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@thingsweresaid.bsky.social
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Geek/Gay/Top • Perpetually h-word • Music lover • Techie • Writer of things • Slightly(?) unhinged • He/Him • Also NSFW. Cash App: $cajme - Venmo: cajme

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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 3h
Had to let it breathe 😮‍💨
My dick poking out from my unzipped shorts
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 5h
You get in my car and notice this, what do you do?
Sitting in the driver's seat of my car with a noticeable bulge in my shorts
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For your #fcf pleasure
Cum dribbling down the head of my hard cock
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm ready for your angles
Chairface from The Tick animated series. His head is literally a chair. Me when I say sit on my face.
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oscillating between "very horny" and "very sleepy" this afternoon #mcm
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my9albums: This was difficult to narrow down, and it's not indicative of all the albums that made me while growing up, but I spent a lot of time with these in my CD/MP3 players.
Selfie of me looking down at the phone screenmy9albums: 9 album covers in a 3x3 grid

Madonna - Ray of Light 
Garbage - Version 2.0 
Thalia - Arrasando 
Christina Aguilera - Stripped 
Britney Spears - Britney
Marc Anthony - Contra la corriente 
Spice Girls - Spiceworld 
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory 
Hikaru Utada - DEEP RIVER
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Catwoman look she did was amazing. I'm still in awe that I was mere feet away from her. It was such a blast!
Brooke Lynn Hytes in a Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman suit doing a handstand
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I AM SO FUCKING GAY FOR BROOKE LYNN HYTES OH MY FUCKING GODDD
Brooke Lynn Hytes performing and holding a large wad of cash
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's acting up again #mcm
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminds me of this episode of South Park:
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your face would look good here #mcm
Monochrome picture of my dick whipped out from my underwear
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The arcade just got a Pokémon pinball machine!
Overhead look at the lit up Pokémon pinball machine
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Artwork from the video game 'Metroid: Ravenous' with the title edited to CUM IS NOT SOCIAL MEDIA
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yesss, that's the good stuff
Lyric card from the Genius app for Carly Rae Jepsen's new song "Something Tragic," highlighting the lyrics "Then I remember everything you did to me, I fucking hate you"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This New Music Friday is going to be a motherquake
Cover for 'Day and Night' by Carly Rae JepsenCover for 'ESTRUS' by Tove LoCover for 'Bass Persuades' by MILEYCover for 'Pylon' by beabadoobee
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: K'ronikka will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Tour poster for K'ronikka and 'The Damn Gurrrl Tour.' K'ronikka is from a video from The Onion, which can be watched here: https://youtu.be/lmCjJ0VBjjU?si=lhA8WAxuTgIvYkaT
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bulge
Pic of my bulge in black underwear while I'm laying in bed
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#scs (after cumming edition)
Holding my soft cock with cum dripping down the head. There is also some cum visible on the bottom of my stomach
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's giving
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#mcm drain me
Black and white picture of me holding my cock
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The "Stupid Girls" singer is having a white girl crashout on Instagram now
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's been worth it to see this:
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very horny today 😵‍💫
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fake loan scammers are using vampire tactics now, saying shit like, "I'm knocking. Open the door for me. Let me in like a neighbor." This could be the opening of a horror movie.
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I did the dialect thing. I didn't really expect anything, but it's nice to know 😂
Results of dialect map questionnaire:

You talk most like someone from Delaware - about 56% of your answers match a typical resident.Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

MOST SIMILAR
1. San Francisco, CA (55%)
2. Los Angeles, CA (55%)
3. Miami, FL (54%)

LEAST SIMILAR
1. Minneapolis, MN (51%)
2. Omaha, NE (51%)
3. Milwaukee, WI (51%)

What gave you away

Answers that point most strongly to Delaware.

