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Roscoe the Dog

@thirdsunrising.bsky.social
428 followers 559 following 2.6K posts

I’m a Hound. I like to sniff stinky things. I keep the property free of rats and raccoons. I don’t play fetch, but thanks for asking. Living my best life in the great Pacific Northwest. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 4h
Yes because people who don’t have claims on their insurance must be committing fraud. I personally make sure my house burns down at least every five years, lest the homeowners insurance people accuse me of fraud.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 4h
From your doctor. The government will sit there and do nothing. You pay your medical bills directly from your pocket. If you cannot afford your medical bills, hopefully you at least saved enough for your funeral expenses. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11h
I’m friends with an ER doctor and wow would you ever be impressed with the kinds of things people can fit into small spaces
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11h
I’ve worn worse shorts than that
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12h
Why do you think there’s such a push to build data centers in the USA?
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12h
But this is where the food is, and it’s so nice and cool in here
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah I got an HP printer gathering dust in the garage because I refuse to subscribe to ink. All printing is accomplished by a Brother black and white laser printer, it’s five years old and on its second toner cartridge. If you want something printed, I hope you like black & white
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
C’mon they’re super relatable. If my workplace is in crisis with power outages and people freezing and stuff and I have a ticket to Cancun, you know where I’ll be found. That’s why I’m not in public service, sure, but it’s relatable. I mean, who hasn’t fucked a couch every now and then?
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Promises, promises
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ouf, le frigo est en panne. C’est le reseau, il faut le débrancher
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And they wondered why we didn’t all jump at the chance to get internet connected refrigerators with screens that could play ads for us while we look for the cream cheese
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Neato!
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not having to start the engine is a big plus on those, but they’re only good for close quarters. Rechargeable battery-powered leaf blowers can be had for under $100 now and have the same instantly-on-when-you-need-it trait of these little blowers, but move a real volume of air. So many options!
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am alarmed at how many of these acts I still remember. Gillan? Wow. And the Cure opening for Siouxie! And who is this Randy California character, that’s quite a name to take on tour
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Doesn’t even matter. Parties change over time, but the teachings of history still serve us
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard
ALT: Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They’re saving that for next Fourth of July, on the White House lawn in between cage matches
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will chalk it up to a typo and assume they meant 100 years, which is not perfectly accurate but it’s close enough
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The goal of those bombing campaigns in WW2 was to take over other nations, not to get rid of a problematic group of people within their own nations When a certain nation did have the goal of deleting a certain people on its own land in WW2, this word was used to describe it
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Let’s not play this silly little game of accurately quoting what I said when I thought no one was recording it”
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, a usable phrase whose meaning is quite distinct from the equally tautological “it is what it is” We english speakers have a surprising level of nuance to work with when stating the obvious
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The French is literally “it ain’t over as long as it ain’t over” which is both fabulous and just not quite at Yogi Berra’s level of ridiculous wordsmanship.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, that’s one way to demonstrate your level of competence, and the depth of your understanding of the people and places you represent
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey man I have a mirror. I know I’m beautiful. But yeah if this story is true these dogs are almost certainly litter mates or otherwise previously acquainted
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump should personally be the one to scuttle the ship and ceremonially sink it, just to complete the metaphor
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Grab an orange bucket while you’re there
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ok so, not my favorite Luigi
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Milton Waddams and his Red Stapler
ALT: Milton Waddams and his Red Stapler
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh dear, we wouldn’t want to publicly admit that we have opinions now would we?
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thank you, dinner and/or breakfast is served!
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Heck yeah, give me one of those with a root beer float and a Lipitor please
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m still supposed to have friends at retirement, after I spent a whole lifetime pissing them off?
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The attack on Russian data centers reduced bot traffic on Twitter by a very noticeable amount. Funny how it all works 🤷‍♂️
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They’re basically the same I guess 🤷‍♂️
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Right so both Trump and Obama are very very bad 🙄
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Again: when you imply that Trump’s use of ICE is just like that of his predecessors, you minimize what he’s doing and you both-sides the blame. And it seems intentional. You’re trying to divide the left by attacking those who aren’t “left enough,” because doing so will render it weak and powerless.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Which you soon will
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Riding a three speed taught me that three speeds is generally enough if you’ve got the legs for it
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You are both-sidesing this shit. Like as if nobody is allowed to criticize Trump’s brutal gestapo and concentration camp approach because Biden and Obama aren’t completely blameless. GTFO. Fuckin bootlicker in disguise.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They could travel, I suppose. But they’re in no hurry.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone is raising their kid right
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s not going to change the price of our fuel. We’re not even buying the oil cheaply; we could get it from Canada for roughly the same price. No, the primary purpose is infuriating: it’s an intentional bailout for Russia’s war effort. The fact that it won’t lower our diesel prices is immaterial.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I thought it was so cool until I realized you could do that with any word ever
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Autism Spectrum Disorder? The Allentown School District?
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ukraine shows it can provide its own detox. Well done.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Concern about female prisoners being guarded exclusively by men.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d say he has an enormous pair but quite frankly I only see one.
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah but this leftist wacko is so extreme, he wants people to be able to go to the doctor without having to take out a payday loan to pay for it
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Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You were not wondering
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