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House Thig Undivided

@thig4ever.bsky.social
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Official account of House Thig (please do not call me a Verditius) XAOS FOAD Imperfect Androgyne (They/them) //In case it's not clear, this account is an unlicensed parody

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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uh... no. The slow slide towards banality and the hypernormalization of everything into a flat, grey backdrop of drabness is very much NOT "just how societies work," no matter how many times you try to convince us and yourselves that's an inevitable law of nature.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All love and respect to our Sisters and Bothers from the Other Mother. The Future belongs to the dreamers. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just imagine. If you hadn't cast out the Etherites we could be using pneumatic tubes to around as a replacement to BOTH those technologies. ...admittedly when they break down it is NOT convenient, but it is cooler.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me and my Bluesky mutuals
static.klipy.com
L Light
Alt: The two guys from Death Note with the one guy with the creepy eyes giving the other guy that intensity stare he's always doing out of the corner of his eye (sorry, I never saw the show)
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow your elders still teach you about what paradox is? I kind of assumed that would be suppressed knowledge within your house since it's such a direct reminder that what you practice is not true magick.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There ARE true laws of nature that are far more ancient and fundamental than these suits would have you believe, laws that aren't based on their concepts of what's "possible." Just so it's clear that when we call your existence a crime against both god and man that we mean because of THOSE laws.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
//😐I'll take that over another Awakening.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
//TIL there's an offical WoD bsky account... and it lists Hunters before Mages among it's flagship properties. Not hurt, not even a little. It's fine. I'm fine. 😞
A picture of the channel header for @worldofdarkness.bsky.social. The text reads:

What if vampires and werewolves were real? What if you were on of them?

