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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

This Rudy?: Claim denied ❌

No @thisdej.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Case closed! Stephen Miller designed and executed a false flag operation so that he could get to second base before the end of his 40th year on earth.

Stephen Miller squeezing a boobie during the chaos that occurred during a suspected gunman attack at the WHCD. Unclear from the footage whether he got a boner.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Non-zero chance T said, "gay." "JD is gay." And Karl, being a professional, decided that he had heard "great."

Jane Deloris Vance explains, in his book, to Mamaw that he is gay. She sends him to his room to contemplate his interest in sucking dck.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"Comes out," you say!?!

That bit in JD's book where he tells Mamaw he's gay. And she says, "booooy, no you ain't! Not in this house! Now go to your room and start day dreaming about sucking dick!"

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Seriously, wtf is this shyt! When I'm mayor, walking while smoking, dog shyt, car alarms, and whatever this bullshyt is will be outlawed. You used to just call the fcking restaurant.. seriously, wtf is this shyt!?!

$35 food order with $20 of fees for fcking delivery. God damned tech pirates.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I'm actually okay without these halfwits having to be carried by their peers who are trying to do serious work in defense of this nation bc some Jesus freaks woke up w sticky under pants and nudged Grandpa Bernie to do a thing.

Brush your ratty hair your fcking toothsome dert.

Don't let grandpa Bernie see you like that. He'll think Serge Kovaleski got his revenge and banged your mother wo a rubber.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Epically stupid and irresponsible to publicly disclose the existence of a political risk insurance wrapper on any project. How these mouth breathers get out of bed wo crippling themselves is beyond me.

Another moronic tweet from T, or whoever weekend at Bernie's his account, in which he announces that the U.S. taxpayer will be insuring against any losses incurred by maritime commerce through the Strait of Hormuz due to war, political violence, expropriation, etc.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Rubio: Iran is run by religious lunatics!

Rubio talking about some guy who came down from space, then just died because some other aholes down here on earth sinned. Unclear what a sin is or who defined it.

Trump getting physically molested by a bunch of zombies in front a a cross of wood wearing a winter scarf which some have exhausted as a religious symbol.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I know how JD did it.

Mamaw tempted a young and curious JD about the notion of having a dick in his mouth. He would soon explore that realm, and suddenly come into millions of dollars and a Mercedes lifestyle thanks to a certain, fellow homosexual, Peter Theil.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I wouldn't say he is ooooout, out. But yeah..

Vance tells the world he is gay in his autobiography. Also his mamaw is afraid of penis.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

As long as JD tells his.

After a conversation with Mamaw, JD has never been able to get the taste of dick out of his mouth.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

She knows what she got into.

Vance admitting to Mamaw that he be like totes gay.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

She ain't going nowhere. They have...an arrangement.

Excerpt from JD's autobiography in which he is forced to reckon w his future and whether or not it includes the taste of penises in his mouth and marriages of convenience.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

He's also gay. Everything he puts on is a costume and charade.

JD comes clean to Mamaw and ruminates on the idea of having a dick in his mouth.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Erika "the Beard" Vance (née Kirk) seems on brand. [flips to Kalshi to see what "the markets" are sayin']

JD telling Mamaw that he is gay and receiving the advice that if he just never puts it in his mouth and marries a brown woman, no one at the church will think twice; better if you can eventually divorce and replace brown for white.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Don't skip past Vance's Grindr profile:

Young JD takes pains to explain to is mamaw that he is gay. But mamaw prevents herself the vapors by explaining that the kid surely can't like the idea of dicks in his mouth. And so that's that. But, hey, one quick follow up: what are your thoughts on vagina, Jay? Vagina in the mouth -- yay or ney?

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Hahahahhaha Jesus...the eclipse straining...uhm,'finish' ..is just priceless. Also, JD is gay and approved their message.

A young JD Vance, after wanking in his bedroom to People Magazine articles of Donald Trump, emerges to discuss his sexuality with his beloved Mamaw.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Agree: JD Vance needs to come out.

Excerpt of memoir, in which Mamaw asks a young JD to contemplate the idea of having a penis in his mouth. Though the conversation had begun with JD expressing his emotional and physical draw to other young men, he determined that this sounded perhaps yucky, and...ipso facto...no longer gay-o.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Unless your friends and colleagues all bat for the other team in private and everyone secretly knows it cause they'd once admitted it very publicly but all just watch acceptingly as they over compensate by gratuitously hugging you... Then I think she'd get it and mostly begrudgingly shrug it off.

Excerpt of JD describing how young JD told Mamaw that he was toats gay. But Mamaw was all like, "dick! Ya like tuh suck it!?!" And JD was all like, "erm, I dur nuh. That sounds kinda yucky like." And Mamaw was all like "see! I just cured yer gayness. Nah gone gyt! Ya fag."

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

But his autobiography, in which he admits that he's gay, IS!

Young, prudish JD, tries to tell his hick grandmother that he's gay. But since, at least until she mentioned it, the idea of a dick in his mouth seemed icky, he now had his forever cover story -- "No way! Not me. Dicks are icky."

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Oh, I can totally imagine doing something like that. The fck, for instance, is THIS fcking thing?:

Strange patch of hair that the U.S. Secretary of Defense has chosen to let grow near his ear.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Next step: industries that under produce product, and what they do produce is deeply inferior, including invisible military equipment w wheels that pop off, while Trump and his cabinet, w the profits from the skim, are building compounds visible from space.

Putin's dacha, soon to be rivaled by the Trump family compound.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk, infamous shyt stirring disinfo grifter, lauded as free speech paramour in the wake of his violent murder. Matt Dowd loses job for speaking freely and honestly in tepid ackn'gmnt of Kirk's chosen and active role in buttressing our current hateful and unfortunate environment. It's 9/11

Quote from Matt Dowd noting that Kirk was fomented hate and targeted youth with his rhetoric.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

One assumes Heaven is a prepubescent young girl from Northboro Elementary.

Email spam / scam from grifters in Trumps orbit. This one claims he was saved by God for some reason and that he is trying to get into heaven.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

In my version, the fifteen year olds dumped a pallet of popcorn on him as he writhed on the deck.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

You mean like these Honey Pot accounts:

Bot farm honey pot accounts posting near identical garbage posts about journalist, Jim Acosta.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Choose your size. Guessing itty bitty. Braaaah...

Vans boots to match the idiocy of the fake ice agents in their cosplay.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Gurl.... stop putting things in your butthole. You're on taxpayers' time. Fag. (Friends, please forgive my word choice. But he deserves it.)

JD Vance admitting in his own book to being a fag. With genuine apologies to the lgbtq+ community for my word choice. But in JD's case I hope youlll forgive me.

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No @thisdej.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Wants to emulate this:

Putin wrenching the oligarchs and neutering Derepaska in front of his cohort while demanding his pen back.

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