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Sam Bramley

@thisguyaresick.bsky.social
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AVALIABLE FOR WORK Freelance Writer/Screenwriter. Ex ITV. Dyslexic. --- Feature Film - Pops - OUT NOW ON AMAZON --- linktr.ee/esotechnica

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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dean takes a long toke. "Right, so #Cloud Strife, yeah? Whole game he's this hard bastard. Big sword. Massive hair." Another toke. "Turns out he's a nobody who failed the exam and invented a cooler version of himself." He exhales."That's me at every family Christmas." #VSS365 #FinalFantasyVII
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#my9games it's always been about stories for me.
9 video game covers for the following titles: Final Fantasy VII, Cyberpunk 2077, Morrowind, Little Big Adventure, Deus Ex, Mass Effect Trilogy, Metal Gear Solid, Fallout New Vegas, Suikoden II.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day nine of attempting orgasmic tantra. I water it like a bonsai, hypothetically speaking. I've abstained from porn, and I'm definitely not thinking about the woman who works in the local Greggs. Sting did seven hours, or so I'm told. I #nurture it anyway. My small, angry trouser tent. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Southampton General. Five of them by the bins, gowns open at the back, arses on display, drip stands parked beside them. One's got an oxygen tank and a cigarette in his mouth. I #reckon they've all done the math. May as well enjoy a smoke while they can. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She plays the song on repeat; purposefully so, this way, the song lasts longer. It doesn't matter if the kitchen lights are off; her eyes are closed anyway. The Kettle ticks as it cools. Ian Curtis has been dead longer than she's been alive, and still his #Hunger fills the room. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I take umbrage with the brandification of everything. I just want to write and for people to read/hear/watch. I dont want to make tiktok videos and podcasts. #writer #writing.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do I have time to dive into #Dawnwalker before The Witcher 3 upgrade drops? As I'm thinking of streaming #TheWitcher3 - not thay I've ever streamed anything before, but could be fun.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Couldn't help myself and wrote a little short story set in the #Cyberpunk2077 universe. Big shout out to Hope for doing the voice work too. Its only a short 15 or so minute listen. #cyberpunk --- youtu.be/gk1Eq3HC46k?...
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Cyberpunk 2077: Nine Inches of Pure Malice
YouTube video by Esotechnica
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I hope everyone is enjoying #theeclipse and protecting their eyes. #eclipse Here's a clip from my comedy film. #writer #writesky #scriptwriter #eclipseglasses
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I had this thought of someone using an #AI-written eulogy. Which is equally as funny (dark) as it is dystopian. The eulogy is deeply human, it's your words about someone you care about, who you lost, it's your lament given voice. What's worse, I'd imagine many people already done this.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just started reading #W0rldtr33 and I'm absolutely hooked. I binged Vols 1 to 3 in a few hours.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That's a wrap. 17 full episodes. 6 Hours and 38 Minutes in total. And over a year of my time. #Cyberpunk2077 #Cyberpunk
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He appears at her door the way all divine spirits do. Shirtless, obviously. Smelling of I dunno? Thunder, heavy rain... Some such shit. His voice, honey over gravel, or gravel over honey, she can't remember which. " #Temptation" he purrs. "It's Sunday," she says. "Bins need to go out." #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
" #BRAKE!" Martin screams. The woman stands in the headlights. White dress, arms out, eyes closed, dark hair flowling. Sarah's foot hits the pedal. The car shrieks to a halt. Martin stops shouting. They stare at the empty road, then at eachother. The woman in white? She's with them now. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Some old woman's purse paid for this hit. Had photos of her grandkids in the flap. I'll post them back through her letterbox. I'm no animal. Those grinning gap-toothed faces leave my hands as the needle finds the vein; and I #descend into the warmth, that greets me like bathwater. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He talked about sex like a car advert. Peak performance. Pushing limits. Reaching the #summit. He'd climax after a few minutes. Every time. Then lay there grinning like he'd conquered Everest; asking how it was for me. Base camp. Three years of base camp. I never even saw a hillside. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The taxi driver loves the summer. Points to the sunset, both hands off the wheel. "look, look." Her voice has this #cadence. Up at the end of every sentence. Like it's all good news. "Same time tomorrow?" she asks, pulling over. "Yeah" he says. He wasn't planning on waking up tomorrow. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He didn't know what was worse the blue light shining through plastic or the smell of puke on his shirt. Coke crystals lingered in his moustache, his arms were rapped around a motorbike. He pulled himself out from under the crinkled tarpaulin into sun on an empty #road in bumfuck nowhere. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Windows down, doing 70, singing badly to a song he'd hate. #Tailwind at her back. A feeling stolen from a bad commercial. That "Bodyform for you" Rollerskating energy. She doesn't care. For three years she been told what to wear, what to eat, who she was allowed to talk to. Not anymore. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Find that work-life #balance," they say. While I'm balls-deep in 40 pages of Carl's AI-generated strategy doc, more em dashes than an Emily Dickinson novel. Then home to the overpriced box room and the screaming, plate-smashing neighbours. "Life" is a sad wank and a Pot Noodle. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I took some time away from regular social media posting. Needed a break in all honesty. However, we are closing in on the finale of #Cyberpunk2077 No Save Point, & given the amount of work, time and effort by all involved, it was time for ke to return.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wake up. Wake Up. Wake Up!!! #cats #catsofbluesky ##catsky
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
1/? Had an explosion of listeners to #Cyberpunk2077 No Save Point over the past two weeks. (These are the Spotify numbers) I'm glad #Cyberpunk fans are tuning in. Though im sure the #edgerunners 2 trailer helped with searches/fans finding the series.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just saw a cheap, shitty AI #Cyberpunk2077 video with 100s of likes and comments. And, as somwone who has put hours into writing and editing a fictional Cyberpunk audio show, it is disheartening to see algorithms push AI shit, while throttling (looking still you Youtube) my story.