What is your *general* term for the rubber-soled shoes worn in gym class, for athletic activities, etc.?
sneakers

What is your generic term for a sweetened carbonated beverage?
soda

Do you use the term "bear claw" for a kind of pastry?
no, but I know what it means

the "c" in "grocery"
[s] as in "sock"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh no, the chicken & waffles Oreos are actually good
Wrapper for Chicken & Waffles Oreo cookies
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yes! I also love a non-slip bottom, securely in place, for worry-free play.
A picture from an Amazon listing of a couch cover. The picture shows a coffee cup with the text: 

"Non-slip bottom 
Stays securely in place for worry-free play 
Effectively prevents items from falling or sliding"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't believe there are people who actually fall for this shit
A spam text message that says "Hi! I'm an international student and currently single. I don't drink or engage in violence, but I'm open to using sex toys. If you're interested, we could meet up for a fun, private night. If you'd like to see photos, please contact me on Telegram"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty Keke Palmer: Y'all remember Two Girls One Cup?
Screenshot of Keke Palmer from the 45 minute mark of 'Keke Palmer, Lisa Kudrow, Hannah Einbinder & More at the THR Comedy Actress Roundtable' when she said "Y'all remember that?" after bringing up the Two Girls One Cup video
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Whoa
Tiffany Pollard "Beyoncé??" meme edited to say "Seasoning???"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's giving:
Seymour Skinner "out of touch" meme from The Simpsons edited to say "Am I unable to read? No, it's the literature that is rejecting me."
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sniff my Pepsi pits while you bounce on it?
A picture of a bottle of Pepsi x Glamlite Wild Cherry Body Wash
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've got such a hard broner right now
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I just hit 10,000 cards in Pokémon TCG Pocket 🥳
A splash screen from Pokémon TCG Pocket that shows a lot of small cards in the background with two text overlays that say:

Grand total cards acquired
10,000 cards collected!

Info
The number 10,000 brings to mind Wartortle! It is said to live 10,000 years. Its furry tail is popular as a symbol of longevity.
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So cute, and the shirt is appropriate
Whitney Chewston "homophobic dog" meme, caption says "bit fruity"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me and my car dying from the heat
Car infotainment screen that states, "Temperature Warning. Display is too Hot. Screen performance may be decreased until it cools."
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cropped section of Taco Bell receipt that says "NO Lettuce"
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#mcm (it's cock)
Monochrome picture of holding my dick
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The colors are pleasing to my eyes
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette
Aquarius Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising, Aries Venus. Colors: #2FA7C9 #B68AA8 #E7A8C2 #F07B63.

The palettes are displayed as four squares. The top left square is Aquarius Sun: Electric Cyan. The top right square is Libra Moon: Dusty Orchid. The bottom left square is Libra Rising: Airy Peony. The bottom right square is Aries Venus: Spiced Coral.
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When they say "send nudes" and I hear "send noods"
Me sitting on the couch naked holding a plate of ramen noodles over my dick to obscure it
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Too hot for clothes on this #fcf
Naked in bed with my cock hanging out
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
OMG I JUST GOT THIS IN A TRADE!!
Shiny Mega Gengar ex card from Pokémon TCG Pocket
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD" screenshot from The Simpsons
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD" screenshot from The Simpsons
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I have a confession: I'm becoming even gayer
"Good For The Soul" by Madonna, from the new album 'CONFESSIONS II,' playing through Apple TV
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This Growlithe card in the new TCG Pocket expansion is so cute
Growlithe card from Pokémon TCG Pocket mobile game, part of the new Everyday Wonders expansion. Growlithe is rolling over and looks happy
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yeah I'm gonna pound you so good
Full art Treecko card from Pokémon TCG Pocket with the Pound move
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's #fcf and I need a real mouth on it
Using a silicone stroker toy on my dick
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He loves telling people about his milk. 😂 I'm here for it
Screenshot of Michael Johnston from an interview where he said "Come over and try my milk!" after talking about his obsession with anything he can make milk out of.
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Darlene Mitchell, from RuPaul's Drag Race, holding up a banana and saying, "Banana!"
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