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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 19h
My beautiful BS feed
Lots of people expressing joy and shock (and laughter) at the Spurs goal.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That feeling when you think you're over your ex, then you unexpectedly see them looking effortlessly hot and remember why you loved them 😥 COME HOME MAU PO!
Screenshot from the article quoted:

McCarthy, 31 next month, tells a lovely story about Pochettino at Southampton. He was 17 and cleaning José Fonte's boots when he felt an arm on his shoulder. "It was the gaffer. He said: 'I watched your game for the under-21s. I thought you did this well, you could have done this better, so, next week, you'll train with us and we'll work on some of those things. I went out for training on the Monday, I was right-back in an 11 v 11 and the manager is stood right behind me. They would've just had a big Premier League game but he was talking me through what he wanted. I felt like he knew me inside out, and I was just a scholar; he made me feel 10ft tall."
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This feels like the start of a wonderful new game. Hobby or Hustle?
Two people in disco clothes (think flares, shiny shirts, a white woman with an afro, the full shebang). It's definitely a modern photos with them dressed "old school."

They're in dancing poses. I hope that's not too much of a "hobby or hustle?" spoiler.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's what you get when this guy's your pope and he's from Chicago.
The Pope on an aeroplane, holding a baseball bat and accidentally looking menacing.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Labour just can't stop trying to steal Farage's bit can they.
Nigel Farage, with a half drunk beer, and looking like a smug dick.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This game is going to ruin my life and I hate it and also I will never be able to stop playing it. It looks good and is very user friendly, none of the lagging you can sometimes get when you first play with something like this.
GAME OVER!

Wrong guess! That ended your streak.

FINAL STREAK 5

BEST STREAK 5
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop, I'm blushing.
Screenshot of a phone alert from a game. It says:

*Producer ready*
Your Exceptional Bush is ready!
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you read Belgian comics about a gent with a There's Something About Mary hairdo?
Tintin
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think I might know why Italy didn't qualify for the world cup.
Picture of Roberto De Zerbi with the quote: 

"IN ITALY. I WOULD BE THE BEST COACH IN THE WORLD... BECAUSE WE HAVE TWO CLEAN SHEETS IN TWO MATCHES."
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have @thstofficial.bsky.social arranged one of these for today? It'll make the South Stand look glorious.
Tifo from a German game a few years back. The team hadn't scored for 5 matches, so the fans held up neon arrows pointing to the goal.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The first pic gives me serious JR Hartley vibes.
J.H. Hartley on the phone with a yellow pages on his knee, from the famous Yellow Pages ad.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you seen this? I thought it was interesting, it helped me visualise it. Obviously it's not completely right, but it does highlight to the striker gap. I think it was done before the window closed.
Tottenham Hotspur Squad Depth map.

It shows Spur's rough first 11 in a 4-3-3 formation, then lists the cover in each place underneath the person in that position. 

For the main striker, it has a picture of Solanke, and underneath his name it only has Richarlison.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Same mate.
Screenshot of an article pop up for The Times, with the caption: 

Nigel Farage would declare national emergency if he became PM
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh. That'll be that then. #Spurs
Screenshot from a summary of articles:

De Zerbi's Direct Statements

De Zerbi broke down the individual situations clearly:

Richarlison: "Richarlison, he said too many times that he wanted to leave."

Kevin Danso: "Danso came to me two days ago and said he wanted to leave."

Pape Matar Sarr: "Sarr the same, but he also suffered a small injury but he is almost ready to train."
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My favourite bit:
A clip from Donald Trump's post:

"unparalleled respect and success throughout the World"!!
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thinking of the LGBT+ community during a difficult few days.
Tim Curry as Frank'n'Furter (Rocky Horror)Dolly Parton in a rainbow coloured rhinestone suit.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching Celebrity Hunted (it's the perfect guilty pleasure for after the Dolly news), it feels really weird that they're calling this little boy Boss.
A picture of Dr Steve Hersee from the first series of Hunted. He looks like he's about 13.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A few years ago, we chose Dollywood as our theme for an office Christmas party, and now I want to plaster my flat with this bunting.
99p Store "Elves behaving badly" bunting, with Dolly's face stuck over the elf's, but keeping the pointy ears and Christmas hat. Under the picture it says "Have a Naughty Christmas!"

It's hung in an office with tinsel around the PCs.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Drugs dug up at Creamfields site ahead of music festival share.google/lMFLKItiuoSU... "Police are asking anvone who buried a rucksack or holdall to get in touch if they want it back" Ah, it never stops being funny!
Screenshot from the article linked.