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PinkyDude 🦝🏳️‍🌈 @pinkydude.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tried something, heavily inspired by the GTA6 cover 🤠 #Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography
Collage of multiple Cyberpunk 2077 screenshots in the style of the GTA6 cover
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Galaxie 500 may be one of the most underappreciated bands of all time. Anytime I've played their music around others, it's always "this is good" or "who is this?" And when told, it's always "never heard of them." #music youtu.be/YcbwIO-B-wM?...
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Galaxie 500 - Strange
YouTube video by Raines Loomiarr
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Episode 14 of #Cyberpunk No Save Point is put now on #Apple #Spotify #Amazon & a whole host of other auido platforms. (Links in comments) In this episode Zack & Ash must enter Maelstrom territory to retrieve missing Aldecaldo supplies. Should be a breeze right... right? #Cyberpunk2077 #AudioDrama
Cyberpunk No Save Point Episode Fourteen "End Vision" cover art featuring the Protagonists Zack and Ash  sitting on a Brennan Apollo Motorcycle in the Badlands.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What do these 4 images have to do with my 17 part #Cyberpunk2077 audio drama? Character Names: Ash Zarina takes her name from Tessier Ashpool (Sprawl Trilogy) & Zarina The War Witch (Buck Rogers) Leon Murphy's name is a mix of Leon Kowalski (Blade Runner) & Alex Murphy (Robocop) I love eastereggs
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Much like the video game did with quests and Cowboy Bebop did with its Episodes - every episode of #Cyberpunk2077 No Save Point is named after a song - Some from the 2077 OST and others whose titles fit the themes. I've made the playlist of the songs on #Spotify. open.spotify.com/playlist/103...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
river ward would be leading the democratic primary for senate in iowa and it would rip this app in two
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Do you like #Cyberpunk2077? Altered Carbon? Total Recall? Fight Club? A Scanner Darkly? Californication? Memento? Eternal Sunshine For The Spotless Mind? Then Cyberpunk: No Save Point is the Audio Drama for you. We have 5 hours of story across 13 episodes (with more to come)
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can't believe we are 13 episodes into #Cyberpunk2077 No Save Point. This was one hell of an undertaking a fully written and voiced novel length story set in Night City with an original cast of characters. open.spotify.com/episode/0Xuc...
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Episode Thirteen: Black Dog
Cyberpunk 2077 No Save Point · Episode
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Part of why I like writing this silly novel sized #Cyberpunk2077 audio show (fanfic) is when the voice actor sends back little lines like this.
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HolBat(Commission open on November) @kholbatar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🔵Actual price list 🔵DM if you're interested
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
These people have clearly never seen a James Bond film.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The dimensional #rift appeared over Essex of all places. Half the county swallowed by a scar in the sky. Our best and brightest studied it for a year and came back with nothing. Insurance firms call it an act of God. Most Brits think it's an upgrade to the surroundings. #VSS364 #SCIFI
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
#Gravity by the Dresden Dolls played throughout the loft apartment as Kim scribbled her final goodbye. "Six years and it's come to this?" She muttered. She kept opening with 'sorry' before scratching it out. She wasn't sorry. If anything he should be the bastard. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
He built her himself. Two years worth of data training. Fed her every album he loved, every film, 20 TB of porn. Last night she opened with 'we need to talk.' This morning the chat won't load. Blocked. The #signal is clear: He's unfuckable in every dimension. #Cyberpunk #VSS365 #scifi
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One thing with social media I've never been good at is talking to people. My brain is still stuck in that 100 whatever characters twitter where you'd tweet something cringe like "My pet #dinosaur (cat) loves cheeseburgers (Kibble) and then every other #millennial would go mad for it.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Took a few days off. Good for the soul, they said. Restorative. Came back to find a #crevasse where my inbox used to be. Two hundred emails deep, no bottom. Spent all day chucking half-arsed replies into it, bridging a glacier with Post-its. My soul's grand. Everything else is on fire. #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The superintelligence judges everyone, every second, past, present and future. It weighs both the dead and the unborn. We built a god and called it #judgement. The only question: "were those who who coded it trustworthy and just?" #VSS365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
New #TheWitcher3 Expansion announced and all the #Cyberpunk2077 fans on my various socials be like:
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Had a nice bank holiday weekend of Low to No Screen time (phone) And today is a travel day 🙃 which means stupid amounts of screen time With that in mind I'll catch up on some #VSS365 and tend to the tedious chore of sorting through my phone notes.
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Let's gooooo
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The section towards the end of R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It," where the layered vocals say, "It's time I had some time alone." Hits different. #Music #REM #Saturday youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY?...
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R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World
YouTube video by REMVEVO
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sundays weren't for God, they were for cartoons. Cross-legged, three feet from the telly, fully #immersed. Every kid in the country watching the same thing at the same time. Mondays we were lost in playground discussions. Now we're lost in algorithms, content and slop. #Vss365
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As I've been asked a few #writing questions elsewhere. I thought I'd start posting them here too. #writingcommunity #writingtips #Screenwriter #writer
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As I've been asked a few #writing questions elsewhere. I thought I'd start posting them here too. #writingcommunity #writingtips #Screenwriter #writer
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Sam Bramley @thisguyaresick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We fuck like a 90s jean commercial. All sweat and slow motion. Strangers would pay to watch. But the fucking's the only thing #tethering us. Switch it off and we're two people who can't share a kitchen at breakfast. The sex is the rope. Everything else is the drop. #VSS365
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