Most of my WoLs would probably roll their eyes and deny it with the exception of Alexis and Vesper.
With Alexis it's because Zenos calls her Pretender as his true friend is in the aetherial sea and she just playing a role.
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![Enlightening List Of Heresy Of The Twelve featuring Urianger
1. By the Twelve
2. By the mooning of Menphina
3. By Oschon's bunions
4. By the [insert god of choice here]
5. [Insert god of choice] teats or tits
6. Halone's holy halberd
7. Thal's balls
8. Byregot's beard
9. Rhalgr bless my bum
10. Athyk's or Azeyma's almightly asshole, arsehole or asscheeks (your choice)
11. Builder's bollocks
12. Wanderer's winding wang
13. Destroyer's dick
14. Spinner's mercy
15. Scholar's stinking shit
16. Seven Hells
17. Rhalgr's raging rod
18. Trader's tripe
19. Dalamud's dungheap
20. Warden's flaming whips
21. Nald's nads
22. Spinner's sting
23. Matron's or Menphina's milkers
24. Lover's lower left nipple
25. Byregot's swinging hammer
26. Twelve be damned
27. Sweet Llymlaen's liberty
28. Thaliak's Grace
29. Sweet Menphina
30. Oh Twelve above
31. Thaliak's teeming torrent
32. Twelve (or insert god here) have mercy
33. Halone's frostbitten nipnops
34. Halone's hoarfrosted hymen
35. Azeyma's flaring fans
36. The Traders twin heads
37. Lady Azeyma's raidiance
38. Matron's marvellous mounds
39. Nophica's big bountiful tracks of land
40. Twelve preserve us
41. Scholar's swivying stream
42. Wrath of Rhalgr
43. Son of the Wanderer's whore
44. Thal almighty bugger me with a bleedin spear
45. Stiff as Rhalgr's rocks
46. Menphina's mighty moons
47. Twin gods golden bricks
48. Supping from Thaliak's ewer
49. Bah cursed by the Spinner's wheel
50. Wanderer's winds
51. Lady Llymlaen's given us stem to stern
52. Over the Navigator's barrel](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wgjrunjmfz2zo6r24nnv5ri4/bafkreiatuiqtcn6wtdegevyrqerzbwm2xutsg5m6nj2zlbbs7ea2zirqui)
