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Shh. I'm not real.

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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Going 100% off of vibes alone; I'd say pact of the fiend warlock. You might specialize in enchantment (mental manipulation), illusion (making enemies doubt their own perception), and evocation (making things explode). In otherwords: gaslight, gasleak, gasplosion
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faekitti @faekitti.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Been doing too many things lately Need to do 0 things for a thousand years to recover
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not to be a reply guy (while absolutely being one) but this design is making me udderly feral
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All I could think of to respond with
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I've been watching City Council of Darkness on Dimension 20/Dropout. If you like What We Do in the Shadows and tabletop games, it's a solid recommendation from me 👍🏻 Long story short, a bunch of vampires get sent to the saddest town in Amercia with the mission to take it over (and chaos ensues)
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I love that violent frog woman
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Who's your favourite companion? Also Lae'zel is my queen and I will fight anyone who slanders her 😤
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yooo. We love a cuck queen. You dropped this: 👑
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy birthday, early or otherwise 🎂 I hope you get a chance to relax and recharge
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🫡
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faekitti @faekitti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
a hairy Hylian princess borrows the hero's sword <3
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Eyyyy! That's great news! And an excellent way to celebrate. Good on you for getting that checked out Have a great evening, you earned it
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I hope you enjoy ^^
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Are you planning on bringing any of the sequels?
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Shrek and Fiona are actually relationship goals. However, Donky and Dragon will always be my otp Going back to a piece of media you liked as a kid and finding that it actually held up pretty well is such an underrated delight, tbh
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Okay but... that top is actually really pretty holy fuck Like yes, praise be the almighty bush, but I am fully distracted by how cute your top is
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That 2am feeling of wanting to fuck someone so hard that you break the bed
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They also draw incredible good pornography for some reason. The internet is better with them
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hashtag gal pals
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh, that's my bad. You were running through my mind all night last night. You were chasing me. It was a nightmare. I woke up in a sweat, terrified for my life. I have bite marks that weren't there when I went to sleep. I'm afraid for my life
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I have never understood the hatred people have for drinking warm water. Yes, cold is better, but I've never been thirsty and turned my nose up at some perfectly fine lukewarm splish-splash juice
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Delightfully degenerate bard behaviour. There's nothing better than making an exasperated GM fade to black Excellent work
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Or limes. They might be limes
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Excellent work. The cum physics are *chef's kiss*, and I think you do a great job of keeping her on model Though my brain went to: "I simply can't hold all these avocados"
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If a woman is slightly mean to me I will move heaven an earth to make her happy If she's slightly mean to me while smiling I think I might die on the spot (positive)
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bro, why is this my type. Who hurt me
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Lurker @thisislurker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The best fem-attracted men are gay for pussy. To be worthy of a fems' attention, you need to be gay for pussy. I do not make the rules here, and I will not be answering questions at this time. Fellas. Be a little gay for pussy. It does wonders for your mental health.
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