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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Is this like Jurassic Park but with children driving cars?

Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Well, my Kickstarter failed so you can tell the children there won't be a new CHEESE! book. My move into indie book publishing came after TV work dried up. So it's pretty crushing that my plan B has now failed too. Thank you to everyone who supported the project.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Genuinely thought this was Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The Kickstarter for my 2nd book is finishing on the 10th November and at present, it's going to fail. There is still time to turn things around but I need YOUR help to do it. If you're in a position to support, please take a look to see what rewards you can get in exchange for your pledge.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish a funny book for kids about making a movie. My Kickstarter is still below 50% funded but with your help, we can get a new book into the world. Please check out the link below to find out what rewards are up for grabs

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

New Kickstarter reward! I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Interested in writing comedy? This is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

It’s #KidsBooksFriday and I need your help! I’m trying to raise the funds to self-publish my next picture book and after one week, I’m at 35% funded.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Kickstarter for CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! launches at 10am today.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Lights! Crackers! Action! It's launch week! The Kickstarter for book 2 in mine and Johnny Schumann's CHEESE! series is launching at 10am on Thursday.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Want to get your name or your kid's name in the new CHEESE! book? Sign up to back the Kickstarter and see your name in CHEESE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I’m doing it again. Kickstarter for a new book launching in October. Please support. Ideally on day one.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

The Culkins continue to dominate the entertainment industry

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

You can currently get a FREE paperback copy of my kids picture book CHEESE! or a pack of stickers - all you have to do is pay the shipping. Link in comments below - grab your copy!

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Would you like a FREE copy of my picture book - CHEESE!? Sign up for Whatnot via link in comments and you can get a free book of pack of stickers 🧀

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Looks like Spider-Man’s about to jump the shark

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

What like swapping the wheels with crème eggs?

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

6 weeks in a care home for free? Yeah, I’m up for that.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My picture book CHEESE! is currently FREE on Amazon Kindle but only for a very limited time. Grab your copy today amzn.eu/d/cfA745u

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Turns out the hardest part of publishing a book is getting people to buy it. Only 3 copies sold this month. I'm still determined to show that there is space for indie books in a market drenched in celebrities. Check out CHEESE! at the links in comments below

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Have you read CHEESE!? If you have, please take a moment to review it on Amazon. amzn.eu/d/4wjwJZr

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

FINAL DAY to order if you want CHEESE! for Christmas 🧀

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Need a gift for a kid aged 3-6? Order by the end of 18 December to receive your copy of CHEESE! in time for Christmas! CHEESE! is a funny picture book written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Use code CHEESEBOARD at checkout for 10% off. ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

CHEESE! is FREE for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night Grab a free sample of CHEESE! and if you like it - give it a rating and/or review This is an indie book, written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Perfect for kids aged 3-6 (and mature readers) amzn.eu/d/7LW00G6 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Thanks to everyone who’s helped get CHEESE! noticed on Amazon this week. There’s a LOT of competition and with no marketing team or celebrity platform, I need all the help I can get. You can get a FREE copy until Saturday: amzn.eu/d/gMPZ0z8

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

My book CHEESE! is free for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night. Give it a try for FREE and if you like it, please leave a 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 review. Paperback edition also available from Amazon, Waterstones, Foyles or direct from me. Free CHEESE!: amzn.eu/d/9Ir04qT

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

CHEESE! is currently FREE to own for your Kindle (or Kindle app) but only for a few days. Your chance to see what I’ve been chatting about all year. amzn.eu/d/hNzGSjN #kidlit #picturebooks #kidsbooks #free #freebies #freebook

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Been trying to think of something clever or fun to post with this but y’know what… here’s me with Keanu Reeves.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

How awesome is this? My picture book CHEESE! (illustrated by Johnny Schumann) can now be found in the wonderful Wantage Bookshop. If you’re in the Oxfordshire area, please pop in and check it out. www.wantagebookshop.co.uk

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

It’s CHEESE! publication day. Written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. It’s packed with fun characters and visual humour - perfect for kids aged 3-6. Order direct here: ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

CHEESE! is out on Monday 9 December but you can grab a FREE copy of the book plus a set of stickers and a signed art print! Just FOLLOW me then LIKE and SHARE this post before 23:59 Thursday 12 December. 1 winner will be selected at random on Friday 13 December (UK only). ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Muppets Christmas Carol with a live orchestra tonight. Second time seeing it on a big screen. Last time I was six and got my hand stuck down the back of my chair. Made it through fine this time.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Air fryer. Big bag of the spicy chicken strips that Home Bargains sells.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

They chose that adjective for a reason.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

CHEESE! books are here! Currently it's exclusively available to the people who backed my Kickstarter but CHEESE! will officially be published on the 9th December. I've been working on this with Johnny Schumann since February - it's been an amazing (and exhausting) experience.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

On the hunt for anyone with a book blog who would be interested in reviewing CHEESE! (humour picture book for kids 3-6). #booksky #bookblog #kidlit #picturebooks #kidsbooks

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Don’t forget the CHEESE this Christmas! Amazon: amzn.eu/d/fbkgF71 Waterstones: www.waterstones.com/book/cheese/... Foyles: www.foyles.co.uk/book/cheese/...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Bundle on Vinted looking like a scene from Sid’s house

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

FINAL DAY TO SUPPORT! 🧀 I've started getting some of the rewards made now. Stickers and signed prints will be in hand NEXT WEEK. The book is ALMOST ready. A few final tweaks to make. This is a 100% indie project and by backing it you help to create a new book for kids.

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

Skynet has rolled out digital price tags in supermarkets

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 02/06/2024

Getting very close to the end of my Kickstarter for CHEESE! I’m £800 away from my stretch goal. Please help if you can. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

My Kickstarter is ALMOST over. There’s ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT if you would like to help me self-publish a book. Your support would make a big difference. Thank you. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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