORTY YEARS OLD TODAY HELP OR BUY ME PRESENT

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

And this man was a Reform candidate for where exactly?

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Some people check their weather app to see how hot it is, hell, some still use thermometers. But I have a jar of Coconut Oil.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Double or Nothing restored a lot of lost faith in wrestling for me. Pure gold PPV. Then AEW follow it up with an epic episode of Dynamite. Wow.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I have a tattoo of the rebel alliance and a T-Shirt depicting Darth Vader. Does anyone know of any neutral Star Wars pubs to visit in the summer?

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

My favourite album is by Average White Band, but my favourite albumen is by Average Egg White Band.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I think I'm one "we're not transphobes it's just" away from full parental emancipation

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

The derogatory term "Mid" is actually short for "Midl of Lidl".

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I didn't realise how much I would mark out for Timeless Toni either.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Forbidden Door was an absolute blast. The Bucks coming out to Mmmbop was an absolute vibe. Saying goodbye to Tana is hard enough without possibly having to say goodbye to Will.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I sort of feel Narita is a bit lost in House of Torture, especially with EVIL and SANADA above him as heavyweights. I have enjoyed his work though. Completely agree with you on Callum.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

BTW today is not my birthday, it's Monday. You have 2 days to remember to make my day special with some messages x

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

10 years ago to the day, I received my most favourite birthday card ever

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Why are pretzels listed as bread items when they are quite clearly knot bread?

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

"What are you wearing?" "Loose-fitting clothing and a hat"

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

"We're gonna repackage Austin Theory as a cop and he's gonna be a babyface"

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Just started reading Samuel Pepys' diary and I'm glad he said "it's pronounced Peeps not Peppies" at the start, plus he said what he had for breakfast which was a bonus.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Reunited with the Scoleri Brothers RIP

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

How many Temple Bar drinks bills will I need to see shared online before I tell the latest sharer to have heeded the warning of the entire internet? Not a pub. A tourist trap. And despite warnings, you got caught.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I absolutely feel for Ortiz in this situation. Things happen but always Proud, always Powerful 💪

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I don't like to do this but I am going through an incredibly hard time at the moment as many do but I've never felt so out of control in my life. So, any show of love or supported would be appreciated. Maybe, normal service will resume shortly.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I'd like to say that my dad gives a lot of money to charity instead of actually saying he should be banned from ever entering a charity shop because he buys so much pointless tat.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

If history is anything to go by, Switzerland are going to be the most ambivalent host country in Eurovision history and that is a good thing.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I love dogs but "yeah I'll follow you forever until there's a tree" is a strange way to live.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Shit Wrestlemania plus shit cuts equals Pendell out. Half of them spoke out against Trump on social media by the way.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Finally bought myself the @lateralcast.com book, which will no doubt make me feel like an idiot if the podcast is anything to go by. Either way, Can't wait to get started on some questions!

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

I am buying this for Forbidden Door.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Thanks mate! St Albans went down at the weekend but hoping United fuck up Bilbao.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Bearing in mind that this is entirely for charity, would it still be wrong to open up a charity footwear shop and call it "Dead man's shoes"?

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Going to FD with two of my most favourite people in the world. Sometimes life is cool

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Sometimes I feel like singing My Sharona See every time I hear that tune I just start singing awaaaaayeyyyyy The song that was performed by the Knack

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Hi welcome to Britain. We are literally that guy deepthroating a whisk and people caring more about a tree being cut down than War Crimes and Trans Rights. What is the length of your stay?

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

3D cinema was a strange craze wasn't it? Like "Happy evening out guys, please wear these ridiculous glasses for 3 hours but don't worry the first 3 minutes and 27 seconds will be like 'WHOA"..."

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Me applying for a job in Canada: "So what parts of Canadian culture are you aware of?" Me - "Ice Hockey" "Oh right, what teams do you like?" Me - "The teams responsible for lookalike cam"

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

If I could wake up tomorrow morning to a few messages of support, I would probably really appreciate it. I have had a horrible week and once again homelessness is looming.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

For me, Pepperoni, Black olives and Jalapenos are unbeatable

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Yo if anyone based in UK has a minute would they mind possibly signing this? My Stepmum is disabled and relies on PIP but under this proposed system her and thousands like her would be denied. Heaviest shoulders my ass. www.change.org/p/stop-the-n...

change.org

Sign the Petition

STOP the new 4 point PIP rule

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Anyway I weighed myself for the first time in ages this morning and I am down to just over 13 stone which is the lightest I've been in about 5 years so there is that.

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Matty P @thisismattyp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Our chef has been talking to me about how much he has suffered with hayfever for the first time this weekend. He's been going on for 45 minutes I'm not even joking. 45 minutes to a guy who has had hayfever for 25+ years.

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