JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching Ed Sheeran on stage with them fake-ahh tears, talking bout “In these situations, you really find out who your friends are”, is sending me. Bitch, YOU’RE the one who threw your friend under the bus! FOH 030
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran claiming some weak-ahh ‘apolitical’ stance, saying he “doesn’t take sides”, while quite literally TAKING A SIDE (the wrong side), is a wild choice. 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026hat oh-so obvious Jim Crow-esque minstrel costume went through MULTIPLE LEVELS OF APPROVAL before it hit the shelves, but y’all expect us to believe that you “got this wrong”? Get fucked, @target. Keep your fuckass apology. 101
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 20/08/2026IT’S HERE! Monkey Wrench is officially on Netflix! I voice Disco Head in this bonkers indie animated series. The first month REALLY matters, so please watch, share, and spread the word! Go watch Monkey Wrench! Thank you!😊 #MonkeyWrench #IndieAnimation 726589
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Another bullshit verdict. I’m so fucking exhausted with this shit. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026LA, you’ve done me proud. Now then, can someone tell Spencer Pratt to fuck all the way off out of Cali? Thaaaaaannnks. 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Apparently, today was Wake & Bake Monday, and nobody told me, because I made it up. Welp... 💨💨💨😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️ 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Just a short announcement to let y’all know that Scott Jennings is a smug, condescending twat-waffle who can’t handle getting intellectually dog-walked. What a PAB. That is all. Have a good night! 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Soooooo, y’all Blue MAGA folks are back to blaming the left for this voting rights issue instead of blaming the literal people in power, huh? Yeah, somehow it’s always the left’s fault that Biden and congressional Dems didn’t even pretend to put up a fight for this. SMH 111
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 24/04/2026As an avid fitness guy, I say this to my fellow gym goers: Please don’t be this guy. Don’t make the gym your ENTIRE personality. It’s so cringe. 😬 . #disneyland #alphadad #whytho #cringe #reaction 020
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I mean, 4/20’s nice, but… kinda seems odd to still have a plethora of black & brown people still in jail for weed. JS 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Yooooooo… What in the Hills Have Eyes is this??? Imagine looking like THIS, and calling yourself “god’s chosen people”. TF??? 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Heeeeeerrre weeeeee GO! Philosophy & Pasta is LIVE. Click the link below, Like, Comment, Share, and enjoy! youtu.be/YNMaCOaunVc?...youtu.beJP Brown: Philosophy & Pasta | Full Comedy SpecialYouTube video by ThisIsJPBrown 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Loneliness sucks, and Memes don’t help. That’s it. That’s the caption. My first comedy special, Philosophy & Pasta, is dropping THIS FRIDAY ON YOUTUBE AT 3PM PST. Catch it! #standupcomedian #comedyspecial #datingtips #relationships #youtube 021
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Yeah, I flub my jokes. It be like that sometimes. 🤷🏽♂️😆 My first comedy special, PHILOSOPHY & PASTA, is dropping in YouTube THIS FRIDAY. Stay locked! 031
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Just a heads-up that my first Comedy special is dropping on YouTube this Friday. K bye! 021
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026POC joining ICE is a special type of tap dancing, I stg. 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Yooooooo I stg, they’re not even trying hard with these false flags! 🙄🤦🏽♂️ Lemme guess… It’s a trans Muslim shooter with a thick uni-brow, who shouted “allahu akbar” while wearing a “property of Allah” t-shirt over an explosive vest and eating a shawarma. Maaaaaannn, FOHWTBS 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I’m glad nobody got hurt, but Bullet Bill did its job. Also, the Stage Complete music afterwards SENT ME! 😫😆😂🤣 . #bulletbill #japan #supermario #reaction 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026NEW MOM: What should we name him? I’m thinking Mark, or Wayne… NEW DAD: How bout… Markwayne! NEW MOM: Wh… What? NEW DAD: The best of both! NEW MOM: Hon, just pick one name. Why are— NEW DAD: Markwayne… It’s perfect! *walks out with pocket full of stolen pens* 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Idk about y’all, but if I was serving in the military, and I watched a video of one of my brothers getting wrestled to the floor by police and his arm broken by a Senator, simply for speaking out against an illegal war and saying “No one wants to fight for Israel”… I’d quit. Fuck that job. 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Oh look, it’s me in photo form. Yay. Love love LOVE how these came out! Special gracias to @zachariah_shoots for the awesome photo sesh, for these stellar edits, and for putting me on to Riders Republic. That game is FUEGO! . #newphotos #actorheadshots #comedian #voactor #headshots 030
