Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 4hYes because people who don’t have claims on their insurance must be committing fraud. I personally make sure my house burns down at least every five years, lest the homeowners insurance people accuse me of fraud. 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 4hFrom your doctor. The government will sit there and do nothing. You pay your medical bills directly from your pocket. If you cannot afford your medical bills, hopefully you at least saved enough for your funeral expenses. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11hI’m friends with an ER doctor and wow would you ever be impressed with the kinds of things people can fit into small spaces 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12hWhy do you think there’s such a push to build data centers in the USA? 062
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12hBut this is where the food is, and it’s so nice and cool in here 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13hYeah I got an HP printer gathering dust in the garage because I refuse to subscribe to ink. All printing is accomplished by a Brother black and white laser printer, it’s five years old and on its second toner cartridge. If you want something printed, I hope you like black & white 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 14/10/2026C’mon they’re super relatable. If my workplace is in crisis with power outages and people freezing and stuff and I have a ticket to Cancun, you know where I’ll be found. That’s why I’m not in public service, sure, but it’s relatable. I mean, who hasn’t fucked a couch every now and then? 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Ouf, le frigo est en panne. C’est le reseau, il faut le débrancher 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And they wondered why we didn’t all jump at the chance to get internet connected refrigerators with screens that could play ads for us while we look for the cream cheese 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Not having to start the engine is a big plus on those, but they’re only good for close quarters. Rechargeable battery-powered leaf blowers can be had for under $100 now and have the same instantly-on-when-you-need-it trait of these little blowers, but move a real volume of air. So many options! 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I am alarmed at how many of these acts I still remember. Gillan? Wow. And the Cure opening for Siouxie! And who is this Randy California character, that’s quite a name to take on tour 110
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Doesn’t even matter. Parties change over time, but the teachings of history still serve us 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comLizard Lizard Lizard LizardALT: Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They’re saving that for next Fourth of July, on the White House lawn in between cage matches 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I will chalk it up to a typo and assume they meant 100 years, which is not perfectly accurate but it’s close enough 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The goal of those bombing campaigns in WW2 was to take over other nations, not to get rid of a problematic group of people within their own nations When a certain nation did have the goal of deleting a certain people on its own land in WW2, this word was used to describe it 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“Let’s not play this silly little game of accurately quoting what I said when I thought no one was recording it” 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Yes, a usable phrase whose meaning is quite distinct from the equally tautological “it is what it is” We english speakers have a surprising level of nuance to work with when stating the obvious 0161
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The French is literally “it ain’t over as long as it ain’t over” which is both fabulous and just not quite at Yogi Berra’s level of ridiculous wordsmanship. 020
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Well, that’s one way to demonstrate your level of competence, and the depth of your understanding of the people and places you represent 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hey man I have a mirror. I know I’m beautiful. But yeah if this story is true these dogs are almost certainly litter mates or otherwise previously acquainted 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Trump should personally be the one to scuttle the ship and ceremonially sink it, just to complete the metaphor 020
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comMilton Waddams and his Red StaplerALT: Milton Waddams and his Red Stapler 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oh dear, we wouldn’t want to publicly admit that we have opinions now would we? 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Thank you, dinner and/or breakfast is served! 020
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Heck yeah, give me one of those with a root beer float and a Lipitor please 220
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m still supposed to have friends at retirement, after I spent a whole lifetime pissing them off? 040
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The attack on Russian data centers reduced bot traffic on Twitter by a very noticeable amount. Funny how it all works 🤷♂️ 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Right so both Trump and Obama are very very bad 🙄 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Again: when you imply that Trump’s use of ICE is just like that of his predecessors, you minimize what he’s doing and you both-sides the blame. And it seems intentional. You’re trying to divide the left by attacking those who aren’t “left enough,” because doing so will render it weak and powerless. 111
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Riding a three speed taught me that three speeds is generally enough if you’ve got the legs for it 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You are both-sidesing this shit. Like as if nobody is allowed to criticize Trump’s brutal gestapo and concentration camp approach because Biden and Obama aren’t completely blameless. GTFO. Fuckin bootlicker in disguise. 100
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They could travel, I suppose. But they’re in no hurry. 000
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s not going to change the price of our fuel. We’re not even buying the oil cheaply; we could get it from Canada for roughly the same price. No, the primary purpose is infuriating: it’s an intentional bailout for Russia’s war effort. The fact that it won’t lower our diesel prices is immaterial. 171
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I thought it was so cool until I realized you could do that with any word ever 030
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Autism Spectrum Disorder? The Allentown School District? 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ukraine shows it can provide its own detox. Well done. 051
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Concern about female prisoners being guarded exclusively by men. 130
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’d say he has an enormous pair but quite frankly I only see one. 010
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah but this leftist wacko is so extreme, he wants people to be able to go to the doctor without having to take out a payday loan to pay for it 110