Headline: Drugs dug up at Creamfields site ahead of festival

Picture: loads of bags and drugs in a field on a tarpaulin.

Picture caption: Police are asking anvone who buried a rucksack or holdall to get in touch if they want it back
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I see we were having similar thoughts at similar times.
Screenshot of my timeline, with skeets from me and Joe one after the other, both about Moore's hair.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That comment shows why Spurs are so high on The Athletic's hope-o-meter. After 2 17th placed finishes, and with plenty of recent unrest around the club in terms of management at both board and team level, there is no reason for an elite level player to come to WHL right now. Wait a year and see.
2026-27 Premier League hope-o-meter as printed in The Athletic. The teams are ordered most-least hopeful fans, with the first % being % of fans feeling optimistic and the second % being fans feeling pessimistic. 

Leeds

99%

1%

☑Aston Villa

96%

4%

Nottingham Forest

96%

4%

Brentford

95%

5%

Chelsea

94%

6%

Tottenham Hotspur

92%

8%

Sunderland

89%

11%

Bournemouth

88%

12%

Arsenal

87%

13%

Manchester United

87%

13%

Hull City

86%

14%

Coventry City

85%

15%

Ipswich Town

85%

15%

Manchester City

84%

16%

Crystal Palace

82%

18%

Brighton

70%

30%

Newcastle United

65%

35%

Everton

60%

40%

Fulham

60%

40%

魚

Liverpool

58%

42%
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is the part of the sky where I saw all 5 of the meteors I've seen tonight. I feel like I'm being sent to bed by weather.
Cloud covered sky
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think he's modelled on this guy.
Kryten from Red Dwarf. 

He's a mechanoid, so his head is largely made from flat surfaces joined together, making it very angular.

According to Google (which I think ripped it from Reddit): Kryten’s head from Red Dwarf is an iconic, highly angular, flesh-colored latex mask with a distinctive wedge or bulbous shape, famously and hilariously insulted by Lister and fans as looking like a "half-chewed rubber-tipped pencil," a "meat tenderizer," or a "square peg jammed in a round hole".
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
British Lynx
Picture from a 90s-ish Lynx deodorant advert, with an "average" looking topless man spraying himself with Lynx, and about 100 hot women in bikinis running towards him.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Come on Spain, if Djed won't touch a sex pest *surely* one of you can refuse Trump.
No Score Draws picture of Djed Spence swerving Partey's handshake
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My time line is devastated for Fernandez 😁
Lots of people saying things like "off you fuck Enzo."
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This feels like the definition of "when they go low, we go high." Except in this instance, I'm the "they" - I saw metamorphosis and immediately thought of this:
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It looks like it'll be 2:30 or 3 😫
Screenshot of https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cr5j14eyzm8t?post=asset%3A9ac54358-41c9-4472-ae9b-2368ffe6d290#post
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also, my nagging paid off: at least one of the 2578323 people I instructed to buy this actually did!
No score draws world cup wall chart
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy London Climate Action Week everybody!
Weather forecast for this week. Spoiler; it's hot.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's amusing me far more than it should that I'm using my niece's toy cookie as a coaster for my wine. I'm in my 40s.
You'll be shocked to hear, this is a photo of a glass of wine on a wooden toy cookie.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was with non-footbally friends before kick off, I said I'd let them know where I ended up watching it. I really enjoyed this one-sided conversation.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ditto, except replace Kenny with "this flirty rubber duck."
A pink winking rubber duck.

As an extra bit of info, when I first got this duck it was in my bedroom, but I had to move it because it felt like it was watching me get undressed with a really pervy leer on its face.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'd never heard of Plymouth Brethren, so I googled them. It comes to something when this is one of the shortcut links for your own website... #NotACult
Google result for Plymouth Brethren. Underneath the link it's got the usual website intro info ("We are a global Christian Community" etc), then two quick links to specific parts of the website. The first is "Way of life", the second is "Not a cult."
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Some more
Screenshot of a google image search for Campos. Please don't make me describe them, I simply don't have the words. Let's just say they're eye catching.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Some STRONG contenders on here www.reddit.com/r/GoalKeeper... I think Campos should be banned, because... well, this.
Look, I try to add helpful alt text, but honestly, this strip defies words.

It's of Mexican goalkeeper Jorge Campos, presumably taken during a game around 1992-96. His kit is perhaps best described as dayglo madness - pinks and yellows and greens, so bright they border on neon, and in sharp, angular designs. Some of the pink looks a little bit like lightning bolts, and it looks like it continues down from the shirt into the shorts (the shorts are exactly the same design).