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 01/03/2026For a country that claims to be all about “protecting children”, they really do love killing them. 😵💫 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 23/02/2026It’s so wild to me how yt people will blame Dementia, Tourette's, Asperger’s, etc., for them hurling racial slurs. "They're not racist. Its involuntary." You never hear about them "involuntarily" saying "America was colonized through the treachery and savagery of white men! Pop Tarts! Nutsack!” 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Let’s be crystal fucking clear… NOBODY with Tourette’s just gets up outta nowhere and tics out the N-word, just like nobody with Asperger’s or Autism automatically gets up and throws up a Sieg Heil. Disabled ppl still know what words and/or actions mean. FOH with the gaslighting bullshit. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Damn, No medals for Israel? Huh… I guess it’s a lot harder when you’re not competing against unarmed children in hospitals. 🤷🏽♂️ 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Hearing LeBron James say that he’s “heard nothing but great things about IsNotReal” — the welfare apartheid state that’s literally committing gen0cide — pretty much finalizes the debate for me. The winner is Michael Jordan. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The only Super Bowl I’m enjoying today is this Gorilla Glue 4 in my bong. Also, fck the NFL. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Y’all… Imagine being a grown-ass man putting on a MAGA hat, getting out of your truck to bully & beat up on a high school girl because you think shit’s sweet… only to get your entire shit rocked by a squad of high school students wearing Minecraft backpacks. I bet bro wishes he kept driving. 🤭 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Aaaaaaannnd I’m live… fcking FINALLY! I’m throwing down in Street Fighter 6. Come hang! Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Y’all, I’m not worried about making Short jokes about Greg Bovino. They’re just gonna go over his head. 020
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 25/01/2026“But why did he bring a gun to a protest?” Amazing how y’all NEVER asked that question when it came to Kyle Rittenhouse. 😒 020
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE just straight-up 5-on-1ed an unarmed man to the ground, pistol-whipped him, then emptied a clip in him… IN BROAD FUCKING DAY. You really have to be deep-throating tf outta that boot to try and spin this shit. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 08/01/2026First Twitch stream of 2026! Let’s parlay & play, shall we? Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Venezuela holds the world’s largest oil reserves. Second largest only to Diddy. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 04/01/2026If you really think that the US attack on Venezuela is about drugs, then you’re probably on drugs. (I mean the hard stuff, btw, not weed or psychedelics) 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul getting pieced up on back-to-back nights… Damn… Must’ve been a rough weekend for gas station Oakley-wearing guys who have driver seat selfies as their profile pics. 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Maaaaaannn, imagine being such a hated person, that everybody starts celebrating when you get your jaw dismantled in the ring. 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Being part of a system of oppression that’s been looting & robbing countries of their resources for decades, then calling those countries “shitholes”, is wild work. That’s like sharing space with a sloppy roommate who’s like “Why’s the bathroom so gross?” MFer, you’re the one pissing on the floor! 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Join ICE :When you’re too scared to join the army, and too dumb to be a cop. 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Aaaaaaannnd I’m live! First time throwing down in Riders Republic, so let’s see what this game’s got. Come hang! Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Soooooo, are we still boycotting Starbucks? Or did ppl cave in again because of a goddamn cup? 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Care to join me in some gamery? I’m live now! Come hang! Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 15/11/2025When trump said he was gonna “drain the swamp”, I had no idea that the swamp was Bill Clinton’s nuts. 020
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Zohran Mamdani wins. Dick Cheney dead. Prop 50 passes. Not a bad day at all, I must say. 😁 030
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 04/11/2025So… Dick Cheney, the Butcher of Baghdad, is dead. The real crime is that he died surrounded by loved ones, instead of inside of a prison cell. But for now… let’s turn those house lights way tf up! 000
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Quick question… If they’re defunding all the programs, then what the fck are we paying taxes for? 🧐 010
JP Brown @thisisjpbrown.bsky.social · 23/10/2025So sorry I’m late, but I’m LIVE now! I’ll make it up to you. Promise! I’m throwing down in Street Fighter 6. Come thru! Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown 000