Official Account
Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Hunter: The Reckoning & other secrets hidden in the darkness.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pet theory: The Horizon exists entirely as a manifestation of the collective anxiety of the OoR on exactly this topic. Infinitude is beyond categorization, so there must be a border around "everything."
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not sure how to anwer that. Live, learn, love, grow, have fun on the internet? Same as everyone else. We're people, like you, we're just the kind of people that happen to have knowledge of a wisdom so profound and sublime that it literally can't be explained to an unenlightened mind.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
//Surely the Changeling players know that isn't true though, right?
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, relax. We're the good guys. I'm just trying to encourage communication over here. We let a lot of knowledge slip through our fingers for too long by keeping the crafts and hedge witches at arms length, and from what I hear you halfbreeds have a kinda thaumaturgy jr that no one's cataloged yet.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omg. Love this for you! Don't listen to the haters. You should so hang out, relax, share stories, and give them whatever bits of your insides they might wanna have a closer look at.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahaha. Oh that's great. You guys STILL don't have any idea what the Unseelie Court is actually up to right under your noses, huh? Honestly? Great, I can't wait to see the punchline to that joke. I'm not worried about myself, I already grind my own coffee.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It also leads to just the MOST low-rent lolcow behaviour. The music subthread in our chantry forum is still closed and archived years after XAOS brigaded it with 'ironic' digital tass tributes to the godhead of Fred Durst, because the resonance is just too putrid to be worth trying to expunge.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay... I just need someone out there who knows to tell me if it's a stupid question: Might there be any parts of Mir space station that survived reentry for sale on open market? I'm considering the ramifications of possessing a fragment of my own ruling planet, and I deserve that kind of power.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Alright guys look. I know a lot of you are really gung-ho about putting a gaes on Sony to make them release their works on physical media again, but these things cut both ways and you REALLY aren't considering how that will affect the sibling who VOLUNTEERED to do the minutes of the meetings.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm trying to get through to the better angels of a technocrat here so yes, I'm the fool. But was the goal of the Ascension War not... ascension? You didn't win. No one won. The score remains 0-0 and for SOME of us, the goal never changed.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh yeah? Are we all living in a harmonious unity of limitless knowledge and potential? Wow that's weird, I was kinda under the impression we're still all languishing in a fallen world but I guess we attained utopia while I wasn't looking.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh. Am I letting sectarianism distract me from the Ascension War again? I literally have a post-it over my monitor reminding me not to do that. Dang.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The last time someone quoted a Greek and a post-modernist to me in the same breath they were a Hollower, let that sink in. ...you guys may have been out of the scene too long to understand the subtext there but it's devastating. You're devastated right now.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Okay well... the JOKE I was making is those are all people/sometimes-people-shaped-creatures that, if we DID try to cooperate with them, would absolutely bring us more woe than they were worth. I guess I shouldn't have expected you to think about the DOWNSIDES of seeking power in the wrong places.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Okay but what if we had all the paradox spirits on our side. And the werewolves too. And what if the Nephandi all decided to say sorry for all the bad stuff by getting rid of the apostate bloodsuckers. You see how sad and desperate this sounds?
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I know it's your reflex action to curry favour with any and all evil authority figures you encounter but you might want to slow down and take stock on this one before you happily gobble up whatever magic bonbons THESE guys give you for being a good little boy.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ideas never die!
An image of the lamentable Scrappy-Doo, lest we forget.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
When you serve the god of gateways and transitions and those more initiated than you are trying to crowdsource whether they "count" as one binary category or another.
An image of Hello Kitty waving surrounded by the text "I have no mouth, and I must scream."
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
//as someone who's interests intersect TTRPGs and 90s magical girl anime this is a slam dunk recommendation.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Guys. I think we need to try a little harder in occulting these symbols. This isn't really even trying. I don't like relying on the Technocracy not knowing our most fundamental iconography.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@realnosferatu.bsky.social esque cat behavior. This is what animalism does to a mofo
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Mages addicted to vampire blood are making vampires addicted to mage blood. We've come full circle I see.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Lol "temporal" We're supposed to be the ones who're obsessed with arcana and secret names but you guys have to say stuff like "The quantitative interaction of energetic vectors" instead of just "Forces." What do you call "Matter"? Was even that too laden? Did you have to call the sphere "Atoms"?
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh is that from the "Nature is a bitch, kill her" series by Tellus Entertainment? Those games are really addictive.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We all like you the most too. Not just in my house either. You've still got some of that old whimsy about you, it's a sign of life for your souls. I think a lot of us are actually looking forward to when your paradigm is inevitably ruled anathema and you have to scurry over here for shelter.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Imagining you guys now, standing in a huddle, all sniffing your own farts in your hilarious bubble-helmet space suits, having a very important tactical meeting. All while in front of a huge whiteboard that just says "Vampire Weaknesses = SUN?!"
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
omg adorable. Never change. Of course, in a triumph of ingenuity over creativity you've invented yet *another* way weaponize daylight. And comes with a little display of 'honour' that's almost as anachronistic as your goofy little paradigm too, love it. You guys really are the 'cute' Convention.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wait. I'm confused. Even House Tremere's thaumaturgical constructs eat human blood? Shouldn't you eat rocks or something? Did they just do that out of commitment to theme?
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Joke's on you. Through meticulous ritual preparation, combined with a lifetime of eating nothing but cheap, highly processed food, our House have rendered ourselves as wretched tasting as possible.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You know what? Close enough. That's as close to comprehension as I'm going to ask of you on this matter. Stick with that assessment, it'll serve you fine.
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T.L.Webb @dallaswordnerd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#WorldOfDarkness
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
NOTICE: The Chantry's goodwill visit to the Hollow One's open house seance and poetry slam has been cancelled due to a lack of sign-ups.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's always tigers and spiders and the graceful predators you guys choose for your allegories. Just once I want to hear one of you day something like "Have you ever seen a toad hunt? They stay buried in the mud like a piece of crud until the gross bug comes along. Yum yum."
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Oh another that needs jammies to sleep, huh? This is interesting to me. I'm actually working on a thesis about fixation on symbols of "coziness" as a manifestation of Clarity. Do you see a lot of "dad moustaches" where you are? It seems to be a pattern since you loosened your rules on facial hair.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Oh well if she's okay by the lady who lives in a fishbowl full of nutrient sludge then she's gotta be normal, right?
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Please don't say the word "predator" to me, I can hear the perverse glee it gives you from here. I know that. I'm not running from morality actually. That's very much a you problem.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
lol IT-X get rekt. When the disbelief comes crashing in all at once.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Died. By failed you mean died, the thing that humans do. The ones that still have their souls in tact. Those humans.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It took a while but actually a workaround WAS found? Kinda became a whole thing though. We don't generally talk about that guy. Actually glad this one WASN'T on us in the Order... largely.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
IMMORTALITY SPELLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE VITAE! YEARS OF DIABLERIE yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for not just using a Time/Life effect or making a pact with a faerie. Wanted to become a creature of living death anyway for a laugh? We had that it's called ENTROPY.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Getting multiple interested parties so I'm just going to let the sympathetic magick decide. I'll hand it off to a Hollower geek I know and he'll take it to resell at the next con. Just keep checking the booths and retro retailers with the must putrid resonance you can and it'll find you.
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House Thig Undivided @thig4ever.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Getting multiple interested parties so I'm just going to let the sympathetic magick decide. I'll hand it off to a Hollower geek I know and he'll take it to resell at the next con. Just keep checking the booths and retro retailers with the must putrid resonance you can and it'll find you.
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