If the Fresh Prince of Bel Air saw him, he'd say it's a bit much (but in cool 90s lingo).
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I asked a couple of friends, and one sent me this. I feel like including goalies is almost cheating, there are some wild ones out there.
David Seaman in a garish England number. It's mainly red, with yellow and purple and orange and green and loads of tiny yellow writing.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh sweet, naive Sky Sports News. This is FAR from the end of the Spygate saga!
Screenshot of a tweet from sky sports news, saying:

BREAKING: Sky Sports News understands that no matter the result of today's appeal, this will be the end of the Spygate saga

Neither the EFL or Southampton can take the case to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS), which means the decision taken for Southampton's appeal will be final
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well, this has pierced my echo chamber optimism. Strap in for a long few days lads.
The "as it stands" table for council results from BBC. 

So far:
Reform: 15 seats (up 15)
Labour: 3 seats (down 15)
LD: 2 (up 1)
Con: 1 (down 2)
Green: 1 (up 1)
Independents: 0 (stayed the same)
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social popped over to the other place to report this "policy" to the Met as potential electoral fraud, and look who I see talking about no long being a Reform member! I know you have to be adaptable for your audience, but that's quite the character change.
From Twitter:

Reform UK @reformparty uk May 4 

Today we announce a new policy:

In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time.

Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported...

Reply from Mark Watson @TheMarkWatson

I read that as "Vote for us, because if you don't, we'll put an illegal migrants detention centre near you". It's these sorts of things that made me cancel my membership.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I didn't know Taskmaster was filming in Canary Wharf.
A photo of an urban river, with a massive (at least 2m high) plastic duck in the distance. A close up of the side of the duck. It's got a hook on the top, and on the wing it says "FAIR GAME"
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Well, this makes me want to scratch my eyes out.
An alert from DeadlineDayLive.

Picture of Mason Greenwood, then the text:

Paris Saint-Germain, Juventus and Atlético Madrid are all showing interest in Mason Greenwood ahead of the summer window.

Marseille are demanding a fee in the region of $82M-$99M, with Manchester United holding a 50% sell-on clause.... Full post
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I can't decide if I'm delighted or horrified by the idea of Son doing this at the big moment.
Screenshot from the wall chart showing Kylian Mbappe, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min (doing his goal celebration), Lionel Messi, and Luis Dias
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You say that, but these are the players they're pictures of...
Raúl JiménezLamine Yamal
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They've really acknowledged that "do something virtuous and healthy" vibe you get from marathon runners haven't they...
Screenshot from the link mentioned in the quoted skeet.

1. Burger King FREE Whopper

2. Franco Manca FREE pizza

3. Lush FREE shower jelly & massage balm

4. Itsu FREE chicken or vegetable gyoza

5. Cutter & Squidge FREE brownie

6. Lola's cupcakes FREE mini cupcakes

7. The Real Greek FREE Souvlaki Grill Plate

8. Greene King pubs FREE drink

9. The Ivy 'free' glass of fizz

10. FREE travel on London Tube, Overground,

buses & some trains

11. BOX Bar FREE pint of Jubel

12. Grind FREE pint or a Margarita

13. BrewDog FREE pint of beer

14. Côte Brasserie 'free' burger & fries
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I have a contender for worst ever Evri delivery. This was the delivery confirmation picture. For a parcel that was apparently delivered to a porch. Spoiler alert, that's not my parcel, and the delivery location doesn't have a porch. You'll be shocked to hear my parcel wasn't received.
A parcel on an unidentifiable bit of road or pavement, along with some feet.

Entertainingly, when I did an image search on it, google said "this appears to be a picture of an evri delivery fail." You got that right google!
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It depends what you mean by indelicate. It's on my shoulder, so it will be seen any time I go sleeveless.
Huge fuck off bruise on my shoulder, with a lighter bit in the middle which looks like a doodle of a cock and balls. Exactly like the messages say really.
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
That's my membership not being renewed. After 20 years, it's a hell of a blow. #THFC
Club whatsapp confirming De Zerbi
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Thanks for these. I've kept mine short and sweet.
Email to all the addresses in previous skeet.

Subject: No to De Zerbi

I have been a club member for about 20 years. Please note I intend to cancel this if De Zerbi is appointed. I will no longer feel my safety is assured at the stadium.

Thanks,

Kate
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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If history has taught us anything (and I think we can agree it hasn't), it's that the logical next step is a Scottish king. Have we come back round to Ange again already?? #COYS
Ange Postecoglou, wearing a medal and lifting the Scottish Prem Cup, while managing Celtic